Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction featuring characters from the show, "General Hospital" and settings from various works of fiction. Copyright infringement is not intended and no money is being made from these drabbles.

A/N: There are a set of ten drabbles, thus far, each with a different crossover setting.

"I don't care what you say," Jason looked at his protégé as though the kid had lost his mind, "there is no way a spider could write that."

"Stone Cold," Spinelli shook his head in disbelief, "the Jackal highly doubts that it was inscribed by the lone occupant of this barnyard domicile. It must've been penned by the arachnid. They are highly intelligent and noble creatures."

Wilbur snorted, affronted by the younger man's words.

"Well," Spinelli backtracked, "that is not to say that the porcine one is not also highly intelligent and noble."

Charlotte, watching the exchange from above, giggled.

A/N: So, what do you think?