To save everyone a little confusion, number three is a Stargate crossover.

Five Things Jack Carter Does Not Want to Hear When He Wakes Up in the Morning


"You might not want to leave the house today," Zoë said when her father walked down the stairs into the kitchen.

"Why not?" he asked, grabbing a beer from the fridge.

"Because it's national Musical day in Eureka. Everyone has to sing everything they say."


"Hey Carter," Jo says when her boss enters the station with a large cup of Vinspresso.

"Morning Jo," he replies. "Anything happen yet?"

"Well, we got a call from Mansfield. He'll be coming by for a visit later this week…"

"Oh joy."

"And you got a call from you're ex-wife. She wants Zoë to visit for Easter."

"Remind me to talk to Zoë about it."

"And Stark called…"


"Good morning Sheriff Carter," SARAH says as he walks down the stairs for breakfast.

"Morning SARAH," he replies boredly.

"You got a call late last night. I didn't want to wake you."

"Thanks for that."

"Would you like to hear the message?"

"There's nothing I'd like more." SARAH is quiet for a moment, the sarcasm taking a moment to reach her systems.

"It's from a woman claiming to be your sister. Samantha."

"Uh oh," he groans. "Play the message."

"Hey Jack, its Sam. We have a small problem."


"Hey dad," Zoë greeted. "Henry called this morning."

"Yeah? What's he say?"

"He wanted me to tell you that Fargo-"

"Don't finish that thought."


"I swear to god, if the next word out of your mouth is zombies, aliens, mind-swap, thermonuclear warhead, the laws of physics or anything of the like-"


"You're kidding me. That's a joke, right?"

Stark made a face and Jack knew it was no joke.

"I so don't get paid enough for this."