I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or "Henry the 8th I am". I also do not own Spike. I just like to use him in my stories.

I-I'm William the Bloo-uhdy, William the bloody, yes I am.

I've been sleeping with the slayer next door. Of course she's slept with a monster before,

And he was also immortal, though mortal boys she al-hlso has had.

I'm her new beau and I'm im-mor-tal, William the Bloody I am...