Wah… gue sebenarnya sembarang aja bikin Parody yang ancur ini ! Disaster movie end song yang judulnya Dating Matt Damon ( aslinya Fucking ) gue bikin Parody ama DW ! check this out…
Zhen Ji and Cao Pi udah nikah… nah, mereka ceritanya di resepsi trus Cao pi yang dapet gitar entah dari mana itu langsung ngomong
" ada suatu hal yang ingin kuberitau Zhen…"
" apa itu ?"
Cao Pi : ( mainin gitar lagi ) Im Dating Taigong wang !
Zhen Ji : You dating Taigong wang ? well, Im Dating Xiao Qiao
Xiao Qiao : ( megang Mic sambil nari kaya Hannah Montanah yang di Disaster Movie ) She Dating Xiao Qiao backstage at my concert turn me on my bandstand after school in my locker and the girl give it all Im also dating Zhou Yu
Zhou Yu : yeah Boy she's dating Zhou yu to, You know what time is it ? 'cause im dating xuine to
Lu Xun : ( mainin gitar ) Yeah I know but it true Zhou Yu date's me to..
Ling Tong ( muncul entah dari mana ) : and i swapped with Gan ning and he Swaped with that dude,
Gan Ning, Lu Meng ( yang muncul entah dari mana ) Ling Tong and Lu Xun : and were all Dating Liu Bei
Liu Bei : ohhh yeah their dating Liu Bei and im dating Zhou Yun
Zhou Yun : when i get really mad i start dating Ma Chao
Ma Chao : a Most Uncomfortable shrew but i date the princess too
Sun Shang Xiang : Ding Dong !
Sun Quan : whos that ringing on my bell ?
Sun Shang Xiang : the chick whos dating Ma Chao thats M-a-C-h-a-o and i like his sword
Sun Quan : thats really great 'cause im dating wei yan
Wei Yan : datin' wold aint that a pitty 'cause im datin' those girls form shu
Yue Ying : he Dating Shu gals and so i wondered, would Wei Yan really get jealous if he knew we were dating the guy with big hat ?
Lu Bu ( no shit ) : there all dating Lu Bu at lu bu Castel, in the my land, butler is our love slave. riddle me this holy bathhouse, im also dating Diao chan ?
Diao Chan : hes dating Diao Chan down low low low and im dating Da Qiao, cus it's how i roll roll roll
Da Qiao : shes dating Da Qiao ! oh yeah and i think i might have dated that 'Beauty' (perasaan Autor tiba tiba nggak enak ) Assasain
Zhang He ( benerkan) : everyone dates me and i date the back you see and im dating the chines to with the tragdic hat do
Sima Yi : Call it heads im dating SJ
Sun Jian : im dating that male model cause hes so fine, and i love to get up in those calvin klines
Guan Ping : it's true SJ dates me once again, but i'm also dating Prince Sun Ce
Sun Ce : i am handsome and i am cool that's why this prince dates the girls form DW
DW Girls : yeahhh ! woo! come on ! lets hear it ! you know what time it is ? no what time is it ? it's time to date.
Xiao Qiao : Date me !
Sun Shang Xiang : no, date Me !
Diao Chan : date me !
DW Girls : he dates all us DW girl, under bleachers, in the showers while were changing for gym class
Yue Ying : i'm dating Oprah
Da Qiao : i'm Dating Obama
Xing Cai : i'm dating Guan yu
Guan Yu : dating Guan yu and im dating Zhuge liang
Zhuge Liang : datin' Zhuge liang and im dating Xiahou Dun
Xiahou Dun : you know you like it, and im dating Cao Cao
Cao Cao : and i'm dating Dian Wei
Dian Wei : Don't judge me, i date Yuan Shao you see
Yuan Shao : oh yeah he dating Yuan Shao yeah its cool but its true, he dates Yuan shao than youuuu
Inilah hasil author kita yang kurang kerjaan ini ! *dihajar seluruh chara DW *