Games

"Hello, spy." Naruto said.

"I'm not a spy." Kabuto sighed, not looking up from his book.

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not."

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am."

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am."

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am."

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am."

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am!" Kabuto stood up and closed his book. "I am a spy for Orochimaru and you should arrest me right now!"

"Okay." Naruto shrugged.

Before Kabuto knew what had happened, he was in handcuffs (Don't ask if I know whether they have handcuffs or not). Kabuto glared at Naruto.

"I hate you."

Naruto smiled. "No, you don't."

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Why is Kabut still friends with Naruto? The world may never know.