Romeo and Juliet

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ROMEO AND JULIET: Believing that true love waits, I make a commitment to God, myself, my family, those I date, and my future mate to be sexually pure until the day I enter marriage.

ROSALINE(TO JULIET): You stole my boyfriend! How could you!

JULIET: To be, or not to be: That is the question.

ROMEO(Looking directly at Juliet): You know who is SUCH a good looking woman?

JULIET: Yes, dearest Romeo?

ROMEO: Pamela Anderson, dude!

PARIS: That's hot!

JULIET: Romeo, I must tell you something. To me, you are…the best friend a girl could ever have.

VARIOUS CAPULET GIRLS: Lalalalalalalala!

JULIET: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay, and I pity any girl who isn't me today!

VARIOUS CAPULET GIRLS: Lalalalalalalala!

MERCUTIO: That's IT! I can't take any more tragedy. I'm going to go be in A Midsummer's Night Dream now!

JULIET: Oh Nurse, why can't I be with my beloved Romeo?

NURSE(Clearly improvising): Uh…because…ROMEO IS YOUR BROTHER!

JULIET: (gasps)

ROMEO: Okay, Juliet, if we can't get our families to like each other then let's escape and go get married in Vegas!

JULIET: Great idea!

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NURSE: Juliet, why can't you be more like ROSALINE? Rosaline is such a nice girl.

CAPULETS AND MONTAGUES: Hey, here's an idea! Let's get together and have a community block party.

Um…that was a beginning. Each chapter will be a different play. I realize that most of this is not canon/OOC but that's why it's fun to write. Okay! I'm off and thanls for reading!