Music and the Not-So-Smart

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I suggest listening to some of these songs so you know what's happening…

Adam- I'm bored.

Angel- Aren't you always…

Kris- *singing with iPod in his ears that no one else hears* There's always gonna be another mountain. I'm always gonna wanna make it move. Always gonna be an uphill battle. Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose. Ain't about how fast I get there. Ain't about what's waiting on the other side. It's the climmmmmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbb!!!!

Angel- Ew! I HATE that song!

Lila- I have an idea of what we should do! *Grabs Kris' iPod* Thank you!

Kris- Hey!
Lila- *puts earbuds in Angel's ears* Okay, now REACT!

Angel- AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Danny- What did you put on?

Lila- Bottom of the Ocean by Miley Cyrus.

Allison- Kris, why do you have that on my iPod?

Kris- I don't know…

Angel- Okay, I wish YOU would go to the bottom of the ocean!

Lila- It's about her fish dying.

Adam- And she wrote a love song in memory of her pet fish?!?
Allison- Apparently…

Angel- WHAT THE HELL?!? WHO CREAMATES A FRICKIN' FISH?!? When my fish die, my sister and I fight over who gets to flush it down the toilet.

Danny- …Okay…

Angel- THE IDOIT FELL IN LOVE WITH A FISH?!? CHANGE THE SONG NOW!
Lila- Okay, okay. How's this?

Angel- EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! IT'S EVEN WORSE!!!!!!! *pulls earbuds out of ears*

Danny- What did you put on?

Lila- The Barney theme song…

Allison- Kris, that's on your iPod because…

Kris- Uhhhhh…I must have accidentally downloaded it…

Allison- How do you "accidentally" download a song?

Kris- I don't know…

Adam- My turn! I'll pick a song!

Angel- NOOOOO!!!!! Haven't I been tortured enough?!?

Adam& Lila- Nope! *force earbuds into Angel's ears*

Angel- AHHHHH!!!!!

Danny- Did Adam put on Miley Cyrus again?

Angel- No! Worse!

Allison- What?

Angel& Adam- HANNAH MONTANA!!!!!

Everyone Else- AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Adam- Okay, even I can't handle the screaming! *changes song*

Angel- This screaming isn't much better! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Allison- Adam, what did you put on, and Kris, why would it be on your iPod?

Adam- I put on Feeling Good, my version of course, and Kris better have it on his iPod!

Kris- I would have downloaded all of your stuff Alli, but they took it off of iTunes the other day…

Allison- And what about all of the days before that?

Kris- I kinda spent all of my iTunes money…

Allison- On what?

Lila- Probably on all of that crap…

Danny- Kris, out of all the terrible songs, why did you have to choose Barney?

Kris- I told you! I accidently bought it!

Allison- Yeah, you "accidentally" got the whole album!

Kris- Exactly!

Angel- A little help here! Adam's screaming in my ears!
Lila- Can't you take the earbuds out?

Angel- Uh, no…

Lila- What do you mean?

Angel- I can't get them out. They're stuck, and- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ADAM GET IT OFF OF MAX VOLUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam- …And right on the scream part! I am GOOD!

Kris- Uh, no.

Angel- Uh, hello…anyone going to help me?

Lila- Angel, how do you get earbuds stuck in your ears?

Angel- I don't know!

Allison- Wait! Adam! Did you take my superglue again?

Adam- Uh…maybe?

Angel- WHAT!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!! *tries to get up* CRAP!

Adam- I knew doing the chair was a good idea too!

Lila- Uh, no.

Angel- I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!

Kris- Adam… I hate to tell you this, but I'm on her side.

Adam- What!?! Why?!?

Kris- Because, I just remember that YOU spent all of my iTunes money on Barney!

Adam- No I didn't!

Kris- *gives Adam death glare*

Adam- Okay! I got Barney! Who cares?

Allison- Anyone with ears…

Adam- *ignoring interruption* YOU'RE the one who got Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus!

Danny- Wow Kris…I would love to have your ears…

Kris- Why?

Danny- Because. Mine are too sensitive to handle that crap.

Angel- Have you idiots forgotten about me or something?!? I'm still here!!!!!

Lila- Allison, do you have anything to help me get Angel off of the chair…

Angel- And get the earbuds out of my ears! Oh no…

Danny- What?

Angel- OH MY GOD MAD WORLD JUST CAME ON! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE MY PRECIOUS EARDRUMS!!!!!!!!

Will they be able to save Angel from going deaf? What other crap will be found on Kris' iPod? Please review! I'll take suggestions!