Alright so in all honesty I don't know where I'm gonna go with this fic, oneshot or no, that is the question. It just seemed like something fun to write and I love me some Robert Downey Jr. So if you would all be so kind to review I'd be much obliged. oh yeah and I dont own Iron Man that is all Marvel Comics and whatnot.

He was at a soiree sipping a martini when he happened to glance to his left. Now,usually glancing was something that the billionaire did not do because the daring in him made it so that he did more than glance. In this instance he did not because it seemed this person he was glancing at was a tad angry.

"Fuck you asshole!"

"Look are being an unreasonable bitch, now sit down,"the embarrassed man hissed.

"I am not a puppet; I'm a woman, you know a creature with breasts who gets extremely pissed off at pretentious bastards."

"Mina," he hissed again his voice rising.

"You touch my arm and you know I know at least fourteen extremely gratifying ways of breaking it."

"Look stop being a child!"

"Me catching you in bed with two women at the same time doesn't warrant for a little anger?"


"Once again I say,fuck you asshole," and with that Mina proceeded to break his nose and turned away, "and don't call me baby."

Tony Stark took another swallow of his martini and turned to look at her more closely. She had short brown hair that curled prettily around her forehead. She had a cute nose that was slightly upturned and dainty lips that at the moment were in a pout. Her eyes he noted as he couldn't help but stare were two different colors. One eye was a hazel-green and the other was a sky blue. They were enshrouded in thick beautiful lashes and accentuated by thin brushstroke eyebrows.

"What are you looking at?"

"What," he said snapping out his daze. Had he been staring? Yes, at her-

"Eyes up here you!"

"You," he smiled a cocky grin on his face, "are beautiful. I was just looking, no harm in that right?"

"Bartender a beer please, this jackass warrants some," she said icily as she walked over to him, on beautifully shaped legs he noted.

"Why were you looking at me like that?"

"What, like I said your a ravishing beauty. Damn it! I thought I was being subtle."

She gave him a wry smile and looked down at the man who was whimpering on the floor grasping his nose. She then threw down a napkin from the bar and sat beside him. He found that her scent was just as intoxicating as the rest of her body.

"You, uh, do that to guys often," he said glancing down at the poor bastard as a stream of curses filtered out of his mouth.

"No," she smiled as her drink was placed in front of her," I don't. Aaron here was sleeping with two women in our hotel room. He was my fiancee."


"Yeah, tell me about it," she said as she gulped down the bottle.

"So,being newly single what are your plans?"

"Well, I'm not going to sleep with you Mr. Stark, I'm not a whore."

"No, no you're not, but with legs like those I think you're going to have remind men often."

She laughed gently and took a small sip of her beer. He knew that she liked him. It was only a matter of time...

"Well I have to start packing. It was nice meeting you, at least you're upfront about what you want.

"I am. And right now I want you."

Her eyes met his and he could see her breath quicken a little. She was more into him than she let on. She shrugged her shoulders reached for her purse which was resting on the counter.

"I'm not one to give into such carnal pleasures Mr. Stark."

"Please call me Tony, and if you don't mind me pointing out the obvious, that's not what that man's face says.