"...What should I say?"

"It's an introduction lass, say yer name and things ye like."

"Yeah, you know. Like 'My name is Bone Bond and I like sunsets, long walks on the beach, and Scottish border-line alcoholics'."

"Oy!"

"Nobody asked you Kirk. ... How'd you get in here anyway?"

"Oh, you know me. I'm good at slipping into places unheard."

"Yeah right Jim, with that mouth'a yours always flappin'? Not damn likely."

"Aw, look Bones. You hurt Jimbo's feelings."

"Don't call me that!"

"Will this is eh bloody *mince of eh introduction, in'it?"

"Spock can make sense of it, can't you Spock?"

"I'm afraid this introduction is far too illogical in relation with it's original purpose for me to rationalize it."

"...I guess that means we're buggered then, eh?"

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* mince - rubbish/nonsense


Author's Note: This short features myself(And no, Bone Bond isn't my name. xD), Scotty, Kirk, Bones, and poor Spock who finds us all to be highly illogical.

I tried to make it clear with the dialouge who was speaking, but if needed I'll add who's who down here.

Star Trek belongs to the amazing Gene Roddenberry