Hi! Instead of writing another drama story I figured I write a comic now. I hope you'll like it!
Stephenie Meyer owns all the characters... I just made them crazy and send them to a camp.
Me? Camping? Are you sure?
Alice and I were walking on the parking lot, heading to our first class.
"Alice!" I whined.
"Bella" She replied drily.
"What's going to happen?" I demanded.
"You'll see". She said with a little smirk on her face.
God! She has been acting like this all week since she had that premonition. I asked Edward multiple times what was going on in that mind of hers but Alice is very good at hiding her thoughts from him.
"I see you in the gym!" Alice sang before running away to her next class.
"Evil little pixie". I murmured.
Edward was waiting for me in front of the Biology classroom.
"What's wrong, love?" Edward asked worriedly. He was focusing on my eyes and tried to read them since he couldn't read my thoughts. Which I was thankful for.
"I hate your sister". I grumbled.
"Don't worry, Alice told me that you will find out today". He soothed me.
"Well… she must hurry up because I don't think that I will survive another hour".
"I-is this thing on?" Ms Cope's voice said through the speakers. She coughed ones and continued.
"Can all the juniors and seniors please come to the gym? Thank you".
"Well… it looks like we don't have any Biology today". Mr. Banner said happily, grabbed his books and leaved the classroom.
Edward took my hand and together we walked out of the classroom. Suddenly Edward grinned from ear to ear.
"What?!" I demanded.
"Alice let something slip". He smiled but that smile soon turned into a grimace.
"What?" I asked again. God how I hate being human!
"I can't tell you what it is, sorry. It looks like you have to wait a little while longer". He apologized.
I frowned and placed my hands angrily on my hips. "She's threatening the Volvo, isn't she?"
Edward looked guilty at me.
"Edward, please!" I begged. "If it is so bad that I will have a heart attack I rather have it here than through the meeting".
Edward sighed but spoke anyways. "We're all going-"
But before he could finish that sentence he was tackled by his evil little sister.
"No!" She screamed.
"Alice". I protested. "Couldn't you wait for two seconds… he was just about to tell me".
Edward was struggling beneath little Alice but she had him pinched to the ground.
"Alice! Get off of me!" Edward complained.
"Not until you swear not to tell her!" Alice screamed.
"Fine". He growled. "I promise that I will not tell her".
Alice sighed in relieve and let Edward go.
"Alice, you ruined my shirt!" Edward whined.
"Sorry but it was a case of live and death". She said with a pleased smile.
Edward groaned while he looked down at his used to be white button down shirt.
"Oh stop whining I'll buy you a new one!" Alice said while grabbing my hand and pulling me to the gym.
"Come on! This is not the time to be fashionably late!" Alice chirped.
I sighed and let Alice pull me to the gym while Edward followed us on a short distant, still grumbling about his shirt.
When we finally entered the gym everybody was staring at us. I felt my head started to flush. Coach Clapp coughed, demanding the attention.
"Why are you late?!"
"I'm sorry sir but I had to learn Edward a lesson". Alice shot Edward a glare.
Everybody was staring at my Edward and his ruined shirt.
"What happened to you?" Coach Clapp gasped.
"She jumped on me". Edward said coolly, obviously not bothered by the fact that his brothers were almost choking from laughing.
"Oh... well. Have a seat".
We sat down next to the rest of the Cullens and Rosalie of course went to sit somewhere else because she was afraid that her outfit would be ruined if she sat next to Edward and his muddy shirt.
I looked at Alice who was jumping on her seat in excitement.
"We have a surprise for you all... you all have to go unless it's an emergency". Coach Clapp warned us.
Alice couldn't hold it anymore. "Come on, man!" She yelled through the gym.
Jasper immediately started to send Alice calming waves to keep her under control.
"Thank you miss Cullen". Coach Clapp said with a frown. "We're all going camping!"
I gasped in shock.
"I can't go camping... I could get myself killed". I whispered in horror while thinking about all those branches and rocks.
"Don't worry, love. I'll protect you". Edward murmured in my ear and my heart instantly started to misbehave.
"Yeah, Bells. If you see a grizzly bear somewhere I'll be happy to help you". Emmett grinned, showing his white sharp teeth.
"We've already made a list of who will be sharing a tent". Coach Clapp continued.
We all listened patiently.
Names were called and some people were happy and some people not at all.
"Alice Cullen and Rosalie Hale". Alice clapped her hands in excitement.
"Bella Swan and Angela Weber". Thank god it's Angela! I was starting to get afraid that I might have to share a tent with somebody I didn't like.
Edward suddenly stiffened in his seat.
"What's wrong?" I asked worried.
"You cannot be serious". Edward whispered.
Before I could ask what he meant Coach Clapp said the next names.
"Edward Cullen... and Mike Newton". Somewhere in the gym Mike stood up and started to protest.
"Why him! From everybody on this school it had to be a Cullen! And not just a Cullen! Edward freaking Cullen!" Mike yelled.
"Mr. Newton! Sit down!" Coach Clapp commanded. Mike sat down and pouted.
"And wipe that pout of your face! This could be a perfectly opportunity for you and Mr. Cullen to become friends". Coach Clapp... the optimism. There was no way in hell that Edward and Mike could be friends… ever.
Behind me you could hear Emmett and Jasper's booming laugh.
"Can I please continue now, gentleman". Coach Clap shot them a glare and they stopped immediately.
"Emmett Cullen and Jasper Hale".
"Yeah!" Emmett yelled while giving Jasper a high five.
Coach Clapp moved on to the next names.
"Jessica Stanley and Lauren Mallory". I heard the two girls squeak in excitement.
The list ended and Coach Clapp started to explain the rules.
"Guys and girls may not sleep in the same tent. If you do so you will be punished... the rest of the week kitchen duties". Coach Clapp warned us.
I turned around and saw Emmett wink at Rosalie.
I know what they'll be doing every night.
Poor Edward looked sick when he heard Emmett's thoughts.
"We'll be leaving Friday March the 16th at 4 pm. It's a short 3 hours walking -" That's when all the girls started to protest.
"WALKING?!" Everybody screamed and I think I was the loudest.
Edward was having trouble hiding his laugh.
"Yes, WALKING!" Coach Clapp yelled and made us shut up. "Come on, people! Fresh air is good for you!"
Alice didn't seemed to be happy about it as well. She probably had planned to bring all her Jimmy Choo's to the camping trip.
"Since we are walking you can only bring limited luggage. The tents, sleeping bags and mattresses will come with the bus so you don't have to carry it all". I let a huge sigh of relieve.
"There will be no alcohol. Every person who brings alcohol will immediately be send home and suspended from school".
"Now, I will give you a form which explains all the rules to you and the information you need. Have a good day!" We all stood up and went to get a form. Everybody was babbling enthusiastic about the camping trip, besides me. I wasn't looking forward to it.
Alice walked over to Coach Clapp and started arguing about the amount of luggage she could bring.
"Coach Clapp, please!" She begged.
"Alice, how many shoes are you planning to bring?" He asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Let's see uhm... at least high heels for every outfit so that means that I have to bring 28 pairs of shoes..." She said with a dead serious tone.
"How about rain boots?" Coach Clapp asked.
"Iel! I'm not going to wear those ugly things!" She whined.
"Alice! You have to bring those, especially since the weather forecast said that it is going to rain nonstop that week!"
"So?" She asked, clearly not understanding where he was going with this.
"You're planning to walk three hours through the woods with your high heels on?" He asked a bit stunned.
"Well… yeah". She said with a tone that said 'duh'.
Coach Clapp sighed. "You know what, Alice? I have to go to class now… bring as many clothes to the camping trip as you like… but you have to carry them all". He said hoping that this would change her mind.
"Aah! Thank you Coach Clapp!" She squeaked while giving him a huge hug.
Coach Clapp coughed. "Yeah, sure. No problem, Alice".
Alice let him go and ran over to where we were standing.
"Bella, after school I'll pick you up and we'll go shopping!" Alice sang before running away to her next class.
I turned to Edward in horror.
"What's wrong, love?" He asked.
"You're not going to let me go, right?" I begged. "I c-can't go shopping with Alice. That's going to be the death of me". I started to whine.
"It's not that bad". He soothed me.
I gasped. "Not that bad? Excuse me, when was the last time Alice took you shopping?"
"That's a long time ago. Alright maybe you are in danger with my little sister". He admitted.
"My sentiments exactly!" I yelled, throwing my arms in the air in frustration.
"I'm sorry but you probably need to go shopping anyways… you don't own any camping stuff".
I groaned. "You suck at protecting me". I grumbled.
Edward chuckled and took my hand.
"We probably should go back to our next class". I turned around and found out that we were the only ones left in the gym.
"What if I want to stay here?" I asked.
"I thought you hated the gym". Edward asked with a raised eyebrow while circling his arms around my waist.
"That depends on the company". I said with an innocent smile.
"And am I being good company for you?" He asked with that crooked smile I loved.
"Yes… I think you're very-" kiss "very-" kiss "very good company". I said with a smile.
"Hey! You two! Cut it out!" Our Math teacher, Mr. Varner said from the other side of the gym.
Edward chuckled and took my hand again. Together we walked to our next class. Math.
The hours were passing very slowly… the only thing that kept me from falling asleep was Edward. He nudged me gently every time I was threatening to fall asleep. I had slept so bad last night. That's because of Alice… I was thinking all night about what Alice her premonition might have been. When the bell finally rang I could barely stand anymore so Edward let me lean all my weight on him. I fought to keep my eyes open but eventually I just gave it up.
"What's wrong with her?!" Alice demanded when we were standing next to Edward's Volvo.
"She's tired, Alice. She barely slept last night... I think it's best that you two won't shop today". No shopping! Yeah! Inside my head I started dancing and clapping.
"Nonsense... she can sleep in the car on our way to Seattle". Alice said determined.
"Alice... the way you drive we'll be there in five minutes". I mumbled.
"I will drive very slowly then". She said with an impatient voice. "Now... give her to me, Edward".
"Don't leave me Edward". I whined in a weak voice.
"I'm sorry, love but I'm afraid that I can't help you with this".
"I already said this but I will say this again... you suck at protecting me, Edward". I mumbled with a frown on my forehead.
Edward chuckled and kissed the top of my head.
"I'll see you tonight". Edward said.
Before I could protest Alice had lifted me up and carried me to her car.
"Alice don't you think people will think it's a little strange that I'm being carried by you".
"No... Bella there's nobody out here anymore". Ooh.
I heard her car door open and she put me on the passenger seat.
She went to sit into the driver seat and started the car.
"I just got a premonition again and this is going to be one hell of a camping trip". She said before I drifted off into a sleep.
This was chapter 1! I hope you liked it! I need your help... if you have any ideas for a good prank or good truth or dare questions please let me hear your thoughts because the next chapters will be all about revenge... lots and lots of revenge.