Annoying Voice-Over Guy: Oh, Hello. Welcome back to the story…so…The next morning…

(Idol Mansion. All is quiet. All of a sudden, a door slams open and Allison screams with rage.)

Allison; HOLY CRAP ADAM LAMBERT! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!

Adam: (crying) Allie! I'm sorry! *sobs* EVER so sorry! *weeps* It was dark! How was I supposed to know that your foot was there? *yells* I'M SORRY! JUST DON'T HURT ME!!! I BEG OF YOU!

Kris: (waking up) What's going on?

Adam: ALLISON IS GONNA KILL ME!

Kris: So?

Adam: HELP ME!

Allison: Wow, Adam, you're stupid. Kris isn't gonna protect you… He's a total wimp!

Kris: (serious) Thank you…

(Kris goes back to sleep. Lil comes into the room.)

Lil: What's all the yelling about?

Allison: ADAM IS A BITCH! So I'm gonna REARRANGE HIS FACE!

(Adam runs behind Lil.)

Adam: Lil, don't let her destroy my face! I enjoy my face, and so do a lot of other people!

Allison: I don't give a crap, Adam! COME OVER HERE AND TAKE THE PAIN LIKE A MAN!

(Allison looks ready to charge at Adam.)

Adam: Holy shit! She's gonna kill me! LIL, HELP!!!

Lil: Whoa, stop RIGHT NOW! Both of you! Now what happened?

Adam: I stepped on her foot!

Allison: HARD!

Adam: Well, I DIDN'T MEAN TO, OKAY! It was a TOTAL accident!

Lil: That's stupid. How about we just forget this ever happened and channel our inner balance of harmony…

Allison: Hey, wait a second, Lil! When did you become Mrs. I love Peace?

Lil: When did your face get so ugly? Oh wait! It was that way the whole time!

Allison: Okay, now your Mrs. Corny Insults! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

Lil: How am I supposed to know?

Kris: What's going on?

Allison: I just asked that question, dumbass!

Adam: I'm apprehensive! *cries*

(Danny walks over. There is a monkey on his head, which he is completely unaware of.)

Danny: Hey…

Kris: What's on your head?

Danny: Uh, hair I guess…

Allison: He was talking about the GOD DAMN monkey!

Danny: What monkey?

(Danny realizes that there is a monkey on his head and tries to get it off.)

Danny: Oh. My. God. I'm freaking HANDCUFFED to it…

Lil: *laughs* That is like, SO funny! Like TOTAL LMAO moment!

Adam: Lil? Are you okay? Did you steal my crack? Cuz I didn't have all that much left! MAYBE YOU FINISHED IT! *cries* Oh, now I have get some more! *sobs* AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT RIGHT NOW!

Lil: Life sucks. And no, Adam, I didn't steal any of your crack…

Kris: What's going on?

Danny: THE MONKEY JUST BIT ME!

(Someone screams.)

Allison: Oh, crap… ADAM WHAT DID YOU DO?

Adam: *cries* That wasn't me! *sobs* I thought you said my screams were unique! *weeps* AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN TELL THAT IT WASN'T ME! *whimpers* You…you…LIAR! *hysterically cries*

Danny: Well, if that wasn't Adam, then who was it? OW! The monkey bit me again! Damn bitchy monkey…

Kris: What's going on?

Annoying Voice-Over Guy: Kris is right. What IS going on? Will the Idols ever find out what's wrong? Will they find out who screamed? Will the monkey ever stop biting Danny? Find out in the next chapters of Mad World! And please review, because me paycheck depends on your reviews, and I want a big paycheck, so PLEA-

Director: CUT!