I got back into this series after not watching it for awhile, but then I read the manga and remembered how awesome it is. There's a manga, too. Did you know that? I like it. It's got a lot of GrimXMandy in it, and I think Billy would be better, since Grim's so much older…. I'm getting ADD again. Oh look! A chicken!
THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS!!
Dracula: Why everything always lasers with you?
Nergal: Because LASERS are what the people want!
Dracula: Hmph… Smoke machines cooler…
Nergal: Nuh-uh! *sticks tongue out* Now on with the assigning! Invader Irwin.
Irwin: Yes sir!
Nergal: You have been assigned to planet Jefferbia, home of the giant spiders.
Irwin: Eep! Grandpapa!!
Dracula: Shut up, boy! When Dracula was your age, he was fighting off giant spiders and makin' 'em CRY!! Now you'll go there and LIKE IT!
Irwin: Yes sir…
Nergal: Heey! You've gotten taller since last time! Because of your increased height, you will instead go to Canadia, a planet entirely made of candy.
Irwin: Yeah! All right, yo!
Nergal: Invader Kenny, you will go to Jefferbia in his place.
Kenny: Mmm hmm fmm… (Yes, THAT Kenny)
Kyle: Oh my God! You've killed Kenny!
Stan: You're too early for that. He's not dead.
Kyle: So? It's gonna happen sooner or later!
Dracula: Who they?
Nergal: Next is… Invader Mindy.
Mindy: Like, I'd better not get sent to a planet of LOOSERS!
Dracula: Shut up, girl! Ain't nobody like you!
Junior: Wait! My Tallest!
Dracula: Huh? Who that kid?
Nergal: Son? I thought you were grounded!
Junior: Oh, I quit when I heard about this!
Nergal: You can't QUIT being grounded! What did your mother have to say about this?
Junior: Um…. She said it was okay.
Nergal: Oh, well then. Okay. But you can't go on this mission.
Dracula: Cause you stupid!
Junior: You don't even know me.
Dracula: So? Dracula can sense stupid!
Junior: Oh, cool.
Nergal: You're not going, son.
Junior: But Daaaad!! Everybody else is going!!!
Nergal: If everybody else jumped off a bridge, would you want to do it too?
Junior: Yes. Yes I would. But then I would turn into a bat and fly away before I hit the bottom, and I would laugh, laugh at their stupidity and say that they are all fools, and smile at the sweet victory of their deaths. *smile sweetly*
Nergal: Oh, well, that's good. But you still can't go. Remember what you were grounded for?
Junior: But Dad! I apologized for that!
Nergal: Someone cutting in line is no excuse for going on a murderous rampage and destroying a small village!
Junior: But I put the fires out!
Nergal: You made them worse!
Junior: Worse… Or better? *smile*
Nergal: *sigh* Okay, you can go!
Nergal: Go to Endsville and take it over in the name of the underworld, and all that.
Junior: Hey… That's where cousin Billy lives.
Nergal: Oh, yeah. That's right. Go stay at his house while you're there. I'm sure your aunt and uncle won't mind.
Junior; Yess! Victory shall be mine!! *runs off*
Junior: *knocks on door*
Billy's mom: Hel-lo!
Junior: Hi, Aunt Gladys. I'm here for Billy.
Billy's mom: Oh, he's his in room playing with his friend Mandy and that HORRIBLE skeleton!!! *happy again* Come on in!
(in Billy's room)
Junior: Hi, Billy.
Billy: Oh, hiya, Junior!
Mandy: Oh… It's that freak kid again.
Junior: I'm NOT a freak!
Mandy: Why are you here? No one likes you.
Junior: WELL, I'm most CERTAINLY not out to conquer the Earth in the name of THE UNDERWORLD, if you're wondering.
Mandy: You're weird.
Junior: Am not!! Take that back!!
Grim: Hey… I think he's out to conquer the Earth in the name of the Underworld!
Billy: Nuh-uh, Grim! He just said he WASN'T out to conquer Earth in the name of the Underworld! Learn to listen!
Grim: You really ARE an idiot. I was doubtin' it there for awhile. He's the son of Nergal! He wants to enslave everyone here! And since I'm stuck here, that includes me!
Mandy: He's not gonna enslave the Earth before me, Grim.
Grim: Oh, he'll find a way!
Mandy: Yeah, right.
Billy: OOH! LESS MAKE BISCUITS!!
Grim: Listen to me, woman! I'm the Grim Reaper, for corn's sake!
Mandy: Why do you have to have a head? Oh, wait, no you don't. *throws Grim's head against the wall*
Grim: AAGH! Me head! Over here, body! Ohhh, once I get me head back on me shoulders, you are in for a world of pain!
*** END OF ONESHOT***
SKOODGE= KENNY MCCORMICK