Dancing Fools 5

Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel or Hasbro. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Red Witch owns the Misfits!

Chapter 10: Finale!

Well, ladies and gentlemen, we've had a lot of fun on today's show!

Cobra Commander yelled,

"We haven't! We kept getting hit!"

He got hit with a mallet,

"OW! You see!"

Red Witch rolled her eyes,

"Whatever. Now, for all those that want to call in, do so after the show. Not earlier; you're votes won't count."

Multiple, broadcasting from TV, said,

"This just in, from the Multiple News Network: A woman matching Rev. Styrker's description was seen heading into ABC studios earlier today and was presently condemning the recent mutant hating actions and tried to endorse a 'Hug-a-Mutant' foundation. This led to a bullet riddled corpse falling thirty stories from the building, and permanently paving the streets with blood. It is confirmed at this hour that it is in fact, Rev. Stryker who was killed."

He shuffled the papers,

"In a related story, Persiana13's whereabouts continue to remain unknown at this time. It is rumored that he and Red Witch have fled the country in order to escape massive copyright lawsuits from ABC studios. Police are warning the general public to stay away from these two individuals, who have been known to commit extortion in exchange for random acts of insanity. This is Jamie Madrox, reporting from the Multiple News Network news desk. Thank you and good night."

Huh, what do you know? I'm a wanted fugitive. I think I'll go to the Caymans for a few months, till the heat dies down.

The author rushed out of the studio. Red Witch said,

"I think I'll join him."

She also rushed out; the sounds of a plane taking off could be heard.

After a few moments of awkward silence, Magneto asked,

"Did he lock us in here?"

Beast observed,

"It would appear so."

Magneto screamed,

"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!"

Wanda yelled,

"Shut up!"

She hit Magneto over the head with a mallet, smiling,

"That's better. Now, I know this thing works."

Blob finished,

"And knowing is half the battle."

An awkward silence followed. Professor Xavier said exhaustively,

"I'm going to go get drunk."

Gen. Hawk said,

"I'll think I'll join you."

End of Dancing Fools 5