Five More Minutes

Disclaimer:Unfortunately, my name got lost under some papers and Davies left Moffat in charge of the series, instead of me. I really should take it up with him, the bloody alien conman.

A/N: This one was fun to write, but SPOILERS FOR "LET'S KILL HITLER" (how ironic, given the title). Ahh, such a great episode!

Chapter 33: Spoilers (100 words)

"River Song."

"The one and only."

"You killed the Doctor."

"Yes, and I've regenerated twice since. I'm surprised you recognised me."

"You set up your own parents."

"Can't forget I was named after myself."

"You've put graffiti on famous archaeological artefacts throughout all of time and space."

"You stowed away on the TARDIS!"

"Hey, how do you know that?"

"Daughter of the TARDIS, love."

"But you're something like dead and uploaded to a computer that was made from the brain of a dying girl."

"With the remains of my archaeological team, of course."

"Wait, how do you know that?"