My name is Cooper Cartwright and I am a PI
This sounds really boring but it most certainly is not. It's actually really interesting and I truly love my job (not the part where husbands cheat on their wives). Especially the fun of night stakeouts. I just love helping people fix problems in their life.
My school life can't really be called great, as I was thrown out of multiple high schools, but at least I completed my education unlike my family who are all slacking off on gramps fortune.
The surname would be familiar to you, as it would to the rest of the world, and why not? It's associated with one of America's most popular singers (and jerks). Really, who goes around cheating on their innocent long term girlfriends just because there was a new "item" on the block? And I do mean innocent and beautiful (Okay, I don't believe I just wrote that).
So I invited her-my brothers ex, that is- to live with me (on the top floor of my apartment, anyway) since I think Jordan's a jerk (Wait, did I mention that already?)
So Heather (Remember Sugar Rush? That's right, I'm talking about the Heather Wells!) is actually a nice roommate. She's not nosy and is extremely untroublesome (well, except for the tendency of putting herself in harm's way every few days). She asked me out once, but I, being the moron that I am, said no. And now that I really like her, she's dating someone else. Seriously, that's the story of my life.