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Mulder managed to grab a paperweight off his desk. He launched it at her, hitting her in the shoulder. I know that hurt her.

Scully doubled over and grabbed her stomach. She took a deep breath and stood up straight a crazed look in her eyes. He is going to pay for that.

Mulder watched Scully's every move, it was like she was hyped up on crack, her eyes were wide, and she kept licking her lips. Which was very distracting to Mulder. She would pace from side to side with her hands up like claws. She launched at him.

"MULDER!"

Mulder tried to dive out of the way. She is freaking nuts!

Scully grabbed Mulder's legs and forced him to the ground. I WANT THAT FAN DAMMIT! Why is he being so stubborn?

"Come on Scully, we don't have to fight like this. Its only a fan."

"But you wont share Mulder." She stuck out her lip like a little baby and made her eyes wide.

Mulder stared at her. Oh my god, Scully had better stop with that look. Its very hot.

Scully cocked her brow. Wait a minute. I love being a woman! I will just have to seduce him. This will be fun.

Scully played with her shirt tugging it back and messing with it reveling little bits of skin from various places. She toyed with her skirt, moving it up then up then up a little higher. She watched as Mulder's eyes got wide. She began to walk towards him, swinging her hips. Like stealing candy from a baby.

Mulder stood like stone starring at his partner. Stop looking at her Mulder. You shouldn't be thinking about your partner this way. Her sexy legs and her… STOP MULDER. She is your partner. Your not allowed to think like this. But she is so sexy.

Scully smiled as she got up in Mulder's face. She took her fingers and tiptoed them up his chest. And with one quick motion she swiped the fan from his hands.

"AH HA! Its MINE. ITS MINE. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!" Finally the damn fan is MINE!

Mulder just stood there with a stupid look on his face. She just jacked my fan. HELL NO.

"SCULLLLY! GIVE ME THAT DAMN FAN BACK!"

Scully was ignoring him, she was standing in the middle of the room letting the cool breeze calm her down. This feels so nice.

Mulder narrowed his eyes. He grabbed something from his desk and walked up to Scully. He slapped the handcuff on one hand and began to drag her to his desk. She is going to pay.

"MULDER. LEMME GO!" What in the hell is he doing?

Mulder ignored her and when they got to the desk he grabbed the fan and sat down pulling Scully to the ground.

"Mulder, I mean it. You had better not do what I think you are about to do."

Mulder smiled. Oh this will be so fun!

Mulder handcuffed the Scully to the desk then he went to her desk and grabbed her handcuffs and handcuffed her other hand to the desk. He stood up and admired his work. I'm good!

"Mulder, YOU BETTER UN DO THIS RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR I WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE A GIRL MULDER. A LITTLE GIRL!" Ima kill him, he is dead when I get out of this.

"Scully you shouldn't have stole my fan."

Scully glared at him.

Mulder then proceeded to sit on Scully.

"MULDER STOP!"

"No."

He sat on her. She really is tiny.

"GET OFF MULDER. YOU WEIGH MORE THAN A DAMN ELEPHANT!"

"You calling me fat Scully?"

"YUP. CAUSE YOU ARE."

Mulder smiled and brought his face close to hers. He was about to say something when the door burst open. The two agents came face to face with their boss who looked like he was about to have an aneurysm.

"YOU TWO MY OFFICE FIVE MINUTES!" He walked out.

"I'm going to kick your ass Mulder." If Skinner doesn't first.

Mulder stuck his tongue out. He reached for the keys and unlocked Scully.

Skinners office.

Skinner just stared at the two of them like they were crazy. Then he started laughing.

Mulder and Scully exchanged glances.

Skinner stopped laughing and cleared his throat.

"Agents you can get those damn fans in the cafeteria for free, been that way all day, just about every agent in the building has one."

Scully opened her mouth but then closed it and sunk down in her chair her cheeks turned red.

Mulder started laughing.

Skinner glared at him.

"So what's our punishment sir?"

Skinner smiled, This is going to be fun.

THE END. Hope ya liked it!