Parody of 'The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia' - from May Oak's/ Ookido Nanami's POV.

The Night The Lights Went Out In Fuschia

He was on his way home from the mountaintop

Been three weeks gone and he thought he'd stop

At Webbs and have him a drink

Before he went home to Misty

Richie Dervan said hello

Gary said "hi, what's new?"

And Rich said "sit down

I've got some bad news

And it's gonna hurt"

"Now I'm a good friend and you know that's right

But your wife, Misty ain't home tonight

Since you've been gone she's been

Seeing that Ketchum bloke, Ash"

Now Gary got mad and he saw red

Richie said "boy, don't you lose your head

Cos to tell you the truth

I've been with her myself"

That's the night that the lights went out in Fuschia

That's the night that they hung an innocent man

No don't trust you life to no backwards Johto lawyer

Cos the Judge of Pallet Town's got

Bloodstains on his hands

So Richie got scared and left the bar

Walking on home cos he didn't live far

You see Richie didn't have many friends

And he'd just lost him one

Brother thought his wife musta left town

So he went home and finally found

The only thing Ojiisan had left him

And that was a gun

He went off to Richie's house

Slipping through the back woods

Quiet as a mouse

Came across some tracks too small

For Richie to make

He looked through the window of the back porch door

And he saw Richie lyin' on the floor

In a puddle of blood

And he started to shake

Jenny's patrol was a-makin' their round

So he fired a shot, just to flag her down

A big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun

And said "why'd you do it?"

The Judge said guilty on a make-believe trial

Slapped Jenny on the butt with a smile

And said "the missus is waitin' at home

So we'd better get to it"

That's the night that the lights went out in Fuschia

That's the night that they hung an innocent man

No don't trust you life to no backwards Johto lawyer

Cos the Judge of Pallet Town's got

Bloodstains on his hands

Now they hung my baby brother

Before I could say

The tracks he saw while on his way

To Richie's house and back that night were mine

And his cheatin' wife, had never left town

That's one body that'll never be found

You see, Oneechan don't miss

When she aims her gun

That's the night that the lights went out in Fuschia

That's the night that they hung an innocent man

No don't trust you life to no backwards Johto lawyer

Cos the Judge of Pallet Town's got

Bloodstains on his hands