What if part one
Harry, Ron and Hermione were all sitting around the computer Harry had just installed in Grimmauld place.
"Come on, Hermione, what is it you wanted to show us?"
"Well you know those books based on us that came out, the ones written to give the wizarding world plausible deniability?"
"Yes." The boys said in unison.
"Well, I was looking up fan sites on the internet, and you'll never guess what I found."
Hermione found the page she was looking for and sat back to let them read it.
"Oh my god!" Exclaimed Harry.
"That's just wrong." Agreed Ron
Hermione opened a new page. "I haven't read this one."
There was silence while they all read. After a minute, Hermione started to laugh. After another few minutes, Harry and Ron started to laugh too.
"I'm never going to be able to look at either of them again without grinning." Hermione was still giggling.
"Look at whom?" Came a deep, distinctive voice from the doorway,
The three of them spun around in shock.
"I taught you for long enough to know that look, Mr. Potter."
Lupin stepped out from behind Snape.
"Off you go, you three."
They ran out of the room, and stood just outside the door, waiting.
There was silence. Then...
"Well, they got that bit right, at least."
"Yeah, and that bit sounds fun. Want to try it tonight?"
"Why not? Wonder if they've read any of the ones we've written."
"I'll book mark one for them."
"Sev, you're evil."
"I know. I've read the books too. Shall we have an early night?"
The trio outside the door, ran for it.