Don't Piss Off The Prince Ch.5

A Digimon Fanfic.

What happens when the Unstoppable Force meets the Immovable Object? Answer: A wedding.

Recap: Ash caught Tucker in a compromising position with Zoe and tried to throw him out of the house. Theorizing about what might have caused Yolei's heart attack, Ken concluded it was intentional. As the police were about to make an arrest, an unexpected confession resulted in another suspect being taken into custody. Matt snuck into Sora's examining room as the doctor delivered mixed news regarding their baby. Coming: Sora's condition forces Matt to make some difficult decisions.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! THAT IS NOT CORRECT! That was the info on today's Bold and Beautiful soap!

Here's the real recap: Believing he's stuck in 1968 forever, Davis made love to Yolei because she looks like Kari. (????) When Kari found them in bed, Davis expressed his love for her. Still in the past, Davis prepared to ship out to Vietnam while a T.K. look-alike kissed Kari. Meanwhile, T.K., who has Davis's DNA sample, vowed to Zoe that they wouldn't be separated. Ash finally understood why Matt was letting Sora adopt the baby. Tucker and Ken dream of each other, (???) even as Tai maligned his rival to Ken. Coming: A dramatic rescue in Mendorra.

Umm... only the Vietnam part was correct. Other, final recap: The Princesses of the digital world were supposed to choose their princes, but something unfortunate happened. At this time, The Author, Prince Ash, along with his little brother Prince Tucker, had to step in, and stop chaos from happening, all because Ash had to go to the bathroom while writing. The Akatsuki and Org. XIII crashed through the mess hall during a Spanish play, which eventually resulted in the furnaces/ generators blowing up half the castle. Prince Ash offered to take them to his castle, high in the mountains. After a shexy party, Princess Sora got pregnant by Matt's 'something' as it wasn't by his hand. Also, Prince T.K. and Princess Kari's relationship was slightly rekindled. Afterwards, Angewomon announced that all of them had to have decided whom they were going to marry. Unfortunately, their shouts of surprise ripped a hole in space and time, sending several of the Princes into the Vietnam War, with no means of escape. Except for their humor and a rusty army recon car with a plutonium engine. (Do you sense a hazard?) Now, we continue...

Somewhere in the Vietcong....

The humidity was practically a monsoon. Birds circled about the trees, squawking and calling out, looking for a place to land. Of course, machine guns were almost on every tree, so this made it hard. A rock slowly rose from the ground, and winged an enemy soldier. "Damn. Ever since we got here, it's been kill after kill after kill." The rock complained, and got up. "You are in the territory of a U.S. battalion. If you a enemy to them please stand up and face away from me." The soldier did so. "Now sing We Will Rock You by Queen in Swedish." The soldier began singing. "Yep. You're an enemy. Back to camp for you." the rock said, and pulled of its hat. "Good thing I made that foxhole. My hat would have looked so odd twelve inches in the air." It pulled out a radio, and called in on it. "VKnight, we got a virus. Repeat, we got a virus. Bringing him in." There was a crackle on the radio, and a voice came out. "Good work Wormfang. Hurry. Blader is getting tired." "On my way." Wormfang sent back.

Later....

It was a simple camp. Little tech, lots of attitude. If you looked at it from above, a birdie would be flashed. Four soldiers sat around a fire, with some animals next to them. "I'm telling you Lock, ain't nothing we can do to get back in time!" one said to the youngest looking one. He shook his head. "Blader's got an idea. Involves the Recon." There was a rustling in the bushes, and Wormfang came out leading the prisoner. "Ahoy. Got a virus here." One of the soldiers nodded. "Send him to Blader." Wormfang nodded, and replied hastily. "Thanks Silverwolf." He turned to the prisoner. "Get inside that tent over there." And he shoved him towards it. Minutes later, he came out pale and scared. He stumbled out, and fell over ten steps away from the camp. "He dead?" asked Silverwolf. "Nah." said Dragonclaw, the only one who hadn't talked yet. "He's just KO'd." Suddenly the tent flap opened. A fourth soldier came out, wielding a pistol. "Okay, we leave tonight. And screw the codenames. It's annoying." He turned to Prince Tucker, (Lock) and then to Prince Kouji. (Silverwolf) "Get the Recon ready." He turned to Prince Tai (Dragonclaw) and Prince Davis next. (VKnight.) "Get all the supplies ready, and wipe our traces off history. That leaves Prince Ken and me. We'll get the path ready." (Wormfang is Ken. Blader is Prince Ash.)

***

That night...

The moon shone dully on the proceedings, and cast a ghostly pallor on every thing.

"Is it ready?" Prince Tai asked. "Yes." was Prince Ash's reply. He gathered them all together, and began to speak. "There is only one way to get back to our time. We must go 88-MILES PER HOUR! No, really." And they all piled in. "The wedding will start in around two days. We have to make it to Russia." Prince Ash said, and then he floored it. The shockwave was instantaneous, but they sped up slowly, reaching 78 mph easily. "We need ten more!" Shouted Prince Tucker, as a bullet suddenly ripped by him. "Son of a Bitch!" Prince Tai said. "It's the enemy!" And suddenly, a rift appeared. "RRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" the rift roared. "HANG ON TO SOMETHING!" Shouted Prince Kouji over the roar of the suddenly, they warped into the future.

END PART 1

Meanwhile, back in the future (or present.):

"What do you think happened to them?" asked Princess Kari. "No idea." Replied Princess Sora, lying down due to her pregnancy. All the Princesses and their Digimon assistants were out in the castle's many gardens, relaxing and staying out of the decorator's way, as the weddings were going on as planned sans the grooms. Not that anyone cared, except for the Princesses. "Okay, let's recap what has happened." Said Princess Yolei. "Some of our Boyfriends are in the past, sent to god knows where, time is in flux, and Ulforceveedramon is starting to breakdown." Like magic, Ulforceveedramon dashed in, freaking out and rolling on the ground. "SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP. I LOVE SHEEP. SHEEP IS TASTY." Hawkmon smacked him on the head. "Get a hold of yourself my liege!" Ulforceveedramon got up. "Thank you Hawkmon. I needed that." He then walked into a wall, and was knocked out. The girls continued talking. "Not much we can do, just hope they don't totally screw history up." Princess Mimi said. Prince Michael walked in, and embraced her. "At least I'm still here." And he kissed her on the forehead. However, unbeknownst to the lovebirds, their P.D.A. was a little too much for the girls whose boyfriends had been sent back in time. They ran from the garden, stifling their emotions. Now, before you make any match-ups, Princess Kari, Princess Zoe, and Princess Rika stayed. "Kari, I have a question.," asked Princess Rika, looking devilishly at her. "Who do you like more? Ash or T.K.?" All eyes turned to Princess Kari. "I really can't answer, because I know that Kari X T.K. fans may be watching." Princess Zoe laughed. "Okay smarty, who do you like more, Kouji, Tucker, or Takuya?" Snapped Princess Kari. That shut her up. A few minutes passed quietly, nothing happening, until a giant Bluish-Purple cat leaped into the garden. "Catch it Hidan!" shouted a voice from above them. "SHUT THE F*%& UP KAKAZU! I'M WORKING ON IT!" shouted Hidan back, chasing after it. Hidan ran past the Princesses, already bloody. "Hey ladies." he said as he passed. Kakazu was running a few feet behind him, trying to keep up. He said nothing, except "It's gonna cost alot to repair those buildings." And then they looked around. Yes, it would cost a lot. $ 354,336,363,097 to be exact. "What a... nice way to earn their keep here." Princess Kari said nervously. "Yes, I just don't want to be here when they try to catch that nine tails guy. Prince Ash is going to have to make a side story just for that!" Princess Mimi said, practically fused with Prince Michael by now. "Princess Rika, in all her psycho tomboy ness, spoke up at this statement. "A, you just broke the fourth wall, B, You're implying that he gets back here in time for that." she replied coldly. "I believe that they will." Princess Zoe said. "I believe that Aang can save the world." (Silence.) "I'm sorry, wrong time stream." Then a rift appeared in the sky, because the author is tired of no plot development. "I'm back!" Shouted all the time warp princes in unison from the flying jeep. "Time for a song!" Prince Ash said as they crashed into the garden. And arose from the wreckage and began to sing, all of them.

Another psycho song

(Parody of Another Irish Drinking song)

Gather 'round, ye lads and lasses, set ye for a while
And hearken to me mournful tale about that Vietnamese Isle
Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone
And lift our voices in another Psycho drinking song

Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox
Me brother drank the whiskey 'til he wound up in a box
My other brother in the Troubles met with his demise
My sister has forever closed her smiling Psycho eyes

CHORUS:
Now everybody's died
So until our tears are dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink,
and then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight
until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinking once again

Kouji was killed in Kilkenny and Ken, he died in Clare
T.K. from Tipperary died out in the Derry air
Matt jumped into the River Shannon back in June
Michael fell into the Erne, and T.K. is in the Toome

"Cleanliness is godliness" me Uncle Pat would sing
He broke his neck a'slippin' on a bar of Irish Spring
O'Grady, he was 80 though his bride was just a pup
He died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish up

CHORUS

Tucker fought with Mimi near the banks of old Doneen
He took out his shillelagh and he stabbed her in the spleen
Crazy Uncle Ash believed he was a leprechaun -
In fact he's just a leper, and his arms and legs are gone

When Takuya Johnson broke his neck it was a cryin' shame
He wasn't really Irish, but he went to Notre Dame
Davis crossed the street and by a bus was hit
But he was just a Scotsman, so nobody gave a (ARRGHH)

CHORUS

Me drunken Uncle Ryo tried to drive home from the bar
The road rose up to meet him when he fell out of his car
Irony was what befell my great-grand Uncle,
He choked upon the very last potato in the land

Takuya lived in Ulster town, he used to smuggle arms
Until the British killed him and cut off his lucky charms

CHORUS

Someday soon I'll leave this world of pain and toil and sin
The Lord will take me by the hand to join all of me kin
Me only wish is when the Savior comes for me and you

(a tempo)

He kills the cast of Yugioh and Garfield too!

CHORUS

Then the jeep exploded behind them, capping off the song. "Let the rest of the story began!" Prince Ash cried out, still in army fatigues.

END PART 2

Later, in the game room....

"I challenge you to a SSBB tournament!" Cried out Zetsu and Zexion in unison at Prince Ash. "So be it." Ash said, pulling out a modded Guitar Hero controller. "No dupes, no spamming, no team ups." Zexion said, initiating the brawl. Without warning, Prince Ash pressed up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A. His opponents blew up spontaneously. "Konami code bitches. Suck it." Ash said. Zexion flipped him off. Zetsu was ROFL. "Let me hug your glorious torso milord!" Said Ulforceveedramon, who had regained a little bit of sanity. "Pimp slap! Rejected!" Shouted Prince T.K. who flew in on cue. "Fan girl attack!" Shouted Prince Ryo from the hallway. Then they swarmed in, and Prince Ryo folded his hands, and began to pray. "Lord, please pray for the souls of these bitches, guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord!" Then he swished his hand through the air, and got it ripped off from the fan girls. "You are not a pimp." Princess Rika said from a chair nearby, reading Boys life. Then the fan girls began killing each other for Prince Ryo's hand. "Back to the hospital." Mumbled Prince Tucker from the sofa and the Japanese PS2. (No, seriously. We own one.)

***

At the hospital....

"You're regulars now. You have full membership to our morgue if you want it." said the receptionist when they reached it. "Another hand replacement please Nicky." Prince Ash said. "Certainly." She said. "Right this way." Then she almost led them to the furnace. "Oops, my bad. Here's the operating room." she said. "Finally, I can attract real girls with a sexy hand." Prince Ryo said. "Marry me you dastardly wimp." said Princess Rika. "You need protection, I've got it." Everyone looked at her. "What? No one has proposed, aside from Prince Michael and Prince Ken." she said. "You know what? I think I'll think it over in surgery." Prince Ryo said.

In the surgery room...

"Okay doctors, we will begin operating." Said a doctor before Ryo was knocked out. "And you know, with these outfits, any lunatic on the street could get in here and pretend to be a doctor." said the same doctor. "Let's put on some music to make this more interesting." said another Doctor. "Um? Genlmen? U'm till awuk!" Ryo said through the sleeping gas mask he was wearing. Then a doctor put his Ipod into a player nearby, and the song began to play. "Oh, I love this song!" Said one. "NOOOOOO!" Prince Ryo shouted from his sound proof mask. Yes, It was COTTON EYE JOE!!! OMG!!!

Cotton eye Joe (No parody this time, I couldn't touch it).

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields, so handsome and strong
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun

Around this time, Prince Ryo lost consciousness, and the doctors put on a different song, as Cotton eye Joe is great as a knockout drug for the weak minded.

***

Darkness was all that surrounded Prince Ryo. Darkness of the heart. Darkness of the mind. "Wake up you ninnie!" shouted Prince Matt, who was there with his would be wife, who was getting a check up. Everyone was gathered around Prince Ryo's bed, drinking mountain dew. Okay, just Org XIII, the authors, and Princess Rika. "So, will you marry me?" she asked. "Yep. The darkness in my mind is gone. I'd be glad to." Xemnas turned around suddenly. "How about darkness of the heart? Do you still have that?" "Um, I guess so..." Prince Ryo said. "Excellent." Xemnas murmured. Marluxia just shrugged with the others. "I think we should remove him." he said. "Seconded." Axel said. Now we shift to the authors. "These weddings... how am I going to finish these during finals?" Prince Ash said. "We have the chapel, food, guests, etc. The minister is what we really need." Prince Tucker said back. (Rapid fire suggestions between them.-) "Pooh? No. Garfield? No. Link? No? Capt. Falcon? Never. Chuck Norris? Couldn't book him. Arnold S.? No, he'd terminate us. Mario? Maybe, but no. Pico? You're on speed. Mr. T? Possible.. Xemnas? ... Davis? .... Nagato? Dead. Skeith? Who? Sora? No. Luffy? No. Jeffiroth? Yes!" "JEFFIROTH!" a choir sang from nowhere. "To the timeskip!" Prince Ash cried out as Prince Ryo examined his iron fist. "Bitchin." he said. "And now, a song!" Prince Davis said, appearing with Starbucks doughnuts

Starbucks never fries (Parody of Spirit never dies.)

There was a place - a little town
Where we used to play and laugh around
We went too far - bombing that cafe
And the light moved away from me

And the starbucks never fried - the world belongs to them
This is when I've been given time to live and see

I'll never give up - never give in
Won't stop believing cause I'm gonna win
Sing with my soul before I get old
Cause there may be no tomorrow
There is no limit to what can be done
Climbing the chain with power so strong
Dusty roads - down the way
Leaving the future behind me

And the starbucks never fries - let the coffee take you higher
I know what it means to burn my tongue
That's how I began to learn

So never give up - never give in
Rise from the cafe if you're gonna win
Sing with your soul - soon you'll be old
Fight the demons that work there
There is no limit to what can be done

I've seen love in vain
I have felt the pain
Torn in desire
Lead by the fire
And as I lived it all the world became to small
And my coffee grew colder

The coffee takes me higher

Never give up - never give in
Won't stop believing cause I'm gonna win
Sing with my soul before I get old
What if there's no tomorrow
There is no limit to what can be done!

"What was the point of that song?" Asked Princess Kari, who had got some Dunkin Doughnuts. "To show that starbucks cannot be defeated. He is protested globalization by buying their crap. Way to go." Prince T.K. said, in Tommy Hilfiger Jeans. (Bad examples aren't they?)

TIME SKIP TIME SKIP TIME SKIP TIME SKIP TIME SKIP TIME SKIP

Several days later...

"I can't believe that we actually got permission to use Jeffiroth as the Minister!" Prince Tucker. "Um, about that..." Prince Ash said. "You didn't..." "Yeah. I did not get the Grand master Fan girl's Permission." "So, no Jeffiroth?" Prince Tucker said. "No, here's here. I just wrote him in." Princess Mimi walked over to them and asked the ultimate question. "Who is Jeffiroth?" Prince Tucker inhaled deeply, and bean to speak. "Imagine the most evil, unscrupulous, sadistic, vicious and cruel villain from any book, movie, video game or TV show you'd like. Go ahead. Picture him or her very clearly in your head.

Add wings. Lots of wings. Three sets of wings-an angel's, a demon's, and a fairy's. Add one more wing that slipped in there by mistake, a shiny rainbow-colored feathery one that might be found on more exotic species of parrots.

Add leather. Lots of leather. Black leather. Yards and yards of it, tight and constricting, wrapping every inch of skin that isn't otherwise covered by chains and spikes.

Add hair. Lots of hair. Yards and yards of it, long and silky, all the way down to the floor and wrapped around the ankles three or four times, so long it strangles poor innocent woodland creatures trying to scurry by it on their way home. We are talking some Badass Locks.

Add sparkles. And an unearthly evil glowing aura of darkness. Add a little rain cloud overhead that spews down a constant shower of blood and tears.

Add a 100-piece orchestra, a full choir, a pyrotechnics display and Nobuo Uematsu conducting. You now have a vague inkling of Jeffiroth Princess Mimi." "Sounds like Princess Yolei's kind of man." Itachi said from the couch.

The day of the weddings...

(Can the author even get away with what will happen next?)

"Okay, almost all the guests are here." Princess Kari said, as she was the only one who hadn't decided yet. Procrastinator? No, she planned it all. "I have our baby Matt!" Called Princess Sora from nowhere. "When did you go into labor?" He asked, also appearing out of nowhere. "Here it is.. oops!" And then Princess Sora tripped, and the baby flew out the castle window. "NOOOOO!" Cried Prince Matt. *Poof* And Prince Matt woke up. "Thank goodness it was only a dream." He said. "I'm here honeybunches!" Cried out Princess Yolei as she jumped at him. *Poof* "And Princess Sora woke up. "Thank goodness it was only a dream." She said. "Hey baby. Want some of this?" Princess Yolei said from the doorway of Princess Sora's room. She was wearing a swimsuit. *Poof* And Prince Ken woke up. "Thank goodness it was only a dream." he said. "I just had the most terrible dream. "Well, ignore it." Prince Tai said, rolling over to Prince Ken. *Poof* And Prince Tai woke up. "Thank goodness it was only a dream." he said. "We dragon people have to stick together." Prince Takuya said from nowhere *Poof* And Prince Takuya woke up. "Thank goodness it was only a dream." "What is it?" Prince Kouji said from the other side of the bed. *Poof* And Prince Kouji woke up. "Thank goodness it was only a dream." he said. "You want this." Princess Yolei said from his doorway. "Don't deny it." *Poof* And Princess Zoe woke up. "Thank goodness it was only a dream." Princess Mimi also woke up. "Crud, I didn't want that to be a dream." she said. "Huh?" asked Princess Zoe. *Poof* "Thank goodness it was only a dream." Prince Michael said. "What? asked Prince T.K. *Poof* "AAAAAAAAH!" Screamed Princess Kari . "Thank goodness it was only a dream, that was random." "Give me your body." Prince T.K. said. "Okay!" she said *Poof* And Prince T.K. woke up. "Thank goodness it was only a dream." he said. "It's Mpreg time!" shouted Prince Ryo. *Poof* And Prince Ryo woke up. "Crap. I thought I was free of Princess Rika." he said. "I'm right here." Princess Rika said. Prince Ryo's eyes grew wide. "Come on... Come on... wake up Ryo... No! I don't want to be uke!" he screamed as Prince Ash and Prince Tucker laughed hilariously in the game room. "Thank goodness it is only a fan fiction." replied Prince Davis, the only one to escape the dreams. "True that." Said Prince Henry, making his second to last appearance.

Finally... the moment you haven't been waiting for... the ACTUAL WEDDINGS!

The cathedral...

"Okay, almost all the guests are here." Princess Kari said, as she was the only one who hadn't decided yet again. "All that are left a two guys named Ravis and Kiteran. Where are they?" she said, reading off a clip board. Prince Ash took said clipboard from, and pointed to two guys. "Right there." He was pointing at his reflection and Prince Tucker. (Author's Note: Don't know what's going on? Wait till the Fall of Tellius story, coming soon.) "The minister's here!" cried the watchman. then the cathedral doors burst open, and Jeffiroth stood there. "I must perform a series of weddings? At least I get paid!" he said.

"Jeffiroth!"his choir sang. "That's going to get old quickly." Said Zetsu from the pews. And then all the grooms filed in. "Princes Ryo, Matt, Ken, Michael presenting!" Said Prince Tai, who was leading all the kicked off princes. "Do we begin yet?" asked Jeffiroth. "Jeffiroth!" sang his choir. "Here come the princesses!" called the gate man. Then, without warning, a rift appeared in space, and the Grandmaster Fangirl was livid. "You stole my Jeffiroth Redux! Now you must pay!" And she cast a tractor beam on Jeffiroth, and caused lightning to strike practically everyone. Even prince Ash and Prince Tucker were hit, even thought they are Gary Stu's. "We need a new minister. Barbosa! Will you marry them?" Asked Kisame, who was also there. "I'm a little busy right now!" He shouted over the screams of agony around the cathedral.

STOP! FROM HERE THE STORY SPLITS INTO TWO TIME LINES! First is Kari gets T.K., second is Ash gets her. Feel free to skip to whichever you prefer.

T.K. wins storyline

"No! T.K.'s hurt!" screeched Princess Kari. (Yes, she screeched.) She rushed to his side, holding up his crispy body, which is not be safe at all. "I can't lose you! I love you!" she cried out. Then a bright light enveloped him, as Brave Heart by Ayumi Miyazaki

began playing. And then he healed. "I love you too. Let's get married!" He said. "But we have no minister!" Prince Tucker said desperately. "That's okay, I once was a minister on Gaia for a wedding." Prince Ash said. "I can do it. And someone turn of Brave Heart please." As he climbed up to the altar, he picked up a strategy guide. And then he spoke. "Do you Princes, take these Princesses to be your unlawfully wedded wives? Do you promise to shower your significant other with praise so this fanfic gets god reviews? Do you promise to keep each other for as long as this fanfic exists? Do you swear that you will never allow a knockoff of this to come to pass? Will you forever remember Jeffiroth and his badass locks?" Then all the Princes and Princesses said this in unison: "I do!" Then Prince Ash smiled devilishly. "You may now falcon punch each other." Then they all wound up their fists, and shouted "FAAALLLLCCCOOOONNN PUNCH!"

***

Later, during the reception, Princess Kari and Prince T.K. were talking with Prince Ash and Prince Tucker. "You're leaving?" Princess Kari asked. "Yes." Prince Ash said. "The story is complete, and we have to write the other timeline. Come Calumon! Come on Ulforceveedramon." Then he turned to Princess Kari. "You know, I'm not sad I lost. He's the hero you deserve... I'm not the one you need right now. So I'll keep writing, because I can take it. Because I'm not your hero......I'm a silent guardian, a watchful

protector... a dark knight." And with that, he mounted a motorcycle, with prince Tucker riding in the sidecar. Then they rode off, Ulforceveedramon flying behind them with Calumon on his back.

I am writing high and low. (Parody of Hunted High and Low by Stratovarius)

I feel the wind in my hair
And it's whispering, telling me things
Of the storm that is gathering near
Full of power I'm spreading my wings

Now I'm leaving my worries behind
Feel the freedom of body and mind
I am starting my journey, I'm drifting away with the wind
I go

I am Writing High and Low
Diving from the sky above
Looking for, more and more, once again
I'm Writing High and Low
Sometimes I may win sometimes I'll fail
It's just a story that I write

After the storm there's a calm
Through the clouds shines a ray of the sun
I am carried from all of my harm
There is no one that I can't outrun

Now I'm leaving my worries behind
Feel the freedom of body and mind
I am starting my journey, I'm drifting away with the wind
I go

I am Writing High and Low
Diving from the sky above
Looking for, more and more, once again
I'm Writing High and Low
Sometimes I may win sometimes I'll fail
It's just a story that I write.

Then Ash and Tucker landed in the real world. "Honey, I'm home!" Prince Ash said. "I'm telling you bro, already having Five concubines is enough! Why go after Kari too?" Prince Tucker asked. "Because, my twenty children need more choices." Prince Ash said. (Yeah, I'm kidding. I've never even dated.)

END OF T.K. WINS

Ash wins Story line

"The cathedral is crumbling!" Shouted Deidara. "Art is a bang!" Then a lone brick conked him on the head. 'He's overreacting. Continue the weddings." Konan said. Then Princess Kari ran up to Prince Ash, and hugged him tight. "Please marry me!" she begged. "Okay." prince Ash said, almost as if he had planned this all. "Will somebody get my best man in here?" he called. Then a tiny plushy Domo in a Chicken suit walked up. "Squeak." it said. "No minister still!" Cried out Prince Henry. "That's okay, we don't need one." Prince Tucker said. "Because my best man will do it!" Then the cathedral doors stood open, and a Pimp walked in. "So sorry, the shop was at it's busy hour." It was Kisuke Urahara. (How's that for the crossover of death?) Then Urahara began to speak. "Do you Princes, take these Princesses to be your unlawfully wedded wives? Do you promise to shower your significant other with praise so this fanfic gets god reviews? Do you promise to keep each other for as long as this fanfic exists? Do you swear that you will never allow a knockoff of this to come to pass? Will you forever remember Jeffiroth and his badass locks?" Then all the Princes and Princesses said this in unison: "I do!"

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During the reception, the DJ put on a rather unfortunate song choice.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life (By Jimmy Soul, no parody.)

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife . \
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife . \
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty women makes her husband . \ look small
it very often causes a system . \ fall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
looking for things that will break his heart
but if you make an ugly women your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly women will put peals on that
and she'll always give you a piece of that.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends . \ tell you you have no taste
go ahead and marry anyway
Her face is ugly her eyes don't match
take it from me she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

"But you chose a good looking girl, didn't you?" Asked Princess Kari. "Yep, but in truth, there is no such thing as a unattractive anime girl, unless deliberately made so." Prince Ash said. "Man, how are we going to write the Fire Emblem Fanfic now?" Bawled Prince Tucker.

End of Ash wins.

Credits:

Thanks to all the bands that produced the songs used in all 5 chapters. Thank you to the maybe 5 people who enjoyed this series. Thank you Digimon, Kingdom Hearts, and Naruto creators. And thank you for waiting so long for this to finish!

Akatsuki Dinner Menu:

Swordfish: Kisame

Steaks: Zetsu

Drinks: Sasori

Fruit: Who knows?

Lobster: Itachi

Giant squid: Kakazu

Chicken wings: Deidara

Wine: Hidan

Soup crackers: Konan

Turkey: Pain

Salad: No one.