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Elitist and refined,

Blood-purity enshrined,

No Slytherin outshined,

The Malfoy Family.

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Their manor's richly drear,

Ostentatious yet severe,

They boast Voldemort slept here,

The Malfoy Family.

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(da da da dum)

Snide

(da da da dum)

Self-pride

(da da da dum, da da da dum, da da da dum)

Misallied

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If you visit, first prepare,

For enchantments to ensnare,

They'll catch you unaware,

The Malfoy Family.

(snap! snap!)

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A/N: Da da da dum, snap! snap! Yes, I patterned this poem on the Addams Family theme song written by Vic Mizzy. The "da da da dums" were used for rhythm and irony :D. Rose is about to meet the Malfoys in my story Our Little Secret, and working toward that moment gave me the urge to write this poem--that and knowing I won't be able to finish chapter twenty in time to post on Friday. Angst and poetry go together. Snap! Snap!