The Misadventures of the Akatsuki


Some more NarutoxKonan


Story Start


One afternoon, Pein was in his office checking the several bills. As he examined the bills, he came across a particular message and screamed in horror. And he decided to call a meeting.

Pein cleared his throat. "Ahem. As we all know, The Misadventures of Akatsuki has gotten off schedule..." Suddenly, Kakuzu gasped and clutched his chest in agony. He fell of his chair and lost consciousness. ''Henceforth I had no choice but to cancel our health benefits.'' he said as an outburst occurred.

"Here we go…"

"Are you Fucking kidding me?"

"Not the benefits!''

''That's bullshit! Sale that useless ass tank!''

''Not the Tobi tank! Tobi won't let you sale it!''

Pein continued again. "Listen people! At this rate we'll have to file for bankruptcy. If we don't increase our numbers with these new episodes we'll be cancelled. Any suggestions?''

''We can always sell our drunken texts to that one show. Why you don't drink and text.'' Naruto said as he showed off some texts.

''I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled 'dibs!'' he read off and snickered. ''Classic Ino.''

'Let me see...'' Kisame said, yanking the laptop from Naruto's hands.

''Hey fucker!''

''so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.'' Kisame began cackling. ''I want to party with these people.'' he said as he read some more. ''i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out. ''

''I just love shit like that.'' Naruto admitted with a sigh.''I got a better idea though. Let's start another show in conjunction with this. We'll call it, 'Let's fuck with people.' and it will be epic.''

''Naruto-kun is right.'' Itachi agreed. ''And I know just the person.

Meanwhile in Konoha Uchiha Sasuke was minding his own business and walking his dog. The sound of cawing drew his attention and he cried out upon seeing hundreds of crows in the sky. ''Foolish little brother. You have failed to be constantly vigilant.'' Itachi said as he ran by and scooped up his brother's dog.

''ITACHI! YOU BASTARD! BRING BACK MY DOG BEFORE I KILL YOU!'' Sasuke roared as he started firing Chidori bursts at his brother.

''What the hell goes on in that boy's head?'' Konan wondered, face palming very hardly.

''Well as long as we get everything on footage,'' Naruto added, placing his hand on Konan's shoulder as he turned back to Hidan who was the designated camera man. ''And now it is time my new compatriots. To save our story we must add new dimensions and twists. And that means pranking the whole of Konoha and finally getting me laid then by damnit we'll do it!'' Naruto finished his speech by dashing off, ready to cause mayhem and havoc.

''If he wasn't cute...'' Konan grumbled, chasing off after her boyfriend to make sure he remembered that they were there to make money and not cause chaos and havoc.


Chapter End


This is the prologue for the drive Konoha insane arc. You're welcome.