Voldemort went down to Britain

Voldemort went down to Britain, he was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind cause he was way behind and was willing to make a deal. When he came across this young man dueling with a wand and making it spark, he whipped out his podium and said, "Boy, let me tell you what. I bet you didn't know it but I'm a mighty wizard too and if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you. Now you know some pretty good magic boy, but give Voldemort his due. I bet a wand of gold against your soul cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Harry and it might be a sin but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Harry summon up your might, you'd better be dueling hard. Cause Hell's broke loose in Britain and Voldemort deals it hard. And if you win you'll get this shiny wand made of gold, but if you lose Voldemort will get your soul.

Voldemort brought out his wand and he said, "I'll start this fight." And lightning flashed across the sky as he summoned up his might and he made an evil hiss. Then a band of Death Eater's joined in and it sounded something like this (insert evil battle music here) When Voldemort finished Harry said, "Well you're pretty good, old son. But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done!"

Fire on the mountain Run, Boys, Run!

The devil's in the house of the rising sun.

Ginny in the kitchen kneading out dough.

Remus does your dog bite, No child, No!

Voldemort bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he lay that golden wand on the ground at Harry's feet. And Harry said, "Voldie just come on back if you ever want to try again. I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been!"

He sang:

"Fire on the mountain Run, Boy, Run!

Devil's in the house of the rising sun.

Ginny in the kitchen kneading out dough.

Remus will your dog bite, No child, No!"


A/N and disclaimer: How was that? I've been meaning to write this one for a while now and I'm glad it finally got finished^^.

Harry Potter and Characters belong to JKR. And the song 'The devil went down to Georgia' is by the Charlie Daniels Band.