It's back! The insanity of the Chaotic Chatroom! Only this time, things are a little bit different. Our favorite foursome is going to breaking the fourth wall a little in this addition.
It's the backstage Chatroom of The Files of Kazdan Kalinkas!
Welcome to the Chaotic Online Chatroom—Backstage Access. Actors only.
ChaotiKween has logged in.
PeytonicMaster has logged in.
ChaoticKween: Hi Peyton.
PeytonicMaster: Saraaaahhhh! Long time no see!
ChaotiKween: Yes, because I didn't JUST see you at the studio.
PeytonicMaster: XD lol
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MajorTom: Hi guys!
PeytonicMaster: Where's Kazzer?
MajorTom: He's still got some work he has to do.
ChaotiKween: Tom's gonna go emo because Kaz is getting so beat up.
PeytonicMaster: XD NOOOO, NOT EMO!!!!
KidChaor has logged in.
KidChaor: Ooohh, nice conversation. EMO TOM!!!
MajorTom: Being emo sucks.
ChaotiKween: How would you know?
MajorTom: I don't. It's logic.
PeytonicMaster: Yeah, think about it, there doesn't seem to be much going for the emo kids.
ChaotiKween: True, true.
KidChaor: I don't think Tom could be emo anyway.
ChaotiKween: Yeah, me either.
KidChaor: I don't think any of us could pull off being emo.
MajorTom: Yeah, because you're totally NOT going to be emo after everything Chaor's put you through.
KidChaor: I'm gonna guess that was sarcasm.
ChaotiKween: Kaz isn't going to be emo.
PeytonicMaster: NAJARIN WILL BE EMO!
KidChaor: H'EARRING WILL BE EMO!
PeytonicMaster: FRAFDO WILL BE EMO!
MajorTom: MAXXOR WILL BE EMO!
PeytonicMaster: PRINCE MUDEENU WILL BE EMO!
KidChaor: ALL THE M'ARRILLIANS WILL BE EMO AND DIE!!!
MajorTom: Yes, they will cut themselves and die.
ChaotiKween: But they're made of pure energy, what's the point in cutting themselves?
KidChaor: I dunno. I was just wondering that. How are the M'arrillians emo?
PeytonicMaster: They just ARE.
KidChaor: Grrr. Stupid M'arrillians. I'm so glad they're not in the script.
MajorTom: And grrrr to Ulmar.
PeytonicMaster: Yesh, grr to him too.
ChaotiKween: Because everyone should hate Ulmar?
PeytonicMaster: Indeed. X3
MajorTom: So now that Chaor knows Kaz is out of the UW…what's he gonna do about it?
ChaotiKween: Didn't you read the script?
PeytonicMaster: He's going to pout. For a very long time.
KidChaor: And then send a very angry letter to Maxxor.
PeytonicMaster: And then Maxxor will get upset because Chaor called him ugly in the letter and go cry in a corner.
MajorTom: And the he'll send his army into the UW to get back at Chaor. XD
ChaotiKween: Here we go again…
PeytonicMaster: And then Takinom will actually be a guy!
MajorTom: And that's where babies come from.
KidChaor: You forgot that Ulmar was gay.
MajorTom: And so it Klay.
PeytonicMaster: And THAT'S where babies come from!
KidChaor: And then Klay and Ulmar turn out to be the same person.
ChaotiKween: And then they turned left.
MajorTom: It was all a VERY, VERY, VERY elaborate scheme by Klay to make Kaz's life miserable
MajorTom: Ha, I just figured out the whole story. I win.
ChaotiKween: What about H'earring?
KidChaor: H'earring got sick of it all and took a vacation in the Bahamas.
PeytonicMaster: For real this time.
KidChaor: Yep. :D
MajorTom: Oh, and Garv is really Najarin's second cousin, three times removed on his sister's side and is genderless.
PeytonicMaster: And Gespaden never actually existed, he was just a figment of Kaz's stressed out imagination.
PeytonicMaster: That also happened to kill him.
ChaotiKween: This conversation took a hard left down crazy street.
KidChaor: Oh wait! I got it! Tom and Peyton are actually brothers and Sarah is an alien from the planet Farv!
ChaotiKween: Excuse me!?
MajorTom: And Farv was blown up by the Death Star.
KidChaor: By Adam West.
PeytonicMaster: And Darth Vader is Chaor's cousin so when he found out Maxxor was beating up Chaor, he used the Force to make Maxxor thnk he was a girl.
ChaotiKween: And then Luke Skywalker showed up and told Kaz he was a Jedi.
KidChaor: This story is becoming a bit too much for me.
PeytonicMaster: Okay, maybe we took it a BIT too far…
MajorTom: But you know what they say…
KidChaor: Screw the rules, my hair defies gravity.
PeytonicMaster: LOL, it DOES!
KidChaor: I don't know. How do you top that last conversation?
ChaotiKween: You can't.
MajorTom: You'd have to say something pretty epic.
KidChaor: That says it all.
ChaotiKween: Well, geez, you've got me there.
MajorTom: Seriously now, how does the rest of The Files go?
ChaotiKween: Go get your script and read it, you lazy bum!
KidChaor: It has to do with Chaor.
ChaotiKween: Well of course it does!
MajorTom: That's like saying it has to do with Chaotic.
MajorTom: And there are characters in it.
MajorTom: Who do stuff.
MajorTom: And stuff happens.
ChaotiKween: And then more stuff happens.
PeytonicMaster: And then they turned left.
KidChaor: And then they turned right.
PeytonicMaster: And then they got lost.
KidChaor: And then they stopped and asked for directions.
MajorTom: And then they got chased by some killer bees.
ChaotiKween: And then the ending happens so it's OVER!
KidChaor: Oh wait, we forgot the middle part.
PeytonicMaster: Guess we have to start over.
ChaotiKween has logged out.
MajorTom: Whoops, looks like we chased Sarah off.
MajorTom: Eh, I should go too. Probably should read the script while I'm at it…
PeytonicMaster: At least we had tons of fun!
KidChaor: I know!
KidChaor: I know!
KidChaor: I KNOW!
KidChaor: I don't know.
PeytonicMaster: Well, I'm outta here. See you dudes around!
PeytonicMaster has logged out.
KidChaor: I'm going too. READ YOUR SCRIPT, THOMAS MAJORS! XD
KidChaor has logged out.
MajorTom: I feel so loved.
MajorTom has logged out.
Chaotic Online Chatroom—Backstage Access closed.
Well that was fun.
And bits of that were actually parts of a conversation held between myself and a friend of mine.
I'm not kidding.
And since there was no other way I could put this into the chatroom, I decided to momentarily pretend that The Files was nothing but a play or something. XD
Oh man, this was so much fun to write!