Scary WWF
Chapter Four: Making contact

I don't own any of the characters, Vince wwfe do etc…

_________________________________________________

Laura: Hey that's my cell phone

Jeff: Oooooh, can I have it

Laura: NO!

Jeff: Bah humbug!

Laura: (Edges away) Erm…Hello

Voice: Hi it's me, Ropo

Laura: Ropo?

Ropo: Yes, your fucking camera man don't you remember anything

Laura: Oh! Hehe, I'm sorry, I got busy hehe (Winking at Matt)

Ropo: Riiiiiight, well the boss said if we don't have a report in ten then you're fired

Laura: Hehe, your funny, hehe

Ropo: Just get you ass down here now girl

Laura: Actually its queen leaf hardy…

Phones buzzing

Laura: He hung up, BIATCH!

*

Laura: Hello, this is Laura hehe Wetnwild reporting about hehe the filamonshaldo… (Whispers) What am I reporting about?

Ropo: Fuckin hell, shit I can't say that, shit I did it again, arghh the murder!

Laura: You said a naughty word hehe! Oh yeah, the murder of some guy that isn't dead, Anyway back to the hehe I mean hehe studio!

Ropo: Do you think there gonna sack you?

Laura: ME! I'm beautiful daharlin hehe!

Ropo: But you never say anything, except hehe

Laura: Less is hehe I mean more daharlin! And I say daharlin daharlin

Amy: Sorry to interrupt this mad show but will you fuck me

Ropo: Ok

Amy: No not you

Laura: ARGHHHHHHH HEHE!

Amy: Well Matt wont have a sex change

Jeff: OOOOH! Can you Matt?

Matt: Erm… Yes nobody, I'm coming!

Jeff: HEY! NOBODYS MY FRIEND!

Matt: We know Jeff, We know

Big milk carton wonder up giving out samples of K-Milk

Milk Carton: Hello! Buy new K-Milk to brighten up your day

Jeff: Ooooooooh milk, better than sex, i've never had sex (starts to cry)

Milk Carton: MY MILK!

Matt: Is that Kurt?

Milk Carton takes off top half

Kurt: Yes, how you know

Laura: It kinda says hehe…Kurt on your top dumbass

Amy: You called my baby

Laura: Hehe huh?

Amy: You want your Amy?

Matt: AMY!

Laura: MATHEHET

Jeff: KURT!

Kurt: JEFF!

Jeff: Lets swim naked in a bath of milk

Matt: Kill me now

Mysterious Girl: OK! (Appearing out of no where) MWHAHAHAH HAVE YOU SEEN HANIBAL!

Matt: Yeah, why?

Mysterious Girl: YOUR ABOUT TO BE IN IT, OH SORRY ILL HAVE TO KILL YOU SOME OTHER TIME MUMMYS CALLING (Disappears)

Matt: What the fuck is up with this place!

Laura: We can hehe fuck!

Amy: OK!

Laura: OH MY GOD HEHE!

Ring Ring

Laura: Hehello

Voice: Your teams gonna try find me is it then?

Laura: Yeah were gonna track your hehe down if you're that killer guy

Voice: DON'T SAY HEHE WOMAN!

Laura: Ok, where are you? How you know I saying hehe

Voice: Cos' your on the phone to me

Laura: Oh hehe yeah

Voice: Anyway dick head, if you wanna find me, come alone at twelve to night to where you are now, ALONE!

Laura: Hehe, ok. Are we gonna play sex games?

Phones silent

Laura: WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS HANG UP ON ME!

_________________________________________________

Not really getting into the plot yet, but next chapter will have more dying and were start to track em down, get clues and will Laura be the new Sherlock?