Kazuya Minekura owns Saiyuki and some of my money. I think that entitles me to write and read fan fiction. My writing isn't the greatest, so if you are confident in your grammar and spelling abilities I would love corrections.
1. Whatever you do, you cannot think about The Game.
2. If you do, you lose.
3. You must announce your loss.
Sanzo wanted to punch Hakkai. Specifically in the left eye. A monocle just wasn't practical in an action/adventure such as this. Demons constantly attacking, losing unnatural amounts of blood and pissing off humans. Glasses made more sense. A monocle was only half of a visual repairing device. How the hell does that thing stay on? Super glue?
Sanzo might have known the answer now if he was prone to questions. But he is not. He demands and expects instant results.
"Hakkai, I'm going to kill you."
"Oh." Hakkai gave a nervous smile, but it wasn't because of Sanzo (as much as that guy would like to think so). He quite agreed with him, in fact if things continued as they were, Hakkai was going to do it himself.
"I lost th' game! Ah, I lost it again! And again! Do I get a rebound? Dammit, I lost th' game again!"
When Hakkai first heard about this incredibly simple game he thought, 'Wonderful! A distraction for Goku! Now the car rides will go smoother-'
"I lost th' game! I lost th' game! I lost-"
"The game! We all fucking know it, so keep it to yourself!" Gojyo groaned, face in hands.
"But that's against the rules!" Hakkai heard Goku hit Jeep and he inwardly flinched. "I haven't heard you lose the game once, kappa! I think you're cheatin'!"
"You've lost the game! Admit it! Cheater! Cheater, cheater-"
"Moron! Moron, moron, moron!" Gojyo echoed back.
"EVERYONE LOSES THE GAME, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP." The backseat whimpered, but nothing else came out. Sanzo pocketed his trusty gun back in it's respective pocket and sat back down in his seat. "Christ..." He folded his arms.
"What do you know?" Hakkai blinked in surprise.
"What?" Sanzo growled.
"I lost the game."
I'm not even going to mention how many times I lost the game writing this.