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Me: *At grocerie store* Huh, what do cops eat...

"Ghost" Mango: JUSTICE!

Me: O_O I don't know where to buy that...

"Ghost" Mango: Oh...

Me: Mango's are Tasty!

"Ghost" Mango: *Glares* THAT'S CALLED CANNIBALISM!!!

Me: No, if YOU eat a Mango its Cannibalism, if I eat it its called...Frugivor...ism...

"Ghost" Mango: *Glares*

Me: What?! Its a real word! I think...

I do Not own the Twilight Saga, or lost tapes... I might own Frugivorism ;-)

Messing With Life!: Cullen's Meet Kitty!

Emmett was just sitting around playing with Rosalie's Barbie dolls, when Bella and Edward walked through the door, Emmett hopped up and down happily and ran too Bella's figure, ready to hug her, You could just Imagine them on a beach with Cheesy music playing in the back ground.

But something was wrong, instead of grabbing a soft warm Bella, he had grabbed a small thing with Claws, "Ow, Ow, OW, OW, OW!!!" Emmett would yell louder and louder each time the Kitten would scratch him.

"WHAT THE F**** IS THIS THING?!!" Emmett yelled.

Bella Glared at Emmett and screamed "YOUR HURTING KITTY EMMETT!".

Alice had just walked into the room laughing, but suddenly Emmett threw Kitty at Alice and Kitty started attacking her.

"EEEEEEK!!! ITS RUINING MY CLOTHES WITH FUR AND CLAW PUNCTURES!!!" Alice Screamed, looking for a gun to shoot the kitten down.

Suddenly Kitty jumped off Alice and ran into Carlisle's office...

Everybody stood their shocked, untill it hit them...CARLISLE HAS EXPENSIVE ANTIQUES IN HIS OFFICE!!! Everybody -Bella, Alice, Emmett, Edward- Ran into the Office, Bella heard a crash and she turned to see!

That Emmett had touched a vase...Alice, Bella and Edward glared at Emmett, who smiled and tried to scoot the broken vase behind the book case.

They heard a scratching noise and everybody looked up, Kitty was on Carlisle's Gazillion Billion year old painting...'Huh it smells like old people' everybody except Bella -Who has Crappy human senses- Thought, before turning their attention to Kitty.

Kitty was scratching the Vampire's in the paintings eyes.

"NOOOOOOOOOO FREAKY PEACE OF SOOT, NOOOOOO!" Yelled Emmett.

"COME DONE HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Yelled Alice.

"KIIIIIITYYYYYYY!" Cried Bella.

Hey, where's Edward?

(Secret Camera in Edwards room POV.)

Edward was huddled in a corner of his room mumbling "No place like home, No place like home..." again and again...

(Back to Carlisle's Office)

...(Static)...

"HERE KITTY KITTY!"

(Cat screeching in back ground)

"BANANA, BANANA!"

"DIE, DIE DIE!"

"HISSSSSSSSSS!"

"I'M A LITTLE TEA POT, SHORT AND STOUT!"

"MEOOOOW!!!"

"P-P-P-POKER FACE, P-P-POKER FACE!!!"

"HERRRRRRRRRRRRE KITTY!!!"

...(Static)...

(This has been an episode of Lost Emmett Tapes)

End.

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-MT