Adam: Kris, is this really necessary?
Kris: YES! It is.
Adam: UGH. Kris, how are we going to get you out of the hospital? Your leg is broken and you're supposed to stay here for like three days.
Kris: I dunno. Can't you like come up with something?
Adam: Why do I have to make all the plans?!
Kris: Cuz' youre good at it. I'm ditzy, remember?
Thirty Long Minutes Later:
Adam: Okay heres the plan! I'm a doctor and I'm taking you to surgery. You're deaf/you cant talk.
Kris: Why am I deaf and why cant I talk?
Adam: Because when you speak you generally screw everything up.
Kris: That hurt. Right here Adam. *points to heart*
Adam: *rolls eyes* Moving on! Okay we can do this. Just don't talk, okay?
Kris: But but I have important things to say….
Adam: Well hold them in. I'm sure the world can do without them for a few more moments.
Adam: Okay here lets put you on this rolling cot thing.
Adam: *helps Kris onto cot*
Kris: Okay let us go forth! HUZZAH!
Adam: Kris…remember our discussion?
Kris: No, not really. That shiny television was distracting me.
Adam: *sigh* Okay, NO TALKING!
Kris: Why are you always so edgy? I won't talk gosh!
Adam: Okay here we go! *pushes Kris out of room*
Kris: *whispers* ADAM!
Adam: Kris. No talking.
Kris: But ADAM!
Adam: no kris!
Kris: But I need to go to the bathroom!
Adam: OMFG! Kris! You can hold it.
Kris: Nooooo, I can't!
Adam: Well try!
Random Doctor: Hello Doctor, Whats this patient in for?
Random Doctor: Oh what kind?
Adam: Uhmmm. A sex change.
Random Doctor: Oh. Okay, well Doctor you're going the wrong way.
Adam: Ooops. My bad. Thanks.
Random Doctor: No problem *walks away*
Kris: I'm getting a sex change? I don't wanna be a girl!
Adam: No Kris. You aren't getting a sex change.
Kris: Oh, but you told the doctor I was!
Adam: Kris, I lied. We're trying to get out of here, remember?
Kris: YOU MEAN YOU LIED TO A DOCTOR!? OMG! Adam! That's a crime!
Adam: Kris. Do you want to bury the damn doll or not?
Kris: Well yeah. I mean I…I…murdered him. *sobs* It would be cruel of me if I didn't bury him!
Adam: *rolls eyes* Well just go along with what I say and all will be well!
Adam: Okay then. Lets go!
Kris: Poor Stephen….*sobs*
Adam: Kris STFU! You're deaf and you can't talk, remember?
Kris: fine….*sobs silently*
Adam: *rolls Kris down the hallway*
Adam: Shuttup Kris!
Kris: But Adam I gotta pee! Really bad.
Adam: Hold it!
Adam: Stop complaining! *runs into doctor*
Random Doctor: Oh you again. Here lets take the patient in. I'll be operating today. Sex change, right?
Adam: Yeah. . . *Kris punches Adam* OWW!
Random Doctor: Did you say something?
Adam: Oh no, Sorry doctor continue please.
Random Doctor: Okay well I'll be back in 10 minutes.
Adam: Okey dokey.
Kris: ADAM! Get me out of here!
Adam: Okay okay okay! *rolls Kris to the window* Okay I'll just gently lower you out of the window. Kris…why are you wet?
Kris: I couldn't hold it…
Adam: OMG…Kris….*gently lowers Kris*
*loud smacking noise*
Kris: OW OW OW OW OW! Damn it. I thought you were going to lower me gently.
Adam: Sorry. You're slippery.
Adam: Okay I'll take these ugly doctor clothes off and meet you down there. Don't go anywhere!
Kris: How the hell am I gonna go anywhere? My legs broken….*mumbling* thanks to you…
Adam: Oh Kris get over it. I'll be there in a few moments.
20 Minutes Later
Kris: Adam what took you so freaking long?!
Adam: Well I was really hungry and there was this really hot guy…
Kris: MY LEG IS BROKEN AND I PEED ON MYSELF! And all you can think about is food and hot guys. EPIC FAIL
Adam: Well excuse me. Lets go bury the damn doll.
Kris: Oh Stephen *sobs*