AN: I was bored. What can I say? I have actually read fics this bad before.

But they weren't on purpose.

Disclaimer: I don't own no toitles.

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TITTLE TNMT TEH FICC

Onse apon a time under the streets of new YOrk live 4 mutant turtles and there rat sensay Spilnter. The for tutlesn ames was Leonardo Rafael Donatello & Michaelangelo but Leo Raf Don and Mickey 4 short. Leonado is teh leeder but Raph is the hothead adn doesnt lik leo Don is the smart 1 and micky is the praknster guy and likes to party and play pranks/

'Guys lets go topside and go on patrol said Leo one night.

"screw you leo i aint doin' nothin' ya say' cuz yer a prik." Replyed Raphel cause Leo had ben tickin him off latly.

"BACK OF RAFPH IM TEH LEADR & SPLINTER SAYS YAH WE GO FOR TREINING!!!1'"

\'SUHT UP LEO IM A REBLE AND NI DONT LIK YOUR IDEAH'

-"omg their they go again fiting lets just go guys geez." Mickie said when they almost punsched eachother.

so the turtles bros went on the rooves of new york to train there mussels.

"we shudl play ninja tag guys like lets do raF and leo and LIke Mick and Don teems it can halp us wit h are training excersices and such stuff like our sences so wehn we go up aganst a enemy we can sence them comin and we can beet them and they cant touch us and like it would be good for our survial if we could get the enimey befor they get us and we would beet them til they left us alon and they would be afraid to trie agaen caue wed beat them and theyd no we ha--

and GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111fsd LEO PASSED OUT CUZ OF HIS LONG RUNON SENTINCE

"OMG LEO!! WE GOTA GER HIM TA MASTA SPLINTA ANDA GETA HIMA HELPA!"

RFAF IS SECRETLY ITALIAN ZOMG

"FUNGULA"

chapter 2

MASSA PSLINA WES GOT LEO HE DIED!

"OMG my sons wut is the meening of this intrusions of my meditation, yo."

"FASHA WE NED HELP LEO IS LIK DED/.'

HE IS NJOT DEED MY SON HOMEY WE NEEDA GET HIM INTO THE INFIRMARY"

so they brot him dere and he died but came back to live cuz dony made a magic solushion that heald him as well as all of them and they bem=comed humans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

leo had brune hari and raph had red hari and don had black hair and mickey had blond hair and they all went topside and met girls that were so beautiful that they cant even be described but they has big boobs and shiny hair and then they had kids and first they got marry then has kids and the kids wer jus lik their dads and they lived happily ever after.

No 1 told april and Casey and they were like 'wtf'