Hermione is staying with Harry for the summer and is witness to one hell of an event: Dudley Dursley and his gang getting accepted into Hogwarts

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Chapter One: A Letter that is not his

Hermione Granger woke up like any other morning, cuddled into her boyfriend's arms in the tiny bed that took up most of the tiny room that he called his own. Looking over from were she lay and say her best friend turned boyfriend, Harry Potter. She brushed his bangs back out of his face. She lightly traced the lightning shaped scar on his forehead. It was slowly fading away now. It had, after all, been three months since they had defeated the greatest dark lord of all times aka Voldemort.

She had been staying with Harry since they had been let out of school for the summer. Both of her parents had been attacked and killed in a raid. Draco (who was asking as a spy) had informed them of the raid but it had been too late to save her parents. She deeply missed the both of them. But she felt deeply guilty in saying it was the thing that brought Harry and herself even closer.

Sighing Hermione pried herself out of Harry's protective grasp and began to dress. The Dursleys had only allowed her to stay if she (just like Harry) acted as a servant. She had no problem with it and often allowed Harry to sleep in and enjoy the time he should have had as a young boy.

Throwing on one of Harry's quidditch sweatshirts Hermione walked downstairs and began breakfast.

By the time Harry was awake Hermione was finished cooking and had a plate of eggs and bacon set out along with a glass of orange juice. Harry smiled kissing Hermione on the temple before digging into his breakfast. It was not long after the two had finished breakfast and were cleaning up that the five boys (Dudley, Piers, Dennis, Malcolm, and Gordon who had spent the night) ran into the kitchen and began to eat everything in sight.

Used to the sight Hermione pushed down the feeling of disgust and took Harry's hand leading him upstairs. Harry leaned in to kiss his girlfriend and went to continue but much to his dismay Hermione shoved a potions book into Harry's chest with a proud smile.

"Work before fun and games Harry." Harry groaned and went to sit at his desk while Hermione wrapped herself up on his bed falling back asleep almost immediately.


It was late in the afternoon when Harry and Hermione headed downstairs to prepare lunch. As Hermione continued on toward the kitchen Harry went for the mail. He almost screamed (but didn't) when he saw what he had picked up.

In his hand he held three (yes three) Hogwarts Letters.

Harry rushed into the kitchen where the his aunt, uncle, and cousin were eating lunch, slid on the wet floor and grabbed the counter for support.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS BOY!?" Vernon yelled standing up.

Harry did not argue and quickly handed Vernon the one of the three Hogwarts letters. He hid behind Hermione as he watched his uncle slowly turn a putrid shade of violet. Harry whispered quietly in Hermione's ear what was going on and Hermione fainted right there on the spot only to be grabbed and held up by poor Harry.

"What is it Vernon ?" Petunia looked over her husband's shoulder and shrieked. Dudley now interested in what all the commotion was grabbed the letter out of her father's hands and stared at it with shock.

Mr. D. Dursley

The Largest Bedroom

4 Privet Drive

Little Whinging


Dudley grinned like a fool at the letter and shredded the envelope to pieces. He pulled out the first letter and was about to read it when Vernon stanched it out of his hands and began to read it out loud for everyone.



Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore

(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, international Confed. of Wizards)

Dear. Mr. Dursley,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Inside you will find a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Your sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall,

Deputy Headmistress"

It was at this point that Petunia fainted, Vernon started to scream his head off, and Dudley stood looking around trying to figure out why on earth everyone was so tense.


A/n: So how did you like it? I just thought of it while I was watching the 3rd movie today.


The Magical Potion

It was a bad day! A very very bad day for Harry James Potter. His cousin had been accepted into the one place where he felt he could be at home and for the past twenty minutes Dudley 's friends and family had been banging on the door. Yes, today was a very bad day indeed.