I don't own any of the charactors....they all belong to Vince McMahon. I've seen a lot of different stories about Chris/Steph/HHH and that's where I kind of got the idea although I put my own twists on it. :) Enjoy! Review! :)

Stephanie McMahon was sitting down watching Monday Night Raw with her husband, Triple H. It was Mick Foley vs. The Rock. God knows she hated both of those men. She was glad the match was finally over and was interested in seeing what was next. First Stone Cold made his way to the ring.

"Oh great… 10 minutes of Y2Jerk." Sighed Stephanie as she saw Chris Jericho making his way to the ring.

They all watched as he grabbed a microphone and began to speak.

"So what you're saying is YOUR name is Stone Cold Steve Austin. Well Stone Cold, MY name is Chris Jericho. And on behalf of EVERY single Jerichoholic in this arena...I would like to ask you, no, I would like to beg you, would you PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!!" said Chris. "You know ever since Wrestle Mania, the eternal question has been WHY. Why'd you do it, Stone Cold? Why'd ya sell your soul to Vince McMahon?" Chris asked.

*Austin taps the belt on his shoulder.*

"But after all the theories and all the questions, hell after two months of speculation, to be honest with ya I really don't give a DAMN why you did what you did. Besides I have a little theory of my own. You did it because you're nothing' more than an angry, vengeful, 100% bona-fide JACKASS!... And besides, I've got to hand it to you - in selling your mind and your soul and your body to Vince McMahon, you've achieved the impossible - you've managed to become an even bigger slut than Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley!" said Chris. Fans started cheering.

"UGH! Can you BELIEVE him? I am the part owner of this company and every week he insults ME? Since when did he believe that he was better then ME?" fumed Stephanie.

"Ahh… ignore him Steph… who cares… the guy obviously picks on you all the time because he likes you." Said Hunter.

"LIKES ME?" said Stephanie as she gave Hunter a amused look. "Yeah right… I don't think I have a BIGGER enemy then him. I can't STAND him. One day he is going to get EXACTLY what is coming to him." Said Stephanie very proudly. She then got up and headed for the door.

"Where are you going?" asked Hunter.

"I'm going to grab a coffee or something. I'll be right back." She said as she walked out and headed for the café located inside the backstage arena. As she walked to the Café, she couldn't help but think of all the bad luck she had, had that day. First she woke up late for a meeting…which Vince had embarrassed her in front of everyone once she had arrived…and then she spilt her drink on herself earlier when she was having lunch with Hunter, and she had to change her outfit. Then she arrived at the arena late and had TONS of work to catch up on. THEN Chris insulted her. So far it wasn't her greatest day. She headed to the café hoping that a smoothie would make her feel better. She noticed the line was EXTREMELY long. She sighed as she waited and waited. FINALLY she was up next.

"What can I get for you ma'am?" asked the Chinese guy at the counter with a bit of an accent.

"I'll take a small banana smoothie please." She said as she got her wallet out.

"Alright that will be $4.32." said the man.

"Jesus. Almost 5 bucks for a drink. You guys sure rip people off." She said rudely as she handed him the money.

"Did you just hear what Jericho said about you a minute ago? That was some funny stuff." Chuckled the guy trying to upset the princess obviously.

"Whatever… he needs a life. Seriously. If his whole life revolves around me…well…that's sad." She sad as she grabbed her drink and gave the man a dirty look. Just then Chris walked up and heard their conversation.

"Well of course it does Steph… I live to make your life miserable." Chris chuckled.

Stephanie turned and gave him a dirty look and walked off. She wondered WHY he lived to make her so miserable. She hadn't ever done ANYTHING to him. She simply came out there every week with Hunter.