Hello and welcome. I'm only doing this to get rid of a plot bunny. I will go on with this fic but it is not top priority to me. The idea comes from Chibi-Reaper though I own any new ideas used. So without further ado let's start.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any related merchandise.
'Great I'm dead' I thought as I was floating in the complete darkness. 'Why did I have to end the Rasengan and let the teme hit me with his Chidori'. You see after I promised Sakura that I would bring Sasuke back the retrieval team and me went after him. Everything was going well until everyone started splitting up. Soon it was only me going after Sasuke. Sasuke and I started fighting and we ended up using our aces, Sasuke going curse mark level 2 and me using Kyuubi. We each used our best jutsu. When our jutsu connected mine started winning, but I remembered that Sakura wanted Sasuke back… alive. So I cancelled my jutsu and he ran me through and then I died. Not as cool of a death as I wanted, but can't change it now.
All of a sudden a scroll appeared in front of me. I reached out my hand to grab it but it just passed through. Then in big red letters "Game Over" appeared above the scroll. The scroll then unfurled and in black regal writing at the top said "Points Earned" under it read:
Lived until age 13 – 1300 points
Semi-mastered Rasengan - 50 points
Brought Senju Tsunade back to Konoha – 1000 points
Became Apprentice to Jiraiya – 500 points
Defeated Subaku no Gaara – 1000 points
Defeated Ichibi no Shukaku – 500 points
Defeated Hyuga Neji – 250 points
Mastered Toad Summoning – 100 points
Summoned Gamabunta – 500 points
Mastered Water Walking – 100 points
Defeated Inuzuka Kiba – 250 points
Finished Second Exam – 500 points
Finished First Exam – 100 points
Entered Chunin Exams – 50 points
Saved Wave – 100 points
Defeated 2 unnamed Samurai – 100 points
Mastered Tree Climbing Exercise – 500 points
Tricked Zabuza – 50 points
Passed Bell Test – 50 points
Became Genin – 100 points
Defeated Mizuki – 25 points
Stole Forbidden Scroll – 50 points
Total Positive points: 7175
Died by Uchiha Sasuke – -2000 points
Failed to complete promise – -1000 points
Near death by Yakushi Kabuto – -500 points
Lost Precious person Sarutobi Hiruzen – -500 points
Failed to disable Orochimaru – -500 points
Went 6 days with Orochimaru's seal – -600 points
Sasuke given Curse Mark – -400 points
Beaten by Mitarashi Anko – -500 points
Failed to answer any test question in First exam – -900 points
Shown up by Uchiha Sasuke – -100 points
Failed to kill Haku – -500 points
Tricked by Haku – -500 points
Unable to keep forbidden scroll – -500 points
Tricked by Mizuki – -500 points
Failed Genin Exam 3 times – -3000 points
Beaten by Haruno Sakura ? times – -10000 points
Total Negative points: 22000
Total Points: -14825
Rank: You're worse than dead last.
Unlocked character: Useless Naruto
Unlocked upgrade: Rusty Kunai, Rusty Shuriken, and Malfunctioning Explosive Tags
My eye was twitching as I read the scroll. I was some how able to keep myself from pulling my own hair out at what the scroll had said. I was about to start looking around when the scene changed. I was right outside the gates of Konoha with a like a menu screen in front of me.
I could either start a new game or I could select a saved game. Naturally I chose saved games to see if I even had any. Sadly it was empty so I went back and chose "New Game"
Suddenly I was in a room full of statues. All of them looked like me. I decided to start looking at some.
Akatsuki Naruto caught my eye so I decided to read the requirements.
Requirements for Akatsuki Naruto unlock:
Must unlock Missing Nin Naruto
As Missing Nin Naruto must raise rank to S-Rank
Then must sneak into Oto and assassinate Orochimaru
Then end the game with positive points.
I looked thoughtful at that and decided I may try it later.
Must stay in female Henge as soon as able to mold chakra – Minimum 3 years
End game with positive points
Note – Naruko needed to Unlock lesbian Naruko
My eyebrow rose when I saw the last bit and really thought about trying it but decided later.
Make a deal with Kyuubi to make you his heir
Live for 500 years minimum
End game with negative points
Later I decided. Later when I could play word games.
Must use Useless Naruto and go on a homicidal rampage killing the following people.
Must also rape:
I paled at first when I saw this but then really thought about it and decided it may end up being a little fun. I would just have to make sure I was godly powerful with Useless Naruto for it to happen though. I decided to move on for now.
Kill Uchiha Sasuke before Genin Exam and take his eyes.
Must Use Useless Naruto
Note – Good way to work up to Insane Naruto
I decided I might as well try for this one so I could get used to what Useless Naruto was.
I went over and found the statue for Useless Naruto
Finish game with at least -5000 points
Useless Naruto is just that. Useless. He can't even fight his way out of a paper bag. His chakra control is the worst of all the Naruto's. To do well with this character it would be a good idea to work on control as soon as you can.
Note – Useless Naruto is used to unlock some noteworthy Naruto's.
I finished reading and sighed seeing I had my work cut out for me. I put my hand on the statue then everything went dark.
Suddenly I heard cheering and whistle. I could also faintly smell smoke and burning corpse. I opened my eyes and saw Konoha, after Kyuubi had attacked it. I knew where I was then. I was right after Kyuubi had been sealed in me.
"Behold citizens of Konoha. I present you… our savior." The cheering instantly changed to shout for my death for being a demon. Without even looking I could tell Sarutobi was shocked. At least now I had no qualms of killing him for Insane Naruto.
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