What is it about this show
that truly fascinates me so?
Dodgy monsters, flimsy plots,
amazing literature it's not.

Then why does it so grab my heart?
Make me smile, make me hurt?
Leave me wondering week by week
what fascinating thing they'll meet.

Is it the monsters? Is it the girls?
Is it the man with the hair and curls?
Is it the future and the past?
The possibilities and laughs?

Does it soothe my mind, cheer my day
just because it's light and gay?
It's not real deep, it's not real dire
but I always feel I'm lifted higher.

Maybe that's the thing I need
an escape from hate and greed.
A happy man, a cheerful ship
And all of space and time to rip.

Let's go!