AN: Crack-fic/ parody/ humour.


I had just put the phone down from talking to the pizza place and sat down next to my mate, Jasper.

"Let's play truth or dare.," Emmett suddenly said, causing me to go into a vision.


We all sat in a circle and, as always it was Emmett's turn first.

Emmett made a face which he called his 'thinking' face. A few minutes later his face turned into his usual big grin.

"Bella. Truth or Dare?" Emmett asked, staring at her.

"Uh- Dareā€¦" Bella decided, stuttering while eyeing Emmett warily.

Emmett grinned, pleased with this answer.

"I dare you to kiss the next person who knocks the door." Emmett said finally, after a pregnant pause.

"'Kay" Bella replied, looking relaxed.

Like magic, there was a knock at the door.

Bella stood up and opened it and frowned. Bella and I had thought that Edward was the one who had knocked. Obviously, we were wrong. I looked around her shoulder to see who it was and bust into a fit of giggles.

End Of Vision


We where playing truth or dare while sitting in a circle. And Emmett was the first to go. This can't be good.

"Bella, I dare you to kiss the next person who knocks the door," Emmett finally said.

I mentally groaned. Hopefully, it's Edward


There was a knock at the door, like some cheesy movie.

I stood up and walked to the door, hearing Alice follow me. I opened it silently wishing it was Edward. As soon as I saw who it was, my eyes widened, and blood flushed my usually pale cheeks. It was Carlisle.

I looked over my shoulder, seeing everyone laughing, holding their stomachs. I glared at them. They were great friends.

I looked back at Carlisle who was looking at me completely confused.

I smiled sheepishly and quickly kissed him on the cheek and then ran back to the circle.

"Hey! You didn't kiss him! You were supposed to kiss him on the lips!" Emmett protested, pointing to his lips as if to illustrate his point.

"You didn't say where." I argued, smirking when he frowned. I won that one.

"Emmett, truth or dare?" I asked, knowing that he'd pick dare.

"Dare," He answered predictable, while puffing his chest out.

"I dare you to eat a bar of Chocolate." It was a stupid dare, but I was all I could think of.

Emmett's face paled, obviously regretting picking this game.

"But-" He protested but Alice interrupted him

"A dare's a dare Emmett," she stated, smiling innocently.

He groaned in defeat and looked at me expectantly. I threw him one of my Chomp's and he caught it mid way, easily.

Emmett looked at it as if it where an alien offering him a house to live in.

Then he slowly unwrapped it and took a nibble, his face turned into relief as he tasted it.

When he finished eating it, his face was hilarious; his eye's were screwed shut, his mouth was pursed and he had his hand over his mouth.

When he started to heave, he ran to the bathroom, causing us all to laugh.

The door suddenly flew open and Edward was standing there with a look of pure rage on his face.

"Your playing human games while Victoria is still on the loose?" Edward practically roared incredulously.