Hey everybody! Guess what? RAINY IS BACK! XD haha. It's been a long time, so I can't settle everything right away. So I'm just going to make this simple, and take it easy for now. Please keep in mind that my humor with Warriors Olympics may have become a little rusty overtime, so I might be kinda lame XD
Oh and, my best best bestttt message bomb buddy Coby Cullen will be the guest commentator! :) And Star-Spangled-Dream's Cedarrose will get to be SkyClan's guest contestant!
WARRIORS CATS OLYMPIC ALLEGIANCES
2009, THE LAKE (and almost 2010 XD Happy new year, everybody! And Merry Christmas!)
HUNTING ALLEGIANCES (I know that's simple. Exactly. I'm taking it easy! :D)
Fireworks sparked across the bright sky as cats cheered. Three cats scampered onto the stage, the party including: a pretty (yep, it's still this loyal, goody-two-paws commentator here XD) blue-gray she-cat with a white chest and bright blue eyes, a swift and pretty ginger she-cat with a white tail and patches of white and amber eyes, and lastly a gray tabby she-cat with sky blue eyes, as as the sunlight dappled her fur, her pelt glistened sky-blue as well.
Rainpath: Welcome, everyone! We are finally back on...
Group of Apprentices: WARRIORS OLYMPICS!
Swifttail: Whoa! It's surprising they have so much enthusiasm this time. *whispers* Rainpath, did you bribe them with catmint or something?
Rainpath *frowns*: Of course not! Haven't you realized yet, after being my partner for all these moons, that catmint is too precious to me?
Swifttail: -_- No, I never realized that. I thought we used to bribe cats a lot...
Rainpath: Your memories must've rusted! Reread the chapters of 1st Annual 2009 Warriors Olympics again!
Swifttail: Uh-- I just found a section where--
??: QUIT TALKING ABOUT BRIBING CATS WITH CATMINT! INTRODUCE ME! INTRODUCE ME! *jumps up and down*
Rainpath: Um. This hyperactive cat is called--
??: MY NAME IS SKYHEART! MY NAME IS SKYHEART! HI!HI!HI!HI!HIIII!!!
Swifttail *mutters*: I thought you wanted us to introduce you--
Skyheart: I NO LONGER WISH SO!
Rainpath *murmurs in irritation*: May you stop talking in capitals? It irks me.
Skyheart: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF CAPITAL LETTERS? THEY EXPRESSLY SHOW MY EMOTION AND STATE. AND CAPITAL LETTERS SHOW THAT I AM HYPER WITH CATMINT, OR THAT I AM MEOWING RATHER LOUDLY LIKE I USUALLY DO!!!!!
Swifttail: And, quit the exclamation marks!
Rainpath and Swifttail *mews in unison*: Oh, StarClan...
Skyheart: NOW LET'S CARRY ON!!!! *does a peculiar dance*
Swifttail: Um, yeah. As you can see, our sport-- or event, this time, is hunting.
Rainpath: The rules are basic. They will be explained shortly next time, before the sport begins. *flicks tail dismissively* They are pretty much the same rules as Fighting.
Skyheart: *jumps up and down again and again hysterically* OKAY!!!!!! NOW THE ALLEGIANCES!!!!!!
Swifttail *whispers*: She gets on my nerves.
Jayfeather- gray tabby tom with blind blue eyes
Firestar: WTF? I freaking catmint signed Lionblaze up! Why did his blind brother appear instead?! Jayfeather is as useful as a dead leaf when it comes to hunting! *groans*
Jayfeather *moodily mutters*: How would I know?! I never wanted to do this! I don't want to hunt for Firestar!
Firestar: That is very rude! *gasps in mock horror*
Jayfeather: So rude compared to calling cats as useful as a dead leaf! *glares blindly at Firestar* Oh, thank you SO much for adding the word 'blindly', Narrator!
Narrator: You're very welcome, Jayfeather.
Jayfeather *growls*: Cats do not understand sarcasm these days!
Narrator: I'm not a cat.
Firestar: Anyway, how did Jayfeather become the contestant? His buff brother should be here instead!
-Meanwhile, we skip to another scene-
Lionblaze is having a few hottie kittehs beside him, and he is flirting constantly with them in a bar. Yes, he is on catmint.
Lionblaze *laughs in a drunken voice*: It's so awesome to be flirting with hottie kitties instead of hunting for Firestar!
-And after this peek, we come back to the stage-
Swifttail:...Lionblaze is just...amazing.
Rainpath *giggles*: He sure is mean to his brother!
Skyheart: YEAH!!!!!! I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!!!!
Jayfeather *grumps*: ...Lionblaze will die when he returns
Dapplenose- mottled gray she-cat
Mistystar: I placed a bug in a fish, and see who picked that fish. Turns out it was Dapplenose who picked it. I knew that because she screamed. So then she became the contestant.
Firestar: Wow. How responsible of you.
Mistystar: And I say the same to you, when one of your warriors has ran off while he is on catmint to flirt with hot she-cats in a bar. *says it sarcastically*
Firestar: *childishly puts on earmuffs and sings* LADILADILA I DON'T HEAR YOU!!!!
Skyheart: THAT'S THE SPIRIT, FIRESTAR!!!!!
Dapplenose: *grumbles* My leader is a fish-brained fool.
Mistystar: THANK YOU!!
Skyheart: THAT'S THE SPIRIT, MISTYSTAR!!!!!
Nightcloud- black she-cat with amber eyes
Ashstar: This is my dear Crowy's mate, and I expect good work from her!
Crowbunny: NO, MOMMY-- I MEAN ASHSTAR, DON'T EMBARRASS ME!!!
Audience: CROWY, CROWY, STILL LOVES HIS MOMMY...
Crowbunny: NOOOOOOOO!! THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!
Skyheart: THAT'S THE SPIRIT, CROWBUNNY!!!!!
Crowbunny: I'M NOT CALLED CROWBUNNY!!!!
Skyheart: *repeats* THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!
Rainpath *sighs*: Can she just quit that?
Swifttail *glares at Skyheart*: No, I don't think that is possible.
Rainpath: *ears twitches as Skyheart jumps up and down again* Let's continue. ShadowClan's contestant?
Smokefoot- black tom
Blackstar: You see, I chose Smokefoot because I felt like it.
Rainpath *says bitterly*: Wow. The leaders are so responsible and reasonable these days.
All the leaders: *smiles* Thank you.
Cedarrose- creamy brown she-cat with darker brown streaks and bright green eyes
Leafstar: Huh? Who's Cedarrose?
Hive- beautiful slender pale ginger tabby she-cat with dark brown stripes slicing through her pelt, a white-tipped tail, and moon-yellow eyes
Butterfly: I GOT A NEW SHE-CAT-WHOOPING-CANE, I'M TELLING YA!!!!
Skyheart: THAT'S THE SPIRIT, BUTTERFLY!!!!
Swifttail: *smacks forehead* I AM SICK OF THIS!!!!!
Skyheart: THAT'S THE SPIRIT, SWIFTTAIL!!!!!!!!
Rainpath *sighs*: Swifttail failed.
Skyheart: AND SO, THE SPORT WILL BEGIN SHORTLY!!!!!
Rainpath: I hope you enjoyed this chapter, although *mutters* someone was being hyperactive...
Skyheart: OH!! I WONDER WHO!!!
Swifttail *groans*: Smartie.
Rainpath: Well, see you guys next time! I know this was somewhat rusty, but we hope we entertained you guys!
Swifttail: See you next time on...
Group of Apprentices: WARRIOR OLYMPICS!!!!!
Skyheart: THAT'S THE SPIRIT, GROUP OF APPRENTICES!!!!!!
That's it! I hope you all enjoyed it! I had to make it kinda short because I have to go sleep soon :3
It's 11:35 here
Anyways! See you! (:
And please, please, please tell me what you think about this chapter!
Also, bid on who you think will win!