Rin and Jiraiya's Confusing Plan
"NOT HAPPENING! NO! NO! NO!" Obito slammed his bedroom door shut and locked it. Rin was standing outside the door, shock written all over her face. Obito had never yelled at her, and definitely never slammed a door in her face. "Obito Uchiha you open up this door right now!" Her shriek was shrill, and Obito knew he was in for a lot of pain when that door came down. "No! I am not opening the door and I am not wearing leather pants!" No way. No way in hell! "I said, open the door." Her voice went low. The Uchiha shivered. This was not good. "…No!" he was not backing down this time. He was not going to some stupid bar dressed in leather pants to meet some stupid woman that he wouldn't even like. Not even if Rin threatened to kill him. Or attempted to kill him. He may be a washout Uchiha, but he was still a Uchiha, and his dignity was on the line. "Fine then, you won't meet the hot guy I managed to set you up with." Wait, hot guy? "Since when am I gay?!"
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"I don't care. I am not going." He turned another page in his book and wished the older man would just leave already. "C'mon on now Kakashi, it'll be fun." Jiraiya was flattered that Kakashi loved his books, but now was not the time for flattery. "I am not going. That's final." Oh how he wanted to just drag the brat out of his apartment. It wouldn't be the first time. Or the second. Or the third….Or the fourth. Jiraiya sensed a pattern. "Listen here brat, you're going. Now get up and go get dressed, NOW!" Kakashi simply looked at him, irritated. "Why do you do this to me?" Jiraiya smiled, "It took me a long time and a lot of sweet talking to get this blind date set up. And if you don't show up this woman will castrate me." Kakashi deadpanned. "I. Hate. You." Still, he got up and walked into his bedroom to change into something more, date appropriate. He doubted going in pajama pants and a t-shirt were appropriate. "So why am I going on a blind date with a woman? Since when am I straight?!" Jiraiya laughed for a good five minutes. "You're not going on a date with a woman! She's the matchmaker, sort of." Kakashi cringed.
A/N: Okay, I know this is short and confusing. But bare with me! All will be explained in chapter two, and that chapter will be longer. And better. Hopefully. Anyway, the rating is M because the later chapters will have lots of sex. ^^ Oh, and I do not own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does, and I don't make any money either!