A/N: This comes out of nowhere. Just a random and pointless drabble. And a little bit silly. It's not fit in Littlest Thing, so I'm going to put it here: 7 Sins – a series of sins. Light, short and funny. I hope you enjoy it!
My beta is currently busy. Sorry for any grammar mistakes.
Sin 1: Lust
"Please, Shikamaru? Just this once."
"Just a little bit, please?"
A sigh. "No."
A whimper. "You don't love me anymore."
Again, a sigh. "Don't be ridiculous."
"See? You thought I'm crazy."
"You're being troublesome."
Finally, a sob. "I get it. You don't love me and you don't want me anymore. You love another woman."
"Well, go ahead then. Leave me. You cheating, lying bastard."
A long, long sigh."God, Ino. It's not that I don't want to touch you, but look at you…"
"I knew it. You don't love me anymore because I'm ugly."
"You're not ugly. You just look–"
"Fat, isn't it!"
–like twelve months pregnant.
"And it's your fault!" A long wail.
Yeah, it's my fault the condom broke. It's my fault you're pregnant now. It's ALL my fault. How troublesome…
"Do you know how hard this is for me?"
"I know. That's why I don't want to do this."
"I don't want to hurt you, Ino."
"Oh, you clearly hurting me right now."
He stared at her for a second then sighed, resigning to his fate. He reached out his hand to her. "Come here."
She turned her back on him. "And now you're feeling sorry for me. Well, you know what? I don't need it."
He ignored her and scooted closer to her, draping an arm just below her breasts.
"I don't need your pity."
He caressed her huge stomach. "Forgive me?"
She considered for a moment. "Then give me what I want."
He groaned but pulled her face to his and gave her a swift kiss on the lips.
He kissed her again, a bit longer this time.
He complied until his pants got tight. "Okay, we have to stop."
"You only asked for a little bit, right? Haven't I done enough?"
"But I want you so bad…" She started to cry again. "Please, Shikamaru?"
How that small voice held such a power on him?
"Okay, okay, just a little bit more. So stop crying." He kissed her again with passion, running his hands all over her body, making her moan.
She lifted his shirt up and he jerked away.
"No, Ino. We're not going to have sex."
"I don't want to hurt you."
"You were bleeding last time, Ino." Oh, woman, please understand… "Even the doctor said we have to stop for a little while."
"But it's been months! I'm stable now!"
"I don't want to risk it. What if something bad happen? What if you suddenly…give birth?"
She rolled her eyes. "Don't be stupid."
"What if your water breaks?"
"I'm only six months!"
"With twins. It's dangerous."
She bit her bottom lip hard. "Okay, fine! You're such a coward."
"Why did I marry you?" She threw up her hands in frustration. "I should've married Kiba. Or Neji. Or Shino. Heck, maybe Rock Lee! I bet they don't have problem bedding their pregnant wife!"
"You're being troublesome again."
"You're so boring. It's that all you ever say? Oh, no. Don't answer me. Troublesome, isn't it?"
"Come back to bed, Ino."
"What for? You don't want to sleep with me."
"Where do you think you're going?"
"I'm going to find someone to release my sexual tension."
"You can't possibly find someone at this hour."
"I can try, can't I?"
"But will they be tempted? I don't think so."
She spun so fast like a kunoichi she was, even with added pounds. "You just admit that I'm fat and ugly!"
"You're exaggerating. I never said that."
Tears started falling down her cheeks again. "You are so mean! I'm going to divorce you and I will never let you see our babies!"
He was by her side in a second. "I'll pretend you're not serious." It was the fifth threat he got from her since she became pregnant.
She jutted her chin out stubbornly. "I'll ask Sakura to prepare the papers for you to sign tomorrow."
"Sakura? You've got to be kidding me. You know she's on a mission–"
"Hinata then. You can start packing your bags."
"I'm not going anywhere."
"Fine. Then I'll pack mine."
He grabbed her wrist firmly and pulled her back to their bed, finally giving in. "You are so, so troublesome." Then he proceeded to tear her clothes until there was nothing left on her body.
"What are you doing?" She asked innocently.
"Helping you release your sexual tension." He said against her mouth. "Now shut up and let me do all this troublesome work."
I love writing Ino as a troublesome, moody, pregnant woman. It's just fun! (Oh, you could pretend this drabble as a side fic for I'm Sorry, Shikamaru. Lol)
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