Title: Defender
Pairings/Characters: Tifa
Rating: G
Note: Part of an upcoming moresome fic involving ZCTA
Prompt: Alternate Universe

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"Alright, just get in there and show 'em what you're made of." Nodding to herself in the mirror, Tifa rolled her shoulders a bit as she took a few mock swings at her reflection.

A quick warm up would make the fight go easier, and unless someone was cheating, she would be bringing them home 2,000 gil tonight. It would hold them over for a while, at least until the next tournament, but she'd have to be careful of the shadier parts of Midgar's slums.

"Aeris can depend on me while those jokers are off playing SOLDIER," she muttered decisively.

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Title: Truth
Pairings/Characters: Aerith, Zack
Rating: G
Prompt: Dreams

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She had been dreaming of him again.

Physically—and mentally—tired, Aerith wearily leaned back from the garden, soil-covered hands lightly folding in the material of her pink dress.

Sometimes it was hard to keep up the front that everything was okay.

'I should know', she thought bitterly. 'I've been doing it for four years .'

Sighing, Aerith slowly cleared her mind and finally let herself think objectively. If he really was gone, then why hadn't his spirit come back to see her before its rejoining with the Lifestream?

Because, something within her said, he's not really gone.

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Title: Sharing is Caring
Pairings/Characters: Aeris/Tifa/(Cloud)
Rating: PG-13, Aeris is a bit crude.
Prompt: Kinks and fetishes
Note: This is a teaser for another fic I'm working on. :3

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Cloud paused as Tifa bared herself, his eyes widening as he greedily took in the sight of her.

"Who the hell put all those marks on you?"

"You're so clueless, Cloud," she muttered. "We've been hinting and insinuating, and all but begging you to join us. It's like you're oblivious or something."

He frowned. "We?"

"Tifa and I," a gentle voice whispered, sliding slender arms around his waist. "Isn't she just beautiful with that light in her eyes, my marks on her breasts, and probably still wet from me playing with her?"

"A-Aeris?" Cloud gasped.

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Title: The Little Guy
Pairings/Characters: Zack, Angeal
Rating: PG
Prompt: Pets

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"Heeeey!"

Angeal paused as his student caught his attention. "Yes?"

Zack glanced around before leaning close in a conspiratorial manner. "Have you seen Little Zack yet? He's about this long," he measured about a foot with his hands, "He's not fat but he's young, so I'm trying to keep my eye on him—"

The First Class blinked in bemusement, his eyebrows furrowing in surprise. Was Zack really asking if he'd seen…

"There you are!" Zack cried.

Angeal watched as Zack scooped up a squirming ferret and cradled it to his chest.

Gods, not another one.

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Title: New Things
Pairings/Characters: Zack, Cloud
Rating: PG
Prompt: Phone

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"So what're you wearing, babe?"

"Zack! Stop being an idiot!"

"Oh c'mon, just a hint! Just tell me and I won't bother you for the rest of the night."

"…"

"Well?"

"Sleep pants, socks, and a tank top."

"No no no no no! That's not how you do it, Cloud! You're supposed to say, 'Nothing but a smile baby.' And do it in the sexiest voice possible!"

"Get real, Zack."

"What a spoil sport! You're no fun at all!"

"Uh-huh, hanging up now, Zack."

"It's called phone sex, babe, you should try it sometime."

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Title: Porn Star
Pairings/Characters: Sephiroth, Zack
Rating: PG
Prompt: The Internet

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"Zackary, kindly leave me alone please. I am not in the mood for your particular brand of humor today," Sephiroth told his Second as he brushed past him. For some reason he'd been trying to keep the man away from his computer monitor today.

"Um, Seph, you might not wanna--"

Too late. The silver-haired man entered his office and froze as he caught sight of his computer monitor.

Zack scratched his head sheepishly as Sephiroth pointedly looked from him to the monitor, his gaze appraising.

"Zackary," he started slowly, "why is there a naked picture of yourself on there?"

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Title: In Short
Pairings/Characters: Tifa
Rating: PG
Prompt: Tifa Lockhart

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She was a healer, a nurturer, and a fighter all in one.

She'd been a terrorist, planting bombs in reactors and jumping from trains to land in graceful crouches on the ground, and then she'd gone home afterwards to cook, clean, and read stories to a little girl.

She had been jailed by ShinRa and survived to see its very downfall. She'd fought Sephiroth and Jenova, threats to the very Planet itself, before turning around and settling down to raise orphans and run a bar.

And now?

She was gonna kick Cloud's ass for running away.

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Title: A Slight Slip
Pairings/Characters: Zack, Cloud, Sephiroth
Rating: PG
Prompt: Tongue-Tied
Note: *hangs head in shame* I know, I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist! ;-;

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"Now remember," Sephiroth was saying as the truck began slowing. "We are not here to do anything but inspect the reactor and clear out a few of the local monsters."

"Alright Seph," Zack muttered. It made Cloud uncomfortable to see his best friend look so uneasy, but he supposed he was entitled to it; he wouldn't be a First Class if he didn't show some caution.

Cloud twitched as that green gaze settled on him and the other trooper. "Understood?"

"Uh, yes Sir, Sexiroth Sir."

Pause.

Zack's howling laughter was enough to startle all of Nibelheim awake.

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Title: Quirks
Pairings/Characters: OCs
Rating: PG-13, a bit crude
Prompt: Zack Fair

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"And then I told him, 'Sorry, babe, we're just not compatible.' He's just the cutest thing, but you'd never think that he had such weird habits."

"Like what, Sheryl?"

"Uh, don't tell anyone I told you this, okay?"

"Sure."

"He used to do this thing where he'd put your head in his lap, while the other person fucked you."

"That's it?"

"No, then he'd slap you in the face with his big fat dick."

"...and you're complaining?"

"Gods, yes! 'Suckit suckit suckit' gets a little tiring after awhile."

"…what's his number?"


Quiet: I know, I know! Bad Quiet! XD