Disclaimer: No, the characters are not mine - I'm just borrowing them.

A simple list, written by yours truly, with some help from Kay.


Ten Slytherin Pick-Up Lines to get into Harry Potter's Pants.


Fine Line

There's a fine line between love and hate, rage and lust… care to cross it?

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Slytherin

I hear you have some Slytherin in you – want some more?

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Snakes

I hear you're a parselmouth… wanna pat my snake?

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Scars

That's quite an impressive scar you've got there. Can I check your body for others?

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Bed

I hear you have your own bed in the hospital wing – let's use it.

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Seeker

You're the youngest seeker in a century… want to handle my broom?

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Charms

I hear you're great at Charms – you certainly charmed your way into my pants.

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Divination

I can see the future. It involves you, me and a bed.

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Wand

Would you like to hold my… wand?

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Invisibility

I hear you have an invisibility cloak? Well, without a cloak, I can make all your clothes disappear.