Discalimer: I do not own Twilight, Stephenie Meyer does, but I do own the boobs on my chest... or at least... what's there.

A/N: Sooo, I know it's been a while and you guys are probably annoyed with me just like everyone is annoyed with the overly-drunk girl at the party... yeahhh, S'okay I understand. BUT! I come baring apologies and a new chapter for my story! BY THE WAY! I'd like to dedicate this chapter BRANDNEWEYES because, I feel kinda bad that she's just reviewing all the chapters she missed and not getting anything in return so.... I'm giving you the chapter! (A lot of people would like this so you'd better be happy, hoe!)


I'm writing a new story called "Mend This Heart" look out for it because it's totally different from anything I've ever written on fanfic before. I think it might just be my favorite project yet!



I looked down at my stomach in this sundress that Alice bought me years ago, but was three sizes too big. I never had a chance to wear it, but now, the dress fully exposes my now, quite pregnant looking stomach. I sighed and walked out into the living room where Jacob lounged, watching the TV.

"Okay, I'm ready." I sighed, feeling fat and tired.

"You look absolutely beautiful." Jacob smiled, getting up from the sofa and wrapped his arms around me. I buried my face into his chest and cried. "What's wrong?" He asked, rubbing my back.

"I'm huge." I cried. Jacob laughed and pulled my back at an arm's length to look at me.

"No you're not. You're stomach may be sticking out, but you are perfect. You have a wonderful, gorgeous motherly glow and the rest of you is skinny, even if your belly isn't." He smiled. I sighed and wiped my eyes.

"Fine, let's go." I sighed. Jacob helped me into the car and closed the door for me. Jacob sat in the driver's seat and sighed.

"C'mon it can't be that bad. I'm sure they'll be more happy then wanting to kill you." I smiled and rubbed Jacob's back. He shook his head and laughed.

"I sure do hope so." Jacob pulled out of the driveway and drove down the road from Seattle towards Olympia. The drive was around an hour or so, but when we arrived at my parent's house…it felt like we could definitely use more time.

"This is it." I grabbed Jacob's hand and we walked up the front porch steps. He squeezed my hand before I knocked three times on the front door. They're was a loud squeal before the door flung open and Alice spun me into her arms.

"I haven't seen you in forever!" Alice squealed. She spun me around and I could feel my stomach churning.

"Alice." I warned and she backed up, looking down at me.

"What's with the uh…the belly?" She asked her smile fading.

"Little sister!" Emmett called from the staircase and jumped off of the stairs, skipping at least six or seven stairs.

"Oh shit." Jacob muttered. Jasper materialized from the kitchen and his face lit up as he raced Emmett to get to me first.

Emmett shoved Jasper and Jasper elbowed Emmett in the ribs in the battle of the brothers. Emmett and Jasper immediately stopped when their eyes dropped towards my stomach.

"Hi." I waved weekly and Jacob's hand began to sweat, intertwined with mine.

Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and now Rosalie stood, pilled in front of the doorway staring at my stomach.

"Can we come in?" I asked, laughing nervously. They parted on either side of the doorway and Jacob and I shuffled in. My parent's, Edward and Bella, came walking into the living room where we all stood awkwardly. Carlisle and Esme came shuffling in and stared as well.

"So, uh. How are you guys?" Jacob asked. I turned towards him and he shrugged. I shook my head and looked back at my brother's Jasper and Emmett, standing with their wives, Alice and Rosalie. My parent's were shocked and Carlisle and Esme didn't look much better.

"Fine…" Edward broke the silence.

"Well, um this is Adam…Adam Joseph. And uh, he's due September 12." I laughed nervously. Alice and Rosalie smiled and Bella did too. Edward looked about as happy as he was going to get and Carlisle and Esme looked like they were about to cry they were so happy. Emmett's face turned bright red as he lunged for Jacob.

"Stop!" Rosalie yelled and grabbed his arm. She smacked him upside the head and Emmett winced.

"What the hell Rose?" Emmett complained.

"Stop it, you should be proud! You're going to have a nephew soon." She smiled. Emmett crossed his arms and huffed.

"Whatever." He mumbled, acting like a little kid. Jasper smiled a little and Alice jumped up, rubbing my stomach.

"What an amazing name, Adam Joseph…I like it, a lot. That's a good name, how'd you come up with it? Did you both agree on it? What if it was a girl? Are you going to have another one? September 12 he's due. Wow, that's funny. 'Cause you were born September 10 and Bella was born September 11, that's just really funny." Alice continued and Jasper patted her head.

"Has he started to kick yet?" Jasper asked. I shook my head and Jasper nodded. "Good, I heard it hurts a lot." He laughed and I hugged him.

"What? No hug for me?" Emmett asked and I laughed, hugging him as well. Jacob laughed nervously and Emmett shot a look at him. Jacob shut his mouth and I smacked Emmett's arm. Emmett smiled and flashed all of his teeth at Jacob who stood his ground and stared Emmett right in the eye. Then Jacob did something that made me so proud to be married to him…it made me want to jump him right there in front of everyone.

He flashed all of his teeth right back at Emmett.

Emmett huffed, completely offended and walked towards the sofa, sitting down and turning on the TV.

"I'm really happy your having a baby Renesmee." Bella smiled. I hugged my mom and Edward wrapped his arms around the both of us.

"Thank you. Uh, Jake do have the picture?" I asked. Jacob nodded and pulled out the ultra-sound photo from his back pocket and handed it to my mom. Bella gasped and smiled.

"Carlisle, can we photo copy this?" Bella asked. My grandfather nodded, old Esme hanging off of his arm.

"C'mon everyone, let's go make a copy." Esme laughed, all excited. I walked with Jacob up the stairs. I held onto Jacob's hand, pushing off of him to walk up the stairs. Copies were made for everyone and we were talking about plans, jobs, and all that jazz when Alice just had to bring up the one thing she though was important.

"Can I please plan the baby shower? Please, please, please, please, please Nessie-boo oh love of mine." Alice batted her eyes at me.

"Of course Alice, who else would I pick to plan such a tedious, important, life-changing event? You did plan my wedding didn't you?" I laughed.

"Bella, she's so much more easier to deal with then you ever were." Alice joked and Bella smacked Alice's arm.

"Well, I think it's time we head home. My back is killing me." I whined.

"I can always help with that." Jacob whispered so only I could hear as I hugged Alice goodbye. I hugged my parent's and my grandparent's goodbye and hugged Rosalie goodbye as well. Before I left, there was a long and tearful goodbye between my brothers and me. Promises to visit soon and Alice's promises to torture me with baby shower plans were exchanged and Jake helped me into the car as my family waved from the porch.

Jake got into the driver's side and smiled. "Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be." He smiled and kissed me on the mouth. He pulled out of the driveway and held my hand on the way home. We got into bed and I felt my back crack as I tried to turn over.

"Are you okay?" Jake asked, holding my waist.

"Yeah, I just, ouch! Oh, oh my goodness." I held my back around Jake's hand and he got up and walked around the bed and to my side. He scooped me up from the bed and set me on my feet.

"Better?" He asked, holding me upright.

"Mhm." I whimpered.

"No, it's not better. C'mon let's lay you out." He put his hand behind my shoulder and bent down to put his hand beneath my knees.

"No, no. I'm okay. Really." I sighed and Jake looked up at me.

"Renesmee, do you need anything for your back?" He asked. And here's where the weird part comes in. I suddenly felt really, really, really horny. I noticed Jacob's bare, broad, muscular, bronzed, chest and his adorable face. His dark, shaggy hair hung in front of his chocolate eyes, just begging for my fingers to pull on it.

"I don't need anything for my back." I purred, sex dripping from every word. Jacob looked at me with a confused look on his face. I pushed my mouth against his and wrapped my arms around his neck. He picked me up and I wrapped my legs around his thick, muscular torso.

"Jake." I moaned and he responded immediately, rubbing me in every direction. I knew sex was not an option, but you don't have to always have sex, to satisfy your needs. I grabbed at Jacob's upper arms as tendrils of my hair fell onto Jake's face. He sat down on the suede chair next to out bed and I sat on his lap, kissing down his bare chest and neck. He moaned and my loose shirt fell down, revealing my 'Black Bite' and Jacob laughed, kissing it tenderly. I threw my head back as Jacob kissed up my throat and kissed my lip passionately.

"Oh crap." I muttered.

"Hm?" Jake asked, opening his eyes.

"I'm really tired." I sighed, feeling defeated. This damn pregnancy was even messing with my sex life.

"It's okay." He mumbled, he picked me up and placed me on the chair, walking into the bathroom.

"Where are you going?" I called after him.

"I'm going to take a shower." He called back.

"But you just took one." I sighed.

"A cold one." He yelled. I rolled my eyes, instantly feeling terrible for putting Jake in his current position.

"I'm sorry." I called. There was no response from the bathroom, only the sound of the water running in the shower. I sighed and waddled into bed. Twenty minutes later, Jake walked in with his pajama pants on and sat on the bed, wrapping his arms around me.

"Goodnight." He sighed.

"Goodnight." I mumbled. That night, Jake and I fell asleep, intertwined with one another until I was jolted awake by a dire need.

"Jake, Jacob, wake up." I shook him and he lifted his head.

"Huh?" He groaned.

"Jake, I want a milkshake." I shook him and he sat all the way up.

"What?" He asked, looking at me as if I was from another planet.

"I want a milkshake." I smiled. Jacob narrowed his eyes and stared at me.

"What the hell are you talking about?" He cribbed.

"Jacob, can you go out and buy me a milkshake…a peanut butter one." I batted my eyelashes at him and he rolled his eyes.

"Go to sleep Nessie, you're just tired." He rolled over and closed his eyes.

"No, I'm serious. Please?" I bounced up and down, whining.

"Renesmee, the only milkshake place is out in Forks." He complained.

"Oh please, please, please Jacob." I whined.

"Renesmee, I'm exhausted. I'm going to have to drive for about two hours to get you a damn milkshake." He muttered.

"You're having a hard time? Oh, I'm sorry, would you like to carry this heavy ass baby and be cranky and moody all the time?" I cried my voice cracking.

"Jeez, ugh, fine." He rolled out of bed and shoved a pair of Nike's on his feet. "Peanut butter, right?" He rubbed his eyes and looked at me. I nodded and he shook his head before walking out of the door. I laid back and watched the ceiling fan until Jacob got back and handed me the milkshake at least two and a half hours later.

"Here." He spat.

"Thank you." I smiled and kissed his cheek. He crashed into bed and fell asleep, with his shoes on his feet and his keys in his hand. I finished the milkshake and felt a lot better as I lay my head on Jacob's huge, muscular chest and fell asleep, dreaming of Jacob and I skipping through peanut butter cup fields.

* * *

Even my freaking teeth hurt when I woke up. My whole body was aching and shaking. It had been half a month since the milkshake incident and Jake had finally gotten better. I felt like crap and leaned up, looking around. Jacob was at work today and I felt like shit.

"Oh." I groaned, and got out of bed. I took a slow, hot shower, just letting the hot water run over me. When I finally though of a good reason to get out, I stepped out and got dressed. I walked into the kitchen and made eggs, swallowing them hungrily. I walked into the baby's soon-to-be room and held my bulging stomach.

"I love you Adam, you have a wonderful life ahead of you." I smiled, humming to the baby boy inside of me.

"You got that right." Jacob hugged me from behind me.

"Hey, you're home." I smiled, turning around and kissing Jacob warmly. I looked at Jacob and realized he had dark circles under his eyes. "Oh Jake, you look so tired." I stroked his eyelids and he leaned forward a little.

"Yeah, I think I am pretty tired." Jake smiled.

"Go ahead and take a nap." I kissed his cheek and he shook his head.

"No, I wanted to take you out to dinner." Jacob smiled and kissed me.

"Are you serious?" I asked, excited. I hadn't been out to dinner since our honeymoon.

"Yup, I know it's been a while, but, I think we could really use some alone time, me and you, an intimate dinner." He smiled and kissed my neck.

"Okay, sounds good." I laughed as he licked my neck.

"Well, why don't you put a dress on, something nice, not really fancy?" Jacob smiled.

"Oh, okay. I guess I'll go get ready now." I smiled nervously.

"Hey," Jacob grabbed my arm. I turned around and looked at him, "I love you." He smiled. I smiled, feeling relieved.

"I love you too." I laughed and walked off to wear the new maternity dress I had just bought. I slipped on the dress and laughed at myself when it got stuck over my belly. I shoved it over my bump and put on a pair of brown pumps to go with my brown dress. I pulled my hair up and rubbed a light colored lip-gloss on.

I walked out into the living room where Jacob's face lit up when he saw me.

"You look absolutely stunning." He kissed me and wiped the lip-gloss off of his mouth. I laughed, feeling lighthearted. "You might want to take that off or we might have a problem." Jacob laughed suggestively. I wiped the lip-gloss off slowly and all of Jacob's attention was undoubtedly on my mouth.

"I'm ready." I smiled innocently.

"Oh god, this is going to be a long night." He laughed and I held his hand tenderly within mine.

"Isn't that what we want?" I smiled and he helped me out towards the car.

"For two." Jacob smiled at the host. He was a big guy; his arms were bigger than my thighs.

"You got it." He smiled and wagged his eyebrows at me. I had to do a double take, or I wouldn't have believed it.

"Hey baby, name's Philip." He winked. Jacob ceased to notice and I felt my face heat up. Jake turned and smiled at me. I must've looked agitated because he gave me a questioning look.

"Thank you." I smiled when Phillip handed me my menu.

"No problem." Phillip smiled and shoved the menu at Jacob. Jacob obviously caught on to what was going on and held my hand over the table.

"What would you like, love. Order whatever you want." He pushed his lips out and made a smooching noise, winking at me.

"Thank you, sweetheart." I smiled and looked down at my menu.

"What can I get you drink?" Phillip asked, looking annoyed.

"Um, water." I smiled.

"I can't get you a glass of wine or anything?" Phillip asked.

"I'm pregnant." I shook my head. Phillip's eyes widened. This guy must really be an idiot because the baby bump I had was quite noticeable in this dress.

Phillip dropped down to his knees and put his hand on my stomach. "Boy or girl?" He asked.

"Uh." I looked over at Jacob how's eyes were popping out of his head.

"You don't know?" Phillip asked.

"Boy." Jacob spat.

"Nice, what are you guys going to name him?" Phillip asked.

"Adam." Jacob smiled sarcastically.

"Great name, uh so what can I get you sir?" Phillip asked, standing back up.

"I'll have a coke." Jake decided.

"We only have Pepsi." Phillip countered.

"Ah man. Seriously?" Jacob asked Phillip nodded. "Forget it; I'll take an orange soda then." Jacob seemed pissed, and I don't think that the soda had anything to do with it.

"No problem, I'll be right back." He smiled. Jacob rolled his eyes and smiled at me.

"No problem I'll be right back." Jacob mocked Phillip's tone, sounding more like a drag queen. I laughed and Jacob leaned over the table to kiss me.

"Jake, don't worry about it. I'm here for you, with you, and I love you." I smiled and Jake smiled too.

"Oh and you know I love you." He laughed. Phillip came back with our drinks and we ordered sushi to split. The conversation over dinner was nice, and I loved the food -I mean obviously, I'm pregnant.

"Would you like desert?" Jacob asked me before Phillip got the chance to and I laughed.

"I think desert would be nice." I smiled.

"Desert it is, make it happen Phillip." Jacob snapped his fingers and I had to make a huge effort not to bust out laughing.

"What would you like for desert?" Phillip asked.

"Everything with chocolate!" Jacob spread his arms out and laughed. I smiled and shook my head at him. "Oh, I'm sorry…please." Jacob smiled. Phillip snorted and stalked off.

"Jake, c'mon be nice." I pleaded with him and Jacob shook his head.

"I'm having way to much fun." He smiled. I crossed my arms and glared at Jacob.

"I wonder how much fun you'll have by yourself." I snapped. Jacob rolled his eyes.

"C'mon Ness, don't be so cranky. For just five seconds can you just make this night about-" I interrupted Jacob's lecture.

"About what? You and me? Well then, leave Phillip alone and let's make it about you and me." I challenged. Jacob's face defrosted as he stared at me.

"Fine, come sit here." He patted the cushion on the booth beside him. I got up from across the table and sat down with Jacob. He put his arm around my shoulders and kissed my cheek.

"Jake, it's been a while since we've been like this." I smiled. Jacob laughed and hugged me closer.

"As long as we're together," Jacob laughed, "I could care less where we go."

"You really mean that?" I asked, feeling happier now that Jake and I were getting along.

"You and me baby, all the way." He smiled. Phillip came back then with a chocolate cake, some brownies, and chocolate ice cream.

"Enjoy." Phillip snorted sarcastically.

"Oh Jake, what did you get us into? I'm getting a stomach ache just looking at that." I complained. Jacob shrugged and grabbed a fork, stuffing his face with chocolate brownies and cake.

"Elp ee out." He mumbled with food overflowing his mouth, which I guessed meant "Help me out." I shrugged and began to pig out on the ice cream and cake.

"This is really good." I laughed. Jacob finished off the brownies and before sticking his finger in the ice cream and spreading it onto my nose.

"There you go." He laughed.

"Son of a bitch." I sneered and shoved chocolate frosting onto his eyebrow.

"Oh you're going to get it now." He snickered and shoved the entire bowl of ice cream onto my face.

"Jacob!" I screeched. I shoved a whole slice of cake into his face and he laughed.

"How am I going to get this off of my neck?! Oh, and my face!" I screeched. Jacob licked up my neck. "JAKE!" I screeched and Jacob laughed.

"Just having a little fun." He smiled.

"Yeah, well, look where 'a little fun' got us last time." I gestured towards my stomach. Jacob laughed whole-heartedly, throwing his head back.

"That's it! Both of you, out!" Phillip stormed in and Jacob threw three twenties at Phillip before linking arms with me and winked.

"Keep the change." Jacob smiled at Phillip before we strutted out of the restaurant and into our car where we busted out laughing.

"Jake, oh my god." I sputtered in between fits of laughter.

"See, I got you babe." Jacob chuckled.

So, I know the last part was a bit fluffy, but, hey I'm writing for a months events, cut me some slack. Hope you guys liked it!