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Extreme Home Makeover…. Cullen Edition

By: Alunamai and Twilighters4ever

It was quiet day at the Cullens. The first in many weeks since the beginning of summer.

Carlisle Cullen, meanwhile, was getting nervous. He didn't know where his family was.

"What is wrong?" Esme said coming down the stairs and seeing her husband pacing the length of the living room.

"It's quiet." he said looking up at her.

"Isn't that a good thing?" She asked.

"It's too quiet." He stopped and his eyes became shifty as he looked around the room.

He completely missed us as his eyes swept the room. Granted we were behind the curtain watching them but that was not the point.

"Emmett McCarty Cullen, you are truly devious." Alice said from her perch beside me as I grinned at her.

"Its perfect." I murmured so that only she could hear.

"This is insane!" Edward hissed. Goody-two shoes. I muttered in my head. To bad I forgot what Edward could do. He growled slightly, glaring at me.

"What?" I said with a smile. "My evil ways too much for you?"

"Can we just get this over with?" Rose whispered. "It's only a matter of time till he..."

She stopped short due to Carlisle glaring at the curtains.

"I just don't get the children sometimes." Carlisle said in an exasperated voice.

"Isn't exasperated a big word for you?" Edward said looking at me.

"Get out of my head." I said.

"Then stop narrating!"

A piercing shriek flew through the air, causing Alice to fall over.
Bella's angry face showed up from the other side of the curtin, and she
glared at Edward.

"She's glaring at you, smart one!" Edward said, a little peeved.

"Why thank you, I know I'm smart."

"What was that?" Carlisle said as he jumped fifty feet in the air.

"I didn't hear anything sweetie." Esme said going out the back door. "I'm going to go work in the garden.

"Carlisle?" Rosalie said, standing beside Carlisle with a shy look on her face.

"WHAT?" He asked, staring at her, slightly scared.

look like a male Hannah Montana. Do you think you would actually look
like her if you put this wig on?" She asked, holding up a long and
slightly messy blonde wig that looked pretty much like the real thing.
The real, Hanna Montana wig.

"Emmett." Edward whispered, his eyes wide. "It is the real thing." He said, horrified.

"When did we get the real thing?" I asked.

"WHY THE HELL DO YOU EVEN THINK!!!" Edward said storming ... well attempting to storm... out of the curtain but he ended up twisted in the curtain and falling to the floor. "I'm going to kill you."

"JESUS CHRIST!" Carlisle screeched with a look of horror. "How the bloody hell did you... I ... what... I'll be in my office."

"Goodbye, old lad!" Alice screamed, waving franticly at Carlisle.

"I have a question." Edward growled from his spot on the floor.

"What?" I asked.

"Where did we get a curtin??"

"That, my dear brother, is the right question." I said, using an IRobot Reference. Watching with a smirk as Bella sat on Edward and started to file her nails, I started to hum Its A Small World.

Carlisle POV

Ring Ring

"Hello?" I said answering the phone.

"Hello Old friend." came the worlds most annoying voice.

"How are you?" I said quietly and controlled.

"I am well. I'm calling to invite you to Voltaire."

"I think that would do my kids some good."

"It would. Oh, and Carlisle?"


"Seven days."