I was bored while working on my other KakuHidan fanfic and decided to write this little idea that came to mind. It's very short.

"Harder… Harder!" Hidan moaned.

"Shut. Up." Kakuzu snapped, thrusting into the man below him about as hard as he could. "Fucking harder!"

Annoyed, Kakuzu gripped Hidan's hips in a crushing grip and thrust into him again with a force strong enough to break bones.

Snap! Crack!


Deidara looked up from his coffee when the Zombie team walked into the kitchen. Kakuzu was carrying Hidan bridal style, the younger having a satisfied smirk on his face.

"What was all that noise, hm?" The blonde asked as the two men sat at the table. Or, more accurately, Kakuzu sat at the table and kept Hidan in his lap. "Only the best sex ever." The silver haired man replied smugly.

Deidara frowned, uninterested, but couldn't help asking, "What was so great about it?"

This time Kakuzu answered with a smirk of his own, "I broke his pelvis."

Ha ha! Bet you didn't see that coming, didja?? I know, random. Sorry. Review?