Derived from Chapter 39 of Nothing But Trouble. You probably won't get it unless you read the story. The best answers will be posted on here, most likely along with my own answers to the quizzes. Edward and Jake's responses are a given. All other characters are supposed to fill it out as well - so have at it. Funny... In character for NBT... those are the requirements.

So, yeah, read Nothing But Trouble. If you haven't.

And answer the stinking survey. Because it's fun, duh.


THE BELLA/NICO APPLICATION

PLEASE FILL OUT A SEPARATE APPLICATION FOR EACH TWIN.

PLEASE RETURN TO DEMETRI VOLTURI WHEN FINISHED, AS I WILL BE THE ONE TO ASSESS THE ANSWERS AND MAINTAIN THE RECORDS. YOU HAVE TWENTY FOUR HOURS TO COMPLETE THIS APPLICATION, AFTER WHICH YOU WILL BE CONSIDERED NONEXISTANT TO ME AND WILL RECEIVE NO FURTHER RECOGNITION. EXCEPT FOR WHEN I QUESTION YOU ABOUT YOUR FAILURE TO COMPLETE THE APPLICATION.

EVERY HOUR

ON THE HOUR

EVERY DAY OF EVERY WEEK

EVERY WEEK OF THE YEAR

EVERY YEAR OF THE DECADE

EVERY DECADE OF THE CENTURY

AND SO ON.

IF YOU DON'T THINK I WILL DO IT, CHECK YOUR SOURCES AGAIN. I WILL.

TWIN:

APPLICANT NAME:

APPLICANT AGE:

APPLICANT LOCATION:

DOES APPLICANT HOLD A POSITION OF POWER ANYWHERE:

WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH MY SISTER:

CAN YOU PROVIDE FOR MY SISTER IN THE APPROPRIATE MANNER:

HAVE YOU DONE MY SISTER:

MORE THAN ONCE?:

PLEASE TAKE THE FOLLOWING SURVEY SO THAT I MAY ASSESS THE EXTENT OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE TOWARDS THE TWINS.

1. SHE IS SHOPPING WITH TWIN (AND ALICE), THE HUMAN ENVIRONMENT IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO HANDLE AND YOU NEED TO HUNT IMMEDIATELY. YOU
A) SUGGEST THAT EVERYONE LEAVE TO GO HUNT
B) EXPLAIN TO HER THAT YOU HAVE TO LEAVE TO HUNT, AND TELL HER TO ENJOY HER SHOPPING
C)SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT. LIFE ISN'T ABOUT YOU.

2. SHE IS VERY, VERY ANGRY WITH YOU. YOU…
A) EXPLAIN YOURSELF
B) HIDEC) DRESS UP AS CINDERALLA AND SERENADE HER WITH YOUR WORST IMPERSONATION
D) TELL MARCUS TO PROTECT YOU

3. SHE DOES SOMETHING TO AGGRAVATE YOU IMMENSELY. YOU…
A) YELL
B) TELL HER HOW SHE HURT YOUR FEELINGS LIKE A PANSY
C) DO HER
D) APOLOGIZE AND BUY HER DIAMONDS BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN GET MAD AT YOU FOR BEING MAD AT HER (WHICH SHE WILL)

4. I DO SOMETHING STUPID THAT HEIDI WOULDN'T LIKE. YOU FIND OUT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE. YOU…
A) WARN ME, BUT KEEP QUIET.
B) TELL HEIDI, IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
C) ASK HER FIRST. BECAUSE YOU NEVER, EVER DO ANYTHING WITHOUT HER OPINION.

5. HER FAVORITE MOVIE IS ______________________

6. HER FAVORITE BOOK IS ______________________

7. HER FAVORITE BROTHER IS ______________________

8. YOU'RE MEAN TO ALICE OR JANE. SHE FINDS OUT AND IS READY TO CASTRATE/DETIT YOU. YOU…
A) HIDE (AGAIN)
B) APOLOGIZE
C) I WOULD NEVER DO THAT, JANE AND ALICE ARE SCARY
D) DENY IT LIKE NICO DENIES FELIX.

9. FELIX IS AFTER NICO… AGAIN. YOU… (IF YOU ARE FILLING THIS APPLICATION ABOUT BELLA, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS QUESTION UNTIL YOUR NICO ONE)
A) LAUGH AT HER FOR THE FIRST FEW DAYS, THEN SCARE FELIX SHITLESS
B) PROTECT HER FROM THE EVIL IN FELIX'S PANTS
C) LAUGH AT HER UNTIL SHE BLOWS SOMETHING UP

I WILL SCORE THIS SURVEY AND ASSES YOUR QUALIFICATIONS UPON RECIEPT. YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR RESULTS WITHIN ONE MONTH.