She did not seriously just say that, did she? I mean, she wasn't for real, right? Like, this is Emmett's wife we're talking about here. The one he was supposed to spend eternity bound to and possibly the most aloof woman in history of ever and she had some other vampire in love her? This wasn't right. Explanations were needed. Pronto.
"Okay, now, I know what you guys thinking and we met before Emmett. He used to watch me hunt when I was a newborn," she told us. Okay, and? "I will never understand his and Emmett's fascination in watching me hunt."
"You have a weird hunting style. It's like you tease the animals to watch," Edward explained to her in his musical voice, sitting down beside me. Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, and Alice all nodded their heads in agreement, "that still doesn't explain why he's in love with you… well, it might, but why haven't we met him or heard about him before now if you met him before Emmett?"
"Well, he caught me after I had killed Royce and he was instantly fascinated by me, so I took him into the forest- Edward, you remember him. The guy that interrupted us on that extra special hunting and you almost kicked his ass. He was the same one that called you a little boy and that I deserved to be with a man," she tried to remind him, I guess so that she wouldn't have to continue.
My love had an adorable confused look on his face for a bit, until it changed to one of realization. "Oh, now I remember. He's the prick that tried to kiss you," he growled briefly then, "I should've killed him."
Rosalie's beautiful laughter rang through my human ears. "Thank you, kind sir for wanting to defend my honor, but I'd rather you didn't He could have backup."
"How'd you get him to go away?" Alice asked.
"Oh, I didn't. Esme did. I told him that she was my lesbian lover and he left,' the blonde got us all laughing at that one. She did what?!
"You did what?!" Esme question loudly, her voice raising two octaves higher than normal. She kind of sounded like a teenager.
"I'm sorry, but he saw Edward and I together and assumed that we were mates, and when that didn't seem to get in his way, I had to do something drastic," Emmett's wife explicated, controlling her giggles to a point, "now, that you've all had a history lesson, I'm gonna go mess with cars, so…" she gave a mock salute and walked out to the garage.Rosalie's POV
I let my mind drift to tonight and what I would say to Adam and what he would reveal about my past with Edward after seeing he's still here and Emmett isn't. That's right, my monkey man won't be there, so it'd be hard to convince him that neither Edward nor Esme were my mates, but then again I had three wedding pictures to prove it, but Emmett was bigger in person, so he might not be as intimidated. But if Emmett were there, there would surely be a fight. Okay, I have Carlisle, Jasper, and Edward; they can handle Adam, but I really want my teddy bear there. Tonight's gonna suck especially without him. I sighed… when the hell did I get so goddamn needy? Oh, I remember, when I fell in love. It weakens you to a point, I'm telling you. Not that I don't love being in love with Emmett. It's just, I sometimes feel like I rely on him too much.
I heard someone enter the garage quietly, or at least they thought they were being quiet. They were shuffling their feet heavily and I knew immediately that it was Edward. All the men in the family shuffled their feet, but Edward was the heaviest shuffler, while Emmett and Carlisle were very light on their feet and Jasper was a slight shuffler; you'd hardly notice. Edward settled himself on the counter.
"Hello, Edward. If you're here for an apology, you're not getting one. You deserved it, even if it wasn't on purpose," I let him in a polite tone. I still found him annoying, no matter how nice I was, "but if not, what?"
"What are you thinking?" He blurted like I've seen him do with Bella, "I don't like not knowing what you're thinking."
""I'm so very sorry that I'm inconveniencing you, but it feels good to have everything, almost everything out in the open and now that it is, I no longer have to let you hear what I'm thinking at all times," I taunted, bending forward a little more to unscrew the cap.
"But I have to know what you're thinking," his breath was on the back of my neck and I felt his hand on my lower back. He was fidgeting with the bottom of Emmett's shirt. We were always in this position when he didn't get what he wanted and it involved me.
"Why? I'm not your woman, anymore," I heard him sigh, so I decided to level with him. I turned so my back was against the car and his hand was on my opposite hip, "listen, Edward, I'll tell you what; I will let you read my mind when I please and you will take what I give you."
"Rose," he groaned, leaning into the crook of my neck, "I need to know."
"And I need Emmett here, tonight. Looks like we're both shit out of luck," I was so mean. He turned, so he was standing in front of me, in between my legs with both hands on my hips and his forehead pressed against mine. My hips flipped forward into his groin and he pressed back forcefully. I felt his whole erection in between my legs. I squeezed my thighs together and Edward's teeth nipped at my earlobe, causing me to gasp a little. I wrapped my arms around his neck and he rotated his hips, causing the most marvelous friction, "shit, Edward… oh…" Bella walked in then and so did… Alice, I think. I squirmed a bit against him and he groaned into my neck.
"Please, Rosalie," he implored softly, directly in my ear. He was begging now, but like hell was I showing mercy.
My breath wasn't up to par when I said this. "Sorry."
He pulled back and growled into my face. I looked up into his eyes and he was telling me something. Something important. Oh, my God. My brows furrowed and my arms and legs went limp around him and he stalked off back into the house. Bella and Alice walked over to me. Bella looked angry, no really angry.
"What the hell was that?" She interrogated, folding her arms across her chest. Damn, she just cussed. Way to go, Bella.
"I-I-I couldn't tell you for sure. He asked… he asked me something… and then… and then he-I-we… his eyes were…" shit, I was stuttering again. What the hell is wrong with me? I mean, for real? This is scary, "shit," that was mostly to myself.
"Why were you two so close like that?" She wondered insecurely.
"He wanted me to do something. I refused and he was trying to persuade me to do it, but I wouldn't. Being to the first two kids in the family, personal space isn't always a factor when it comes getting what we want. It's become a habit. No big deal," I turned back to Carlisle's Mercedes with trembling hands. Did Edward really mean that?
"Yeah, no need to worry about anything. They still find each other increasingly annoying," Alice assured her, "Oh, Rose, by the way, Esme and I have already got your entire wedding planned. It's in the next two weekends at the baseball clearing and the reception will be here. We have your dress picked out. It is absolutely gorgeous and the honeymoon is-"
"No honeymoon," I cut her off, "and how do you have all of this planned already?"
"I had a vision last month and good because Mom and I could not think of a place for the honeymoon," she said sitting on the counter beside Bella.
"Why don't you want a honeymoon?" Bella wondered.
"I don't want one."
"Oh. Well, I can't wait for school. Can you, Bella?" Alice inquired, excitedly.
"Um… I guess. I mean, we'll see everyone at the wedding anyway," she responded. Wait, everybody as in whom? Alice tried to shush her.
"What do you mean everybody?" I demanded.
"Well, since you and I don't really have any friends, besides Lindsey, I had Bella invite some of her friends and Carlisle invited our actual friends," the pixie explained carefully.
"Her friends don't even know me," I reasoned. I mean, what the hell?
"Yeah, but some of them know Emmett. And want to know you," Alice chirped, trying to calm me down.
"Because you're beautiful," Bella spoke up and I turned to gaze at her, "well, some people are always asking what you're like and what you say it's like to, um… screw Emmett," she blushed when she said this and I couldn't help the giggle that escaped my lips at her last comment.
"Incredible, fantastic, magnificent, amazing, unlike anything I've ever experienced, wild, unimaginable, surreal, otherworldly, passionate, unbelievably hot, sexy, wet, animalistic, full of love, loud, really, really, really, loud-" jeez, all this talk about screwing Emmett was making me really hot for him and Alice was starting to notice.
"Okay, Rose, we get it," she stopped me, before I could go any further.
"Well, now I have answer to that question," Bella chuckled.
"Emmett might be coming home a few minutes earlier than I had anticipated," Jasper's wife announced suddenly.
"Is that such a big deal?" Bella queried curiously.
"No," Alice continued, "but Charlie's not gonna like him home with Bella."
"Yeah, but he's always drooling over Esme," Bella stated, "and you know, she still hasn't noticed, yet."
"Have to," Esme put in, coming into the garage.
"You never said anything about it," Alice pointed out, matter-of-factly.
"I think it's cute and it's harmless," she expounded, and I groaned as I got a whiff of an awful stench, "what is it?"
"That damn smelly dog," I scrunched my nose as Jacob came in and beamed at Bella, and then at me.
"Hey, Blondie," he said his usual greeting and as usual I flipped him off, "well, now, that's not very nice."
"I don't have to be nice. I'm a vampire," I replied in a seductive tone, turning to face him. I saw a small bulge in his pants, and we all started laughing, even Esme.
"How the hell did you do that?" He demanded in a strained tone.
I snickered. "It's a gift."
"Rose," Esme was trying to contain her laughter, "that wasn't nice. Say you're sorry."
"You always told me not lie," I said, innocently.
"Well, forget that in this instant," she'd settled down, along with Alice and Bella.
"Sorry, dog," I apologized, not really meaning it.
"What are you wearing?" He tilted his head to the side, blatantly staring at my chest.
"What are you staring at?" I put my hands on my hips. Oh, my God. Jacob Black, werewolf/Shapeshifter is actually ogling me. Haha, that's funny.
"Jacob!" Edward shouted from his room.
The dog shook his head. "My bad!" He hollered back, going to sit in the counter beside Bella.
"Hey, Jake, what are you doing here?" She asked, hugging him. Ugh! She's so ugly she can't smell him. At least he's not ugly.
"I didn't have anything else to do. Jared and Paul have patrol today and Charlie told me where you were," he explained, as I spotted something blue, under the hood of Carlisle's car that didn't belong there. I picked it up and examined it. I was a marble. I walked in front Esme, "what is this?"
She took it for me. "This is what hit us a few days ago."
"Okay, then, well, you might want to get your panties from the back seat. The electronic yellow is very noticeable," I informed her and her eyes went wide.
"I-I-I… th-those are… we were… bye," she sped off into the house and I stifled a chuckle.
"So, Bella, what have you been up to?" The mutt inquired to Bella and I scoffed, out of reflex.
"There are other people in the room, you know," I pointed out.
"I would hardly call you things people," he muttered and Bella gaped at him. Alice slapped him upside his head and walked out.
"Jacob, that was rude!" Bella exclaimed, appalled, "you're just lucky Emmett's not home and Jasper is with Alice."
"Pshh, I'm not afraid of them," he huffed.
"Yes, you are," I contradicted, leaning forward, under the hood of the car to reach for something. I could feel his animalistic gaze on my ass. I smiled wryly.
"Jacob! We're going inside," she grabbed his hand and pulled him into the house, leaving me alone in garage. Ahh. Peace and quiet. Just the way I love it.
Working on cars was passion for me. I loved everything about. It kept me at ease, so I do most if it when I don't have Emmett here to keep sane. I like working on more complicated vehicles. I loved to be challenged intellectually, which was why I hate school so much. I knew everything. I hated school so much. I was fluent in French, Spanish, German, Chinese, Italian, Japanese, and of course, English. The only thing school brought was stupid, little humans fawning over us all the time. It was pathetic. I'm so ready for this year to be started and finished, so Emmett and I could go away together for a year, which usually felt like a month, but I'll take what I can get.
After a few hours of working on Edward's Volvo, I decided to head back inside, since Adam would be here soon. So, I shut the hood of the stupid, shiny Volvo and turned to go back in the house, but ran smack dab into Emmett's chest. I would've fallen down, but he grabbed my waist and pulled me to him. His shirt was all ripped up, so I just pulled it off and pressed the side of my face against him. He took my hips and lifted me up, so I wrapped legs around his waist and he walked us into the house, where everyone was watching television. Circling my arms around his neck, I pressed my forehead and nose to his and breathed in, slowly and out. I breathed him in as deeply as I could. His scent was a cross between cinnamon and a smoky forest smell. It was so manly, just like him. This is one reason why I love being a woman. I smile a little and opened my, which were greeted by his bright, honey colored ones. I unblocked my mind.
"I love you," I breathed, forgetting completely that our family was watching us.
"I love you," he whispered back, just as softly, his sweet breath blowing across my face. I grinned and buried my face in the crook of his neck. It was weird because I was only aware of him and no one else. Nothing else mattered, but him. Not the Earth, not gravity, not Adam, not Edward, just Emmett. This feeling wasn't new to me. I've felt it before, but it was rarely this intense. I wonder if Emmett ever has this feeling.
"He does," I heard Edward answer from the sofa, "it's kind of annoying, but then again, he's not my husband."
I gave him a look. "I'm not so sure that's why you find it so irritating," his eyes got big and he turned away, so I turned back to my husband, "um… Babe, could you do me a favor?" I asked in the sweetest voice you've ever heard.
"I don't think I have choice," he chuckled lightly.
"Could you stay with Bella, tonight, just in case this thing with Adam doesn't well?" I looked up at him and gave him the most adorable puppy dog eyes and he sighed heavily. I smiled in triumph.
"Fine, come on, Bell-" I cut him off with a fast, hot, juicy kiss right on the lips.
"Thank you, honey," I giggled and jumped out of his grip, but he just stood there.
"Come on, Emmett," Bella grabbed Emmett's forearm in an attempt to move him, like that was gonna happen, and he narrowed his eyes at me.
"You're a cruel woman," he accused and I grinned. Right on the money.
He and Bella left in Carlisle's Mercedes. I would call him after Adam left.
"I don't think tonight's going to go well," Alice stated quietly, holding hands with Jasper.
"Neither do I," I agreed, feeling a disgusting tingle creep down my spine. He was here. Edward, kill me. I want you to set me on fire.
Ignoring me, he addressed Carlisle, "he's here."
"Okay," Carlisle said, walking to open the door. I internally cringed at the sight of Adam. Carlisle held his hand out to him, "hello, I'm Carlisle Cullen."
"Hello, I'm Adam Katchem," his gorgeous face lit in a big smile as his gaze landed on me, "my love," he sighed and all but floated over to me and took me into his arms, "oh, how I've missed seeing your stunning face. Have you missed me as well?"
"Not exactly," I peeled him off of me with a shudder and stepped back by Esme. Adam's smile turned sly.
"I remember you. Esme, right?" He asked, taking her hand in his.
Um, what the hell? Carlisle thought and I looked at him. His eyebrows were furrowed and he looked like he wanted to interject. I grabbed Esme's hand from him and interlocked our fingers, causing his simper to widen.
Damn, that is sexy. I bet Esme's so tight, Adam looked Esme over and she looked around uncomfortably.
My jaw dropped, but I soon picked it back up. What a pervert. I picked up on my father's thoughts and followed him. Carlisle, he's thinking about how tight Esme is if you get my meaning.
He looked startled at first, but then he processed what I told him. "What?!" He went to grab Esme's waist, but I caught his hand.
Don't! Please! I'll do anything! Please! I pleaded to him, looking him in the eyes. He nodded and stepped forward and pretended to whisper something to the both of us. And then he stepped back again.
Rosalie, do something! Edward shouted at me.
What the fuck do want me to do? I shouted back, turning away from him.
I wonder what they look like in 69, Adam had another perverted thought. Me, too. Edward quirked an eyebrow at me and I licked my lips in response. That's right, baby. Lick those lips. Get them nice wet. I want them just like that when they're wrapped around my cock and Esme's pussy's in my face. I nearly choked on that one. Esme patted my back.
"What?" She queried concerned.
Adam wants to eat your pussy, I told her and she jumped for some reason. What was that?
Somebody's touching me in a very inappropriate spot. A spot that only Carlisle should touch, she informed me and realized that she was talking about her butt. I looked at Adam and he was doing something weird with his eyes.
It's Adam, I let hr know and them blocked her from him. She relaxed immediately. Adam looked stunned.
"Okay, are you guys having a mind conversation without us?" Alice questioned in a disapproving tone.
"Just a tiny one. No big deal," I responded, slipping my hand in Esme's back pocket.
"We should sit," Carlisle suggested, leading us into the dining room. Esme sat in between Carlisle and I. Edward sat beside me, and then Alice and Jasper sat on the other side with Adam.
Stupid son of a bitch. I should kill him, Carlisle thought and I laughed, turning to him. He seemed startled by his own thoughts. Sorry.
For what? She's you're wife. You should get angry, I reasoned and Esme flipped her hair over her shoulder and leaned in and whispered something directly in my ear. Carlisle's eyes widened at his wife's open suggestive gesture.
"All right, Adam, I know what you want," I let him know coolly. Edward, don't come after me. Edward gave me a quizzical look.
"Do you?" His attention was fully on me.
"Yes, I do, but I should tell you if you go through with this, you will die," I warned him, narrowing my eyes at the despicable creature.
"You know I won't leave without getting what I came for," Adam told me with a creeper smile, casting sideways to look at Esme briefly, "and more."
"I swear to God if you so much as touch her I will end you," I stood up, my chair nothing but a pile of wood now. I was fuming.
Adam stood up too. He was sitting across from me. "Is that a threat, love?"
"No, you motherfucker, it's a goddamn promise now let me reiterate it. If you fucking touch Esme Cullen once, I will fuck you up so bad you won't be recognizable," God! I hated him with all I had in me.
"Now, Rosalie, that's not very lady like of you," he had the nerve to fucking say it calmly. What a fucker!
"Neither is shoving a glass dildo into Esme's pussy. I've done some pretty un-lady like things, so," I saw going to sit back down, until I realized what I just said. Where the hell did that lie come from? Did I really just say that? I asked my family.
Yes, they all replied at the same time.
Where did that come from? Carlisle asked me.
Believe me, I have absolutely no idea. It just kind of came out, I explicated sheepishly. I looked up to Adam's eyes dead set on me.
"And Esme, you let her do that to you?" He questioned.
Esme gulped. "It's only fair. I mean, I've drained her of so much come by then, anyway."
Damn, Esme, that's a… creative response, I thought to her.
I couldn't let you have all the fun, was her saucy reply.
"And how does her come taste?" He wondered curiously. I could tell Jasper was increasingly uncomfortable. My heart went out to my twin.
Esme put her hands on the table and looked at him. "Now, why should I share that delicious secret with you?"
"Jesus Christ," I heard Jasper mutter.
"You bad girl," Adam laughed and Esme leaned back in her chair, "Rosalie, you know what I want."
"Yes," Edward, do not come after me. I'll be back… actually, there's a good chance that I won't be back.
"What are you talking about?" Edward whispered to me.
That's the thing, I'm talking, but you have to what I'm saying. You can't come after me and you can't Emmett come after me, or Carlisle, or anybody. Do not let anything happen to Esme. Don't even let her leave the fucking house. Do you understand me?
"Yes," he said and I took a deep breath.