A/N: Time out! I know I haven't updated in FOREVER, and I am very sorry. I've been busy with life and other works. And unfortunately, this is not going to be a real chapter. But it's something fun that hopefully you guys will chew on a bit. It's interview time. I'm going to "interview" the organization members who snuck out for the day, just for fun. Also, let me warn you THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE THE FINALE. So what I am going to do is ask you guys what you would like to see in the finale. I'm open to all ideas! Ponder it a while. Okay, here we go!
Interview with Roxas:
Me: So Roxas, how do you like being the youngest one here? It must be annoying to always be babied by the others.
Roxas: THANKYOU! And do you know what? I'm not even that young compared to the others! I'm just shorter, which isn't my fault, and apparently, that gives everyone the right to baby me? It's like stupid Axel. Who the fuck does he think he is? He's always telling me what to do, and protecting me and stuff. Yeah, we're best friends and all, but it makes me sad that he doesn't treat me like an equal.
Me: Why do you think Axel is so protective over you? Could there be a reason?
Roxas: *Sobers up* I don't know… It's hard to tell with Axel. I know he's just protecting me because he cares, and I appreciate it. I really do. But he needs to realize I'm just as powerful as he is.
Me: Do you have a crush on anyone in the castle? Boy or girl (which would be Larxene)?
Roxas: Larxene? Hell no. But anyone else… I don't know. The castle is weird. It makes me think…things… that I know my real self wouldn't think. It makes me question things about myself, and my feelings for other people…
Me: Last but not least: are you a virgin?
Roxas: You said you were done with questions.
Interview with Marluxia:
Me: So, Marluxia, are you… gay?
Marluxia: Isn't everyone in Organization XIII?
Interview with Demyx:
Me: You seem like such a kind Nobody, Demyx. All you wanted was to bring some of your co-workers out for a day of fun. Did you ever imagine that all this shit would happen?
Demyx: Well, despite all the shit going on, I'm having fun, and I hope my friends are too. We'll probably never get to have this opportunity again, so why not live it up?
Me: So, you seem like the rocker type. Can you play and actual guitar?
Demyx: Of course I can! It's one of the only things I can remember from my past! I can't remember how long I played for before turning into a Nobody, but it must have been a long time because I can play without even thinking about it.
Me: Who would you say is your best friend in this Organization?
Demyx: I don't know. I'm friends with a lot of my co-workers. Axel and I are really close, but so are me and Zexion. Axel is always hanging out with Roxas, and watching out for him and stuff, so I spend more time with Zex. He kinda watches over me too…
Me: Do you believe you have a heart.
Demyx: I'm one hundred percent fucking positive I have a heart.
Me: Have you ever been in love?
Demyx: That's the reason I know I have a heart.
Interview with Larxene:
Me: Did you know what you were getting yourself into when you went along for the day of fun?
Larxene: I knew that we would be crossing lines, but I never knew that anyone was going to get killed.
Me: Why were you so easily drawn to Will?
Larxene: Because I haven't had sex in years. I've only done it twice since being in the Organization. Will was just so charming, unlike my annoying co-workers, I couldn't help but get a bit aroused.
Me: Who did you have sex with since you became a Nobody?
Larxene: Why should I tell you?
Me: Because. I'm the writer of this story. I brought you in and I can easily take you out.
Larxene: *Huffs* Fine! Axel and Marluxia.
Me: Marluxia isn't gay?
Larxene: I never said he wasn't.
Interview with Zexion:
Me: So, you're quite mysterious.
Zexion: That's not a question…
Me: Do you love Demyx?
Me: Do you?
Zexion: Fuck that, why would I answer such a question?
Me: You're no fun. Are you a virgin?
Zexion: Who in this Organization is a virgin?
Me: Roxas is half, apparently.
Zexion: Pshh. Prude. Axel will break him down eventually.
Zexion: Did I stutter?
Me: Apparently he's gotten around.
Zexion: What do you mean?
Me: He's fucked Larxene.
Zexion: … That's disgusting. No wonder he had a rash when we… Never mind.
Interview with Axel
Me: So I've heard lots about you, from the others.
Axel: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Apparently you're quite the sex demon.
Axel: Heh. Are you honestly surprised?
Me: I don't know. It seems as if you're pretty concerned with Roxas.
Axel: I am.
Me: Is it to get in his pants?
Axel: No. That's not what you do when you're in love with someone.
Axel: You act surprised. Did anyone else in these damn interviews admit to loving someone?
Me: Demyx did, but he didn't say who.
Axel: Pussies. See, I'm the only real man this Organization, and it takes a real man to tell you that I am 100% in love with Roxas. No one else here actually tells anyone their feelings!
Me: Does he love you?
Axel: I'm not sure.
Me: You haven't told him?
Axel: I have. He just didn't answer.
Me: Oooh… Cold.
Me: So you fucked Larxene?
Axel: Get the hell out of here before I set you on fire.
A/N: So I know it's no replacement for a chapter, but I felt like I needed to get something out quickly. Once summer comes, I'll be on this, I promise! So, please review and tell me what you'd like to see in the finale. I'm all ears, folks.