Jarod: Which chicken? Which road? Wouldn't it be safer for farmers to keep their chickens in some kind of pen so they don't get run over?

Child telling joke [staring at him]: You've never heard the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke before?

Jarod: It's a joke?

Child [slowly, as to an idiot]: Yeeesss. The answer is: "To get to the other side."

Jarod [thinking about it]: Oh. Oh! That's really quite funny! [Laughs]

Child walks away shaking his head.