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2:12 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: theCherryOverlord

Ohmydearlord.

You know that nasty guy who sits behind me in Chem?

He asked me out.

Again.

Does he not understand 'rejection'?

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2:14 PM

To: theCherryOverlord

From: LeQueenBlondie

You're too irresistible to the dogs that are men.

…I hope you said yes.

(OHMYGODOHMYGOD. KIBA ASKED ME OUT!!)

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2:14 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: theCherryOverlord

Psh. He didn't I was irresistible.

why?

(YAYFERYOUS! Seriously, good for you. But why are you squealing so much. I can almost hear you.)

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2:15 PM

To: theCherryOverlord

From: LeQueenBlondie

Get over the jerk. He is obviously a loser for dumping a pretty girl like you.

...and so are the other two.

So I can have something to torment you with for the rest of your (single) life.

(Because his dog is freaking cute, he is smexy, and he is KIBA.)

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2:16 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: theCherryOverlord

NOT THAT HE. I MEAN SASU-CHAN. THOSE LAME LOSERS ARE NOT WORTH A TEXT.

I'm not pretty. I'm average.

Like I have a tape of when you went on a pity date with the loser in your Chem? (I LAUGH.)

(I know, like, Akamaru's adorable. Yes, he's smexy. We established that a looong time ago. But you've been asked out by smexy guys before…

OHMYGOD.

You like KIBA?!)

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2:17 PM

To: theCherryOverlord

From: LeQueenBlondie

Sasu-chan.

Does he know you call him that?

And you so are pretty. Why else have men fallen over themselves asking you out? (coughNejiLeeSaiNarutotheboyinHistoryKibaShika)

Never. Mention. That. AGAIN.

(No!!

…maybe?)

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2:17 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: theCherryOverlord

No.

(And Naruto came up with it, so.)

Neji was because Lee challenged him he couldn't do it. Lee is weird. Sai… COUGH. Naruto is with Hina-chan now. The boy in History is history. And I shall ignore the latter two.

(I NOTICE SASUKE'S NOT ON THAT LIST.)

HAHA.

(OHMYGOD!!

Where, when, where, when, and what are you wearing?)

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2:19 PM

To: theCherryOverlord

From: LeQueenBlondie

HA.

(I shall go tell him you call him that.)

Neji doesn't matter. HE IS THE ONLY ONE YOU HAVE A REASON FOR.

(…except Lee.)

But hey.

SAI, NARUTO, HISTORY BOY, KIBA, AND SHIKA.

(…THE LAZY ASS GOT UP TO ASK YOU OUT. AND YOU WERE ACROSS THE ROOM. That's some motivation there.)

Shut up, Sakura.

(By my locker, like, ten minutes ago, movies then the park, TOMORROW. And your purple blouse, my black denim skirt, and white boots.)

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2:20 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: theCherryOverlord

DON'T YOU DARE.

(…I shall tell Tenten about what you call Neji.)

…just leave me and my love life alone, okay?

(SQUEE. Actually, Kiba's pretty romantic. He's good. And don't wear a jacket. It's supposed to be cold tomorrow.)

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2:23 PM

To: theCherryOverlord

From: LeQueenBlondie

Fine. Ruin my fun.

Nevah. Evah. Bitch.

(I shall continue to torment you.

…and I have the PERFECT idea.)

(And you would know, obviously. And we're skipping after lunch walk around the beach for a bit, then movies around three. Come over tonight and crash here.)

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2:27 PM

To: uchihasasuke

From: LeQueenBlondie

Ask Sakura out.

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2:30 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: uchihasasuke

No. Why?

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2:31 PM

To: uchihasasuke

From: LeQueenBlondie

Because. She's been asked out by five people (who matter).

And I saw you buy that music thing for her.

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2:33 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: uchihasasuke

Five?

…who?

And how do you know?

(Music box. She likes that stuff right?)

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2:34 PM

To: uchihasasuke

From: LeQueenBlondie

I'm not telling. You'll go all jealous and possessive and stuff.

And, um, you asked me?

(What's it like? And she loves music boxes.)

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2:35 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: uchihasasuke

…I will not.

…right.

(Old-y, wooden, red velvet lining, has a small statue of stars and moons and junk.)

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2:37 PM

To: uchihasasuke

From: LeQueenBlondie

You so totally will, and do NOT deny it.

HA. In your face, Sasu-chan.

(Good. You do know her birthday's in two days, right?)

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2:39 PM

To: theCherryOverlord

From: uchihasasuke

Your name's lame.

And meet me by the copse down the block at four.

Are you free today?

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2:41 PM

To: uchihasasuke

From: theCherryOverlord

Your name's unoriginal.

Copse?

Yeah.

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2:42 PM

To: theCherryOverlord

From: uchihasasuke

Whatever.

English exam was last period.

…gooutwithme?

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To: uchihasasuke

From: theCherryOverlord

Psh, you just can't deal with my creative skillz.

Oh.

Oh. My. God. Oh. Freaking. God. Yes!

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2:45 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: theCherryOverlord

Sasuke told me to meet him by the copse at four.

AND HE ASKED ME OUT!

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2:47 PM

To: theCherryOverlord

From: LeQueenBlondie

The one the angel is the (inanimate but so so smexy) tutelary of?

SERIOUSLY??

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2:48 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: theCherryOverlord

what?

(And yes.)

SERIOUSLY.

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2:49 PM

To: theCherryOverlord

From: LeQueenBlondie

I HAD AN ENGLISH EXAM LAST PERIOD.

And that angel is fiiine. Even if he's a statue. He's still a smexy statue.

(The very paragon of smexy gods.)

WHENWHENWHENWHEN??

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2:51 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: theCherryOverlord

So does Sasuke.

AND I HAVE IT LAST.

…WHICH IS NEXT PERIOD. OH GOD.

God, Ino, it's a freaking statue.

(…true.)

But the groundkeeper cossets it too much.

Every time we lie awake

After every hit we take

Every feeling that I get

But I haven't missed you yet

I feel kinda emo.

TODAYTODAYTODAYTODAY.

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2:52 PM

To: theCherryOverlord

From: LeQueenBlondie

Well, the exam's not that hard.

…if you studied.

Statue or not, it is still the embodiment of smexy.

Every roommate kept awake

By every sigh and scream we make

All the feelings that I get

But I still don't miss you yet

I'm emo with you.

(But what's with the music?)

…freaking…

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2:53 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: theCherryOverlord

OH. FREAKING. GOD.

I AM SCREWED. SERIOUSLY.

The kid next to me has his headphones out and the volume turned up loud.

But emo is really fitting right now.

(That exam is THIRTY PERCENT of this semester's grade!!)

I shall ignore that as I don't know what you mean.

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2:55 PM

To: theCherryOverlord

From: LeQueenBlondie

Relax. I was kidding. (Kindof. You sorta do need to study a bit.)

At least it's a good song.

Again, relax. (And study. The bell rings in five.)

(It is?

…oh god.)

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2:56 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: theCherryOverlord

I'm studying! (After the bell, come to my locker and test me.)

Now it's playing…um, Bullet For My Valentine or Metallica or something. (And GUESS WHAT. It's Megumi. That shy girl who sits by the window and is normal and average and does not listen to heavy metal?)

(…pig?)

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2:58 PM

To: theCherryOverlord

From: LeQueenBlondie

Nerd. (Fine.)

Seriously? Megumi? No. You must be kidding me. (But hey, don't judge a book by it's cover, right?)

(I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, TEN, OR SOMETHING.)

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2:59 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: theCherryOverlord

Um, I'd like to not fail.

It's true. (I didn't. She was my partner for a test and was all quiet and…Sasuke-like. Though not as maddening. But she was quiet. Though kinda got looser I guess.)

(HA. I BET YOU FAILED.)

Fine. See you at your locker.

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4:20 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: theCherryOverlord

OMG, GUESS WHAT.

Okay, you know when I told you Sasuke'd texted me to meet him at the copse at four?

HE GAVE A FREAKING MUSIC BOX. (And you know how I loves those things. It's kinda small-ish, but it's perfect!!)

Now he's driving me to his place, then he says it's a surprise.

But he's taking me to my place first so I can change and stuff.

And can I squeal in your ear tomorrow?

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9:21 PM

To: LeQueenBlondie

From: theCherryOverlord

OHMYFREAKINGGOD.

We're at the beach. With a bonfire. With smoke! And it's big. And not those crappy small ones or whatever.

…and he's holding my hand!!

Like, seriously?

This is the best.

Ever.


Oh my god. I actually did it.

This is for Vesper-chan's oneshot contest. And I don't own Naruto. (Obviously.)