pen-pal project: The two famous academies, Oblivion and Oathkeeper, are doing a pen-pal project with each other. Is it really as innocent as it seems?

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Hey Dia-Jack,

Sorry I haven't been writing in you lately. I'm getting a blog, so I won't be writing in you much. Don't feel like you've been replaced, though!

So. Onto the news.

I have a pen-pal from Oblivion Academy. His name's Roxas Hikari. According to what he wrote, he looks a lot like Ven (remember him, Jack-o? When I was five years old, I stalked him, remember?). I've stalked him before, as he wears a black-and-white checkered wristband on his left arm. I must stalk him again; he's that cutie who hangs out with Axel.

He's Ven's cousin, too! How lucky am I?! 8D

I MADE A SONG, OMFY.

(Er, the beginning of one, anyway.)

I looked into your blue eyes,
And saw the raging sea.
I looked into your blue eyes,
And saw the tranquility.
I looked into your blue eyes,
And saw... Me.

I never knew you had it in you
To be such a heart-breaker,
Such a lady-killer;
I never knew you had it in you
To actually thank her.

YES, YES.

I MADE IT ALL BY MYSELF.

I am so proud.

-heart-

BD

I'm not sure who I'm writing about yet... I think it's Ven. He's the only blue-eyed lady-killer I know (other than Seifer, Zexy, possibly Sora, possibly Roxas, and Terra. God, I love that guy.), and... He knew HER, which means that everyone except Zexy and Terra are off the list. "The raging sea" bit crosses off Zexy, as his eyes show no emotion AT ALL. (But damn, I want to tap that!)

... Between Terra and Ven, I think I'm gonna go with Ven, because he's blond, shorter, and doesn't remind me of Zack Fair.

I heard a voice. Your voice.

UGH, ZACK, WHY MUST YOU BE SO INCREDIBLY SEXY IN EVERY GODDAMN ASPECT?!

The only thing that would make you sexier is if you made love with Cloud! D:

... Okay, I should stop before I write down more incriminating things... I can only hope no one reads this.

If anyone does read this, it better be after I die, you hear that?!

THIS BOOK MAY ONLY BE READ AFTER DEATH.

Deal, bitch.

... HANNAHMONTANASUXASS.

Yours,
Xion

P.S.: I love too many men. I blame the fact that there are so many hot guys 'round these parts, and not the theory that I'm a slut. (Olette, you bitch, I am NOT a slut. I just like cute guys.)

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Olette sighed into Sora's mouth as Riku bit into her neck from behind. Olette and Sora were the only ones drunk, and they were both clad in only their underwear; Riku hadn't drunk the alcohol served at all, and he only had his shirt off. After Olette grinded into his crotch, he pulled away, and walked over to Sora, who had stopped kissing Olette to watch him, his long eyelashes making his expression appear vaguely seductive.

Riku grabbed him by the hips, and kissed him passionately, despite the fact that he wasn't gay. Sora, surprisingly, kissed back, arms wrapping around the taller boy's neck. Riku grinded into him, his moan muffled as the pleasure almost made him faint. The silver-haired boy allowed his hands to go lower, until they reached the rim of the brunette's boxers. Olette watched in fascination as Sora gasped; the older boy took that opportunity to slip his tongue inside the brown-haired boy's mouth.

Riku, stop being gay and turn the bloody page! Vexen's coming!

OSHIT.

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Dear Roxas,

Aw, would you? Thanks, you're a dear. Make sure to tell Ven I still lust after him.

OH MY GOD! WE MUST HAVE BEEN BEST BUDS IN A PAST LIFE! Dude, we are totally awesome.

I know. My dreams are always kinda anti-climatic and sorta lame.

... I bet you'll have a dream about Kairi next or something.

That did not just sound incredibly creepy.

(LIES!)

So.

The paper says that I should tell you who I admire...

Er, well... I don't really admire anyone, really... But if I had to choose, I guess I'd pick Zack, because he's so carefree and pretty and everything. He can laugh at anything, and doesn't seem stressed, even though his schedule's pretty hectic. He's amazing like that.

... This letter seems very short compared to the others I've sent...

Did you take the hit for me or the home team,
Xion

P.S.: Come on, Kairi, Namine, just write something.

You actually told us to write something down. :O I'm amazed.

Sigh. Kai, maybe you should take this opportunity to comment on the comment Xion made about Roxas having a dream about you...

OH YEAH! My, my, Xion, if you wanted me to take your little Roxy, you should have just said so! -winks- I'll take that cutie any day!

... Not what I meant, and you know it.

PSH, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I GET MORE GUYS THAN YOU. (Even if most of them are total jerks...)

... Just keep thinking that...

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Dear Riku,

Olette. Olette. O-BLOODY-LETTE? You have a horrible taste in women.

I bet you'd know everything about sex...

The rivalry between you and Sora must become passion when you're high or drunk or something.

Now that would be great sex.

OMY! You said sex! And implied that Ri-Ri and Sora are GAY!

OMG! I did! LOL!

... So yeah.

I think we are going batshit crazy.

Sincerely,
Kairi

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Dear Zexion,

Oi, I'll have you know that I am VERY good in bed!

I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT, XION.

Oops. :C Sorry, Nam. I destroyed your virgin eyes, didn't I?

Yes. Yes, you did.

Sorry. ;3;

It's okay... I guess...

SO.

I don't really know what to say anymore...

This pen-pal idea is sorta lame...

Here, Xion, you write down something...

Alright!

Zexion, are you gay for Demyx? C: If you are, I support you COMPLETELY. I've always wanted to have a gay best friend.

Yours Truly,
Namine

P.S. Haha, thanks, buddy! I knew you'd like it!

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Ven...

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Where are you?

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Who are you?

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Dear Xion,

Haha, will do. It will probably scare him enough to make him piss his pants in fear.

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Actually...

I did have a dream about Kairi last night...

(No, that didn't sound creepy AT ALL.)

I was falling... And I heard a voice.

I can't remember what we said, but she told me her name was Kairi.

Must have been your friend.

I'll grant your wish right before your eyes,
Roxas

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Dear Kairi,

WHAT?! Olette's beautiful and has a wonderful personality! What's wrong with that?!

... I have lost what little respect I had for you...

I don't fuck Sora.

... Sorry about the short letter.

D:

I can't write very long letters...

SHORT LETTER IS SHORT.

Yours,
Riku

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Dear Namine (and Xion),

No, Xion, I'm not gay for Demyx. I am not a homosexual, either, for that matter.

I hacked into the system, and found out something. Xion, as you know Ven and Roxas, I think this information would interest you.

I found out that there is a room underground in this academy that contains a person.

I managed to find a file, but it only contained one word: AQUA.

I think it's the Aqua who had disappeared five years ago.

What say you, Namine, Xion?

Sincerely,
Zexion

P.S.: If you were wondering, I didn't let Demyx near the paper. He had almost burned it the last time.

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Someone—?

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A... Hacker...?

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Help me remember...

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restoration at 29 percent

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BRM: Um, yeah, this is a little different from the others... Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO.

Axel: You now know who the mysterious person is, too! :'D Isn't it exciting?!

Everyone except BRM: -looks at him- Fag.

Demyx: -pops out of nowhere- Hey! Don't call Axel a fag! It's not nice!

Zexion: -face-palm- People keep appearing...

Demyx: D:!! Do you not want me here, Zexy? ;3;

Zexion: No, no, it's fine, Dem...

Everyone except for Axel, BRM, and Demyx: -looks at him- Fag.

Axel/BRM/Demyx: -glares at them- YOU'RE THE FAGS!

Axel: ... Zexy protector group hug?

Demyx: Sure! :D

Axel/BRM/Demyx: -group hug-

Everyone except them and Zexion: -looks at them- Fags.

BRM: STFU! -angryface- ... Ven, Roxy, only you two will be spared from my wrath.

Ven/Roxas: -suddenly relieved they're her favorites-

BRM: As for the others... -supahcreepyface- Well, you shall see. -evillaughter-

Everyone: -looks at her- ... Creepy.

BRM: STFU!

Xion: -sigh- Anyway, thanks, SS-chan, for reviewing, and for everyone who doesn't know, Dia-Jack is my diary. I named it Jack. -heart-

Axel: -wipes tear from eye- I've taught you so well...

Everyone: -looks at him- Pedophile.

Axel: D:!!! I'M NOT A PEDO!