Chapter Four: Making contact
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Laura: Hey that's my cell phone
Jeff: Oooooh, can I have it
Jeff: Bah humbug!
Laura: (Edges away) Erm…Hello
Voice: Hi it's me, Ropo
Ropo: Yes, your fucking camera man don't you remember anything
Laura: Oh! Hehe, I'm sorry, I got busy hehe (Winking at Matt)
Ropo: Riiiiiight, well the boss said if we don't have a report in ten then you're fired
Laura: Hehe, your funny, hehe
Ropo: Just get you ass down here now girl
Laura: Actually its queen leaf hardy…
Laura: He hung up, BIATCH!
Laura: Hello, this is Laura hehe Wetnwild reporting about hehe the filamonshaldo… (Whispers) What am I reporting about?
Ropo: Fuckin hell, shit I can't say that, shit I did it again, arghh the murder!
Laura: You said a naughty word hehe! Oh yeah, the murder of some guy that isn't dead, Anyway back to the hehe I mean hehe studio!
Ropo: Do you think there gonna sack you?
Laura: ME! I'm beautiful daharlin hehe!
Ropo: But you never say anything, except hehe
Laura: Less is hehe I mean more daharlin! And I say daharlin daharlin
Amy: Sorry to interrupt this mad show but will you fuck me
Amy: No not you
Laura: ARGHHHHHHH HEHE!
Amy: Well Matt wont have a sex change
Jeff: OOOOH! Can you Matt?
Matt: Erm… Yes nobody, I'm coming!
Jeff: HEY! NOBODYS MY FRIEND!
Matt: We know Jeff, We know
Big milk carton wonder up giving out samples of K-Milk
Milk Carton: Hello! Buy new K-Milk to brighten up your day
Jeff: Ooooooooh milk, better than sex, i've never had sex (starts to cry)
Milk Carton: MY MILK!
Matt: Is that Kurt?
Milk Carton takes off top half
Kurt: Yes, how you know
Laura: It kinda says hehe…Kurt on your top dumbass
Amy: You called my baby
Laura: Hehe huh?
Amy: You want your Amy?
Jeff: Lets swim naked in a bath of milk
Matt: Kill me now
Mysterious Girl: OK! (Appearing out of no where) MWHAHAHAH HAVE YOU SEEN HANIBAL!
Matt: Yeah, why?
Mysterious Girl: YOUR ABOUT TO BE IN IT, OH SORRY ILL HAVE TO KILL YOU SOME OTHER TIME MUMMYS CALLING (Disappears)
Matt: What the fuck is up with this place!
Laura: We can hehe fuck!
Laura: OH MY GOD HEHE!
Voice: Your teams gonna try find me is it then?
Laura: Yeah were gonna track your hehe down if you're that killer guy
Voice: DON'T SAY HEHE WOMAN!
Laura: Ok, where are you? How you know I saying hehe
Voice: Cos' your on the phone to me
Laura: Oh hehe yeah
Voice: Anyway dick head, if you wanna find me, come alone at twelve to night to where you are now, ALONE!
Laura: Hehe, ok. Are we gonna play sex games?
Laura: WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS HANG UP ON ME!
Not really getting into the plot yet, but next chapter will have more dying and were start to track em down, get clues and will Laura be the new Sherlock?