After my previous disaster, here's another occ fic. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
"Renji, get your oblong and malformed ass out of my sisters face"
Ichigo groaned. It had been like this since the 6th division captains had arrived.
The arrancar's had been acting up (hey, kinda like my friends pimples.) so the seireitei had sent Renji and Byakuya over. They had had many 'incidents' over the past few hours.
"Hey cool, this is so convenient, the water collects in a big bowl, you can drink right out of it!"
"It tastes great!"
"Renji, that's a toilet bowl. Its where you go to the bathroom."
"What the hell is this shit? It tastes like Rukia's cooking!"
"That's laundry detergent"
"MY COOKING IS NOT THAT BAD. ASK ONII-CHAN!"
"He got food poisoning from your cooking."
The past hours had been painful.
"Hey, this tastes great!"
"I think it's called Piet- zah" (pizza)
"Why's it so green?"
"It has last year's date on it!"
"Is it poisonous?"
"Get out of here before we find that Renji's breed of insanity is contagious."
They were getting worse.
I luuuuuurve stupid Renji! If you have any ideas, feel free to share!