Disclaimer: I do not own the Ace Attorney franchise, make no claims to own it, and make no money off this fanfic. Same goes for Spaceballs.

Written for the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme, prompt: "A lot of the time, I forget that Franziska's only 18. For some reason, I always think of her as being around Edgeworth's age.

So, could a kind anon write a fic where Franziska gets caught doing something really childish/teen-ish? Bonus points if F/A is thrown in somewhere."

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The doll had once been a Ken doll, but someone had painted its plastic hair black and dressed it in a blue suit. "Now I have you in my clutches, and I will have my way with you the way that I want to."

"No, no please, leave me alone!" The second doll was a Barbie that had been given a tiny pair of glasses.

"No, you are mine!" The Phoenix doll advanced on the Adrian doll.

"Not so fast, Phoenix Wright!" This doll had also been a Barbie, but someone had taken great care in giving it a haircut and dyeing its hair blue.

"Franziska!"

"Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend." The Franziska doll turned to address the Adrian doll. "Hi honey!"

The Franziska doll reared back and hit the Phoenix doll. It fell over on the desk and was quickly forgotten. Then it turned back to the Adrian doll. "At last, we are alone."

The two dolls pressed their faces together and made smooching and then panting noises.

The door slammed open, and Franziska swept the dolls off her desk.

"Miss von Karma!"

"What?"

"You're needed at the crime scene, ma'am."

"Knock! Knock before you enter, Scruffy!"

"Yes ma'am."

Franziska narrowed her eyes. "Did you see anything?"

"No ma'am, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."