Yet another of my random crossovers. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I own neither Naruto nor iCarly.
"You did what?!" Carly demanded of her brother, Spencer, looking at him as if he had just grown another head. "How could you allow two people we don't even know to live here for nine months without asking me?!"
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time." Spencer replied as he munched on his cereal. "And besides, Principal Franklin personally asked me to house them." Carly looked slightly curious at this revelation.
"Why would he ask you to house two complete strangers?" she asked.
"In my defense, you didn't give me enough time to finish explaining." Spencer said as he put his now empty bowel and spoon into the sink. "But the reason is because the two of them are students a year older than you who are part of some sorta transfer program from Japan."
"Wait, Japan?" Carly asked, thinking back to the last time she dealt with people from Japan. "They're not gonna be like Kyoko and Yuki, are they?"
"No, no, no!" Spencer interjected, knowing what she meant. "At least, I hope not."
"Me too." Carly said, nodding. "So, when are they supposed to show up? I mean tomorrow is the first day of school after all."
"They should be showing up…" Spencer began. There was a knock at the door. "Right about now." Carly shook her head, albeit with a smile on her face, at her brother's forgetfulness. "Coming!" Spencer ran over to the door and opened it. "Yello?"
"Are you Spencer Shay?" Carly heard a monotonous voice ask her elder brother.
"Yep, that's me!" Spencer happily replied as he turned to allow the guests entrance. "Please, come in." Both of people in the hall walked in and Carly couldn't help but stare at the two of them. The first one to walk in was, Carly assumed, the one with the monotonous voice. He had pitch-black hair, blood red eyes, and had an apathetic look on his face. He was wearing a loose black shirt with some sort of weird red and white fan (A/N: The Uchiha Clan crest, obviously.) on it, as well as baggy black pants, bandages going from each forearm all the way down to his hands, and black sandals. In each of his hands, he held two rather large and heavy looking bags. The second one to walk in instantly reminded Carly of Sam. He had spiky blond hair, sea blue eyes, and three whisker-like marks on each of his cheeks, but what truly made her think of her best friend as the smile on his face. It may have looked innocent enough to the untrained eye, but after hanging out with Sam, she could easily see the faintest traces of mischief in his smile. This one was wearing a black shirt as well, but his had a large, red spiral in the center, normal blue jeans, and sandals exactly like the other boy, except his were blue instead of black. Like the other boy, he, too, had two large, heavy looking bags in his hands. Spencer walked over next to Carly and stood next to her. "Well. Like you know, I'm Spencer Shay, and this munchkin is my little sister, Carly."
"Hey." Carly said timidly, waving to the two foreign boys.
"What's up?" the blond boy said, closing his eyes and grinning broadly. It was then that she noticed his larger than normal canines. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Nice to meet you!"
"Hn." the other boy grunted. "Sasuke Uchiha. Thanks for allowing us to stay here." Carly was right in assuming he was the one with the monotonous voice.
"No problemo!" Spencer said happily, glad to see that his and his sister's new roomies were decent people. He then walked over to the stairs and beckoned Carly, Naruto, and Sasuke to follow. "Come on, I'll show you where your room is- oof!" Spencer tripped up the stairs. Upon standing back up, he looked at the three teens somewhat embarrassed. "I meant to do that." Carly shook her head while Sasuke smirked slightly. Naruto, on the other hand, chuckled lightly.
"I'm assuming stuff like this happens often?" Naruto asked, turning to Carly as they climbed the stairs.
"No, no. Only… All the time." Carly replied, causing Naruto to let out an amused laugh.
"Any-hoo!" Spencer said as he opened a door just down the hall from Carly's room and the iCarly studio. It wasn't anything special, just a rather large room with two beds, a table with a lamp between the beds, two dressers, a green carpet, white walls, and a bathroom. "Here ya go! It may be a little plain, but please, feel free to decorate it any way you guys desire!"
Both Naruto and Sasuke walked over to a bed, Naruto on the right, Sasuke on the left, and dropped their bags, resulting in four loud thumping sounds. They then looked over at Spencer and Carly and bowed. "Thank you." they said simultaneously.
Spencer bowed back, albeit rather sloppily, and Carly did the same, except she did it with grace. "Don't mention it." Spencer said as he laughed and waved his hand slightly. "Now, if you guys need anything, I'm the first door on the right when you enter the front door. Nighty night." They all bade him goodnight as he walked towards his room, leaving Carly in the room with Naruto and Sasuke.
"Well, school starts at 8:00 A.M., so I'll see you in the morning." Carly said, also walking out of the room.
"Goodnight, Carly-san!" Naruto said cheerfully.
"Hn, goodnight," Sasuke stoically said to the retreating girl as he closed the door. Both him and Naruto let out sighs.
"Yo, Teme." Naruto said as he began unpacking his bags.
"What, Dobe?" Sasuke replied as he, too, began unpacking.
"How'd we get stuck in this situation?" Naruto asked as he put his large scroll on top of his dresser.
"I blame Tsunade." Sasuke said as he put his katana on top of his dresser.
Flashback…(Cuz what kind of Naruto fanfic would it be without one?)
"Nine months?! Please, please, please tell me you're joking, Baa-chan!" Naruto shouted at Tsunade as he and Sasuke stood in front of her desk.
"No, I'm not." Tsunade replied before punching the top of his head. "Now shut up and listen to the briefing." She pulled out a rather large scroll and unfurled it. "Now, I'm going to tell this to the both of you, this is a Diplomacy and information gathering mission. I don't know how much I can stress this, but under no circumstances, save for a life-and-death situation, are you allowed to blow your cover and reveal that you are shinobi. Do I make myself clear?" Naruto and Sasuke nodded once.
"Where is the exact location of this mission, Tsunade-sama?" Sasuke asked the busty Hokage.
"I was getting to that." Tsunade replied, slightly agitated, and she then looked at the scroll in her hands. "Seattle, Washington in the United States, you'll be staying in the Bushwell Plaza, with a 'Spencer Shay' and his sister 'Carly Shay' in apartment 8C. You guys know English, right?" They nodded again. "Good. Now, you two, I need you to be at the main gate to the village by nine tomorrow morning, where you will meet your guide." They both nodded for a third time and turned to leave. "Oh, and you two?" They looked at her. "Have fun back in school."
"N-Nani?!" Naruto yelled
Naruto sighed. "Man, I can't believe Baa-chan's making us go to school, I mean, what's the point of it? We sure as Hell don't need any further education." He then took off his shirt and plopped down on his bed with his hands behind his head.
"Whining isn't going to change anything, so we may as well just accept the situation that we're in." Sasuke said to his best friend, also removing his shirt and lying down on his bed with one hand behind his head. He used the other to turn off the light. "Night, Dobe."
"Night, Teme." Naruto sleepily replied before quickly falling asleep.
7:09 A.M. the next morning…
Carly came down the stairs the next morning to the familiar smell of bacon, eggs, sausage, and toast, as well as an unfamiliar smell. She looked into the kitchen and saw Spencer eating eggs and talking (or at least attempting to) to Sasuke, who was wearing loose white shirt that exposed part of his well toned and muscled chest and another pair of baggy black pants, and silently munching on a piece of toast, while Naruto, who was wearing a plain blue t-shirt and bright orange pants, noisily slurped noodles out of a bowel using chopsticks. After he drank all of the broth out of the bowel, she noticed five other empty bowels in front of him.
"Hey, Carly-o!" Spencer called out when he noticed his little sister coming down the stairs. "Hey, hurry up and eat, we've gotta get these to school by 7:45 so they can talk with principal Franklin."
"Nah, it's fine." Sasuke said as he and Naruto stood up when Carly sat down and put some bacon and eggs on her plate. "We'll just walk, so go ahead and take your time."
"Yeah, we'll see ya there, Carly-san!" Naruto said, grinning, as he put his six empty bowels into the sink. "See ya when we get back, Spencer-san!"
"Coolio." Spencer said just before the front door closed.
"So, what are they like?" Carly asked as she started on her breakfast.
"Well," Spencer began, "that Sasuke's not much of a talker, but Naruto, hoo boy, he's a funny one. Does he remind you of Sam, too?"
"Oddly enough, yes, yes he does." Carly replied as she finished her bacon and eggs.
"Whew." Spencer said, wiping imaginary sweat off his brow. "So, I'm not going crazy." Carly gave him a look. "Crazier."
"That's better." Carly said, causing them both to laugh. Several moments into their laughter, there was a knock on the door. "It's open!" Carly called, already knowing who it was.
"What up, Car-lay!" Sam called as she and Freddie waltzed into their second home. "Yo, Spence."
"Hey, Carly, Spencer." Freddie said as he closed the door behind him and Sam.
"Hey, guys." Carly and Spencer replied simultaneously.
"You ready for school?" Sam asked, the last word passing through her lips like acid.
Carly looked at her clock and noticed it was already 7:32. "Oh, chiz! It's that late already? Let's go, Spencer!"
"On it!" Spencer said as he grabbed his keys and ushered the three teens out the door.
15 minutes later, at Ridgeway…
"Man, I hate school." Sam whined as she pushed open the doors to school.
"We heard you the first fifteen times, Sam." Freddie agitatedly said as he and Carly followed the meat-loving girl.
"Nobody asked you, Freddork." Sam coolly replied.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, PUCKETT?!" Freddie yelled, frustrated.
"WHAT, BENSON?!" Sam yelled back louder, though a slight smirk was playing on her lips.
"Guys, come on, now's not the time." Carly said, exasperated. She jumped a little when she felt a forearm on her shoulder, and looked over to see Naruto, with Sasuke next to him.
"Hey, Carly-san." Naruto said to her, smiling happily. He then looked up at the feuding 'couple,' who hadn't noticed either Naruto or Sasuke since they were too engrossed in their meaningless argument. "So, who are the lovebirds?" This line, however, instantly got their attention and caused Carly to gasp.
"WE ARE NOT LOVEIRDS!!!" Sam turned and yelled at Naruto, her face bright red from anger and embarrassment, as was Freddie's, who also turned to look at the person who said such a ridiculous statement.
"Suuuuure you aren't." Naruto taunted, his happy smile turning into a foxy grin. "What do you think, Teme?" He turned to his best friend and nudged him lightly with his elbow. Sasuke reciprocated by quickly cracking his knuckles into the side of Naruto's head.
"Leave me out of this, Dobe." Sasuke said, the sound of his voice causing Sam and Freddie to look over at him. Sam's jaw dropped slightly, but her face still held its enraged and embarrassed expression, when she saw what Sasuke was wearing.
"Hold on just a sec!" Sam yelled, getting over the initial shock of the accusation and Sasuke's chest. "Who are you two, anyway?"
"Naruto Uzumaki, at your service!" Naruto happily said, removing his arm from Carly's shoulder and giving Sam and Freddie a mock salute. Sam glared slightly at the loud (Not that she had room to talk) blond.
"Sasuke Uchiha." Sasuke simply replied, looking at Sam and Freddie.
"Carly, you know these guys?" Freddie asked apprehensively, seemingly forgetting his shouting match with Sam.
"Yes. No. Well, kinda." Carly said, not sure herself which was the right answer.
"Which one is it girl?" Sam asked her best friend, looking away from Naruto and Sasuke.
"They're my new roommates?" Carly said, though it came out more as a question than a statement.
This may not be the best chapter out there, but I hope you all enjoyed it. Please R&R.